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this shit makes me so much madder than it really should for some reason

gr8080, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:34 (ten years ago)

Oh god, the Glock one.

emil.y, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:51 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23loveourlinemen&src=typd

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)

Vital thread

Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

the idea that anyone would ever respond to a megacorporation's request for your abject flattery seems so improbable to me that I'd expect only the most desperately lonely or mentally ill people would do it. but no, it's just ordinary people prattling on about themselves without giving it a second thought.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

Telling Arby's the story of meeting your wife over a big beef and cheddar is the '10s version of wearing a Nike tank top. Where once we could only demonstrate our brand loyalty as if attempting to impress a cold and distant father, we can now run into the warm and welcoming digital arms of the companies which mean so much to us and converse openly about our shared narrative, tears streaming unashamedly down our cheeks and onto our logo-bedecked clothing.

Mr. Piggy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)

genuinely want to know the Finnair story, what is happening behind that family?

rob, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:42 (ten years ago)

Vital thread

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mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:44 (ten years ago)

Tell us your "Tell Us Your Story" story.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

Responding to these on Twitter appears to be Neil Hamburger's thing these days.

andrew m., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)

tell us your pants story vs tell us your chicken story

totally unachievable goals and no incentive to compromise (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

tell us about yr dogshit

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/Dog_zps2uld6bxp.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:37 (ten years ago)

literally telling dogshit stories

gr8080, Friday, 17 April 2015 20:51 (ten years ago)

tell us your horyshiiit...... piiiiiiiiiiiiisss

mattresslessness, Saturday, 18 April 2015 07:10 (ten years ago)

cant stop laughing at that

thanking u

deej loaf (D-40), Saturday, 18 April 2015 07:39 (ten years ago)

i once met a man on the street

the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 April 2015 09:26 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhgYwnSCQAAiSSJ.jpg

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:06 (ten years ago)

Linda Thomas ‏@TheNewsChick 16m 16 minutes ago
Looking for a mother-daughter duo who regularly meet at Starbucks. Contact litho✧✧✧@starbu✧✧✧.c✧✧ to share your story.

soref, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

spotted irl

http://i.imgur.com/EFhM5KO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/flkZhau.jpg

gr8080, Saturday, 2 May 2015 12:38 (ten years ago)

funny how all these advertising ppl want to hear my story, but none of 'em wants to read my poetry :/

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:14 (ten years ago)

or feel my pain

j., Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/PZ6xoLb.png

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2015 22:06 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZIaTTlb.jpg

serene manish (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 May 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

kurds in kobani? no whey!

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2015 22:48 (ten years ago)

no whey

http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/216/5010981003216/IDShot_540x540.jpg

So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Monday, 25 May 2015 22:53 (ten years ago)

http://www.isletmeler.com/uploads/firmaresim/1406293377_esenay_pide_kebap1992451494_n.jpg

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Monday, 25 May 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)


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