Worst Lunch

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i was reading a crime novel last night and this woman gets murdered at work and the last thing she sees before she dies is her paper sack lunch with a grease stain on the bag: bologna sandwich and an orange.

so depressing. one of the more depressing things i've read in a while.

even more depressing: i ate two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches yesterday for lunch. that's all i ate until dinner. but that's more boring than terrible or depressing. last week one day i had beef jerkey and a piece of fudge for lunch from the convenience store. that made me kinda sad.

what's the worst lunch you have eaten recently. what's the worst lunch you can think of.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

Old lunch is pretty terrible.

Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

3rd day leftovers would be sad old lunch, Old Lunch.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

3 day old pizza. and a pickle. would be the saddest lunch.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

A sandwich containing anything produced by the the Carl Buddig & Co. or the William Underwood Company, pork rinds, and a glass of Sunny D.

Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

A&P buffet "Caesar Pasta" had a nice cat-food/breath-esque aftertaste to it.

Evan, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

these things scare me:

http://theisenvending.com/images/pages/deli-ex.png

scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

7/11 taquitos and a banana Yoo-Hoo.

Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Any "meal" option from Dunkin Donuts. That's some hate yourself food.

Evan, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

i don't know what i was thinking....i was at the drug store.

scott seward, Friday, 2 March 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

Seems like as good an excuse as any to repost this awesome piece

http://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/nov/24/how-the-sandwich-consumed-britain

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link


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