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00:00:06 Look, for the last three nights I have had three different girls up here.00:00:10 Three girls in three nights?00:00:11 You'll be dead before janet and chrissy can kill you.00:00:15 I've used every excuse in the book to get them out of this apartment.00:00:18 I've been manipulative, deceitful and underhanded.00:00:21 Jack, I'm proud of you.00:00:22 Larry, I'm serious.00:00:23 I've got to make it up to them.00:00:25 I even canceled my date with doreen maxwell tonight.00:00:28 You said no to the girl who can't say no?
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
00:09:58 (sighs) I surrender! I surrender!00:10:02 I surrender!00:10:02 I surrender, I surrender, I surrender!00:10:07 Well, I can't force the schools to teach the Alamo, but maybe I can still stop this travesty.00:10:12 Are you talking sabotage, Hank?
00:09:21 >> Whoo!00:09:33 >> I've got -- >> oh boy.00:09:49 >> Stephanie attempted to slap sting.00:09:51 >> Get ready.00:09:52 >> Take a look at what -- wasn't allowed to happen and here comes stephanie's husband.00:09:57 >> Here we go.00:09:57 >> Triple h, the game, on his way to the ring.
00:00:22 [ Barking ] Woman: Get in.00:00:29 Aaaah!00:00:36 Get out of the way, quick!00:00:46 ..00:00:53 ...There's no escaping...00:00:57 ...So stay put.00:01:02 ..00:01:06 ...'Cause we know how to get your attention.00:01:11 And once we have it, we won't let go.00:01:16 " and now, allow me to introduce the man who's going to introduce the videos, tom bergeron!
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link
00:13:04 You were out here with a knife in your hand ..00:13:07 Showing a knife to passing motorists.00:13:09 You don't know anything about that?00:13:13 What are you wearing a skirt for?00:13:15 It's a scottish kilt, sir.00:13:17 A scottish kilt?00:13:18 Are you scottish?00:13:19 Half scottish.
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link
00:02:41 Yeah, who did the reinstall on the poundstone job?00:02:48 Okay.00:02:50 Nick capetti.00:02:51 He lives in brooklyn, but he's on a job now.00:02:53 Sure, I was on 76th street, spec-ing out a job-- broken skylight.00:02:58 Who did you talk to?00:02:59 Some old bag.00:03:00 I don't remember her name.00:03:02 You wrote it down.00:03:03 I threw it out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link
00:04:30 Name something you do to your bottom.00:04:32 >> You spank it.00:04:37 >> Good answer!00:04:39 Steve: Heh. heh. ma-jor!00:04:45 Yeah.00:04:48 >> Ha ha ha!00:04:51 Steve: major bennett in there handling business.00:04:59 You spank it.00:05:05 Major, you only got one strike.00:05:06 Name something you do to your bottom.00:05:09 >> You bump it together.00:05:12 Steve: Bumping together.00:05:16 Boy, when you off duty, you something else, ain't you, boy?00:05:19 You bump it.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link
00:06:50 Steve: All right, miss june, what might someone be talking about if you hear them say "the joint"?00:06:55 >> Marijuana.00:06:56 Steve: Wow.00:06:59 >> Good answer, mom!00:07:02 Steve: I knew that was one of 'em, but I just didn't really see it coming from miss june.00:07:08 The marijuana.00:07:12 >> Whoo!
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link
00:23:39 All right,let's see what we get here.00:23:45 Boy, still a lotof blank spaces there.00:23:48 I don't know.00:23:48 This is gonna be a challenge,but you have ten seconds.00:23:51 Use the used letter board,anything you can to help you.00:23:54 Talk it out. good luck.00:23:56 Blanket.00:23:58 Cool blanket.cold blanket.00:24:01 Coil blanket.00:24:03 Coal blanket.00:24:04 UH, COOK'S BLANKET. (buzzer) boy, I get-- I think getting blanket was a--was a big accomplishment. cozy.00:24:10 I know.he had everything. oh, man.00:24:12 See, if you didn't have thatscratchy blanket at home, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT. (laughs)
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link