Things that would be better if they were a different size, list them here

Don't be gross.

1. Cat-sized elephants

2. tangerines the size of grapefruits

3. Baseballs the size of footballs; bats the size of railroad ties, gloves to fit enormous foam fingers.

4. 6" subway sandwiches. make em 8" and we're talking.

Want to find that Fred Willard clip from Best In Show.

5. Elephant-sized cats.

6. Meteor sized boogers

1. Cat-sized elephants

― rb (soda), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 6:25 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also - small dog sized bears.

2. tangerines the size of grapefruits

try a pomelo - different taste and texture but almost as easy to eat and deeply satisfying. unlike gross grapefruit.

7. Scallops the size of steaks.

8. double-sized sour patch kids. the ratio of sweet:sour would be right

9. barbesol cans of shaving cream, if they were six feet tall, would be goddamn works of art

10. Human pelvic cavity

^ shld be bigger or smaller?

11. My house would be better if it was bigger.

@Aimless: Obstetrical dilemma

12. Earth

tweets

trolls

@Aimless: Obstetrical dilemma

― We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Wednesday, June 3, 2015 5:58 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Gestation length in humans is shorter than most other primates because it leads to altriciality which is a solution to the obstetrical dilemma. If the cranium of an infant is not fully developed at the time of birth, it will fit through the pelvic canal more easily. Therefore humans have evolved to give birth to a neonatal form that is underdeveloped and has not matured, whereas other non-human primates give birth to infants that are more fully matured."

I've always thought this was fascinating. Basically newborns aren't done cooking yet and that's why some people refer to the insanely difficult first three months as the fourth trimester!