important sandwich cut poll

rectangle cuts are for squares

I decide entirely on whim

be sure to have the correct opinion here, or

'I would write on the surface of my Wonderbread, Whim. I hope it is somewhat better than whim at last, but we cannot spend the day in explanation.'

http://wendolonia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bread.jpg

is that to make it shaped like a cross section of a ham

Never triangles. When I need to shake it up a bit I sometimes angle the cut slightly to make trapezoids.

^this, where is the single diagonal cut?

oh i guess the first option counts for that, i was just thrown off by the picture of that ridiculous triangle trio

yea I do a diagonal cut but never those lame triangles man

triangles except for sandwiches of rows of things like bacon or fishfingers

triangles make me feel like i'm eating out, but not at an artisanal roughtcut trapezoid place, just a normal place

Where is the option for "depends if it's been in a sandwich press between construction and eating"

generally though I take my own sandwiches like I was cruelly denied the option to take my own dick: uncut

this poll is like your parents in that respect: it has made the choice for you without consultation

this thread will not have been a success until it breaches 200 posts and contains the words "unpleasant little fuckhead" (other than there)

if any unpleasant little fuckheads arrive in this thread, we'll alert you immediately

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Fair.