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Worst Lunch

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i was reading a crime novel last night and this woman gets murdered at work and the last thing she sees before she dies is her paper sack lunch with a grease stain on the bag: bologna sandwich and an orange.

so depressing. one of the more depressing things i've read in a while.

even more depressing: i ate two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches yesterday for lunch. that's all i ate until dinner. but that's more boring than terrible or depressing. last week one day i had beef jerkey and a piece of fudge for lunch from the convenience store. that made me kinda sad.

what's the worst lunch you have eaten recently. what's the worst lunch you can think of.

― scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:57 (eleven years ago)

Old lunch is pretty terrible.

― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)

3rd day leftovers would be sad old lunch, Old Lunch.

― scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)

3 day old pizza. and a pickle. would be the saddest lunch.

― scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:19 (eleven years ago)

A sandwich containing anything produced by the the Carl Buddig & Co. or the William Underwood Company, pork rinds, and a glass of Sunny D.

― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)

A&P buffet "Caesar Pasta" had a nice cat-food/breath-esque aftertaste to it.

― Evan, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:30 (eleven years ago)

these things scare me:

http://theisenvending.com/images/pages/deli-ex.png

― scott seward, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:33 (eleven years ago)

7/11 taquitos and a banana Yoo-Hoo.

― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

Any "meal" option from Dunkin Donuts. That's some hate yourself food.

― Evan, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:49 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

i don't know what i was thinking....i was at the drug store.

― scott seward, Friday, 2 March 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)

Seems like as good an excuse as any to repost this awesome piece

http://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/nov/24/how-the-sandwich-consumed-britain

― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 March 2018 18:29 (eight years ago)


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