Aaargghh the pain!!

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END THE TERROR!

"Jamie has the maturity level of, like, a 15-year-old, which is awesome," Brummet adds.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

There was some random Disney or Nick show on that Mike Daddino found while channel surfing at the hotel room which I guess featured this particular mite. She was less interesting than the bizarre gothiness of the lead person in the skit.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"You know how everybody says thingy-mah-jig?" she asks. "I could swear I made that up. Everybody says it, from Kentwood to California to New York, and I'm telling you, I made it up. I said it one day, and the next day the whole school was saying it."

err... right!

michael (michael), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Not only does she sound like a precocious little twat, she's using my material!

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Holy shit. I feel faint.

Android (Android Elvis), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Plinky (Plinky), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha!! Substitute "thingy-ma-jig" for "gaydar" and you have the DASHED DREAMS of the young Suzy! Who is Suzys famous older sister though?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

You know with the "words go the other way round thing"?

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean. Dude. That's wack. Sheesh. I'm going home.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm waiting for someone to say "AW!!!!"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Reasons to reintroduce infanticide.

Exhibit A:
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1034561159612_2002/10/15/jamiespears.jpg

(hope that works)

Android (Android Elvis), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

What Ronan? She's hella cute.

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't this the seventh sign?

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

AW!!!!

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, I feel better now.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

*shudder* Still, I suppose it was probably inevitable...especially since the Olson Twins will soon be adults.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Give me Kelly Osbourne ANY day. Surely I'm not the only one??

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics2/kellyo.gif
STATS: http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

Android (Android Elvis), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't worry - Justin Timberlake will have them both in maternity bras by Easter. MARK MY WORDS.

Lara, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently Mr Timberlake gave Britney oral pleasure.
http://www.mckhendry.com/2002/09/27.html#a949
Wouldn't say no.

Android (Android Elvis), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

awww

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

She'll have fake titties by the time she's twelve.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Android is not the only one to have pervy dreams about Miss Osbourne.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, i'd love to make a lot of money off of a family member's making a lot of money. that'd be awesome.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder what Britney's advice was?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Whatever Ms. Jameson says, goes"

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 October 2002 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

why all the kelly osbourne love? do you people have eyes?

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 17 October 2002 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I personally find her kinda annoying looking.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 17 October 2002 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Jamie Lynn is grebt! She is proof that cloning technology is out there, it's just underground.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 October 2002 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Kelly Osbourne is quite attractive, but she was better when she still had the pink in her hair.

Really we should be judging her on her singing ability, not her looks, shouldn't we? Or maybe not.

toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ozzie could be your father-in-law. Did anyone else see their Christmas special? Holidays with the family would be very entertaining.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know we were judging her at all.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is the best fucking gravy!"

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Isn't this a great gravy!"

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ozzie could be your father-in-law

That would be BRILLIANT

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 18 October 2002 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)


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