Wacky Races

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competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer

Poll Results

OptionVotes
#00 Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Mean Machine 6
#8 Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chuggabug 4
#2 The Gruesome Twosome in the Creepy Coupe 4
#7 The Ant Hill Mob in the Bulletproof Bomb 4
#5 Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat 3
#3 Professor Pat Pending in the Convert-a-Car 3
#1 The Slag Brothers in the Boulder Mobile 2
#10 Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon 2
#9 Peter Perfect in the Turbo Terrific 1
#4 The Red Max in the Crimson Haybaler 0
#6 Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly in the Army Surplus Special 0


pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 17:59 (nine years ago)

I favoured the Buzzwagon as a child, for reasons I can't really piece together as an adult

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:00 (nine years ago)

just noticed that cars #7 and #9 have different names in that picture

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:07 (nine years ago)

Mean Machine obv.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:17 (nine years ago)

The Anthill Mob's car was called Chugaboom was it not?

everything, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:22 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDToV4uXIAAIljh.jpg

not sure if this is what appealed to me as a kid, but Sawtooth's goggles are cracking me up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDToV4uXIAAIljh.jpg

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:24 (nine years ago)

apparently the Ant Hill Mob's car was called 'Chugga-Boom' in The Perils of Penelope Pitstop and either 'the Bulletproof Bomb' or 'the Roaring Plenty' in Wacky Races?

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:28 (nine years ago)

the ant hill mob for me

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:30 (nine years ago)

irl Buzzwagon

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pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:31 (nine years ago)

Mean Machine bcz Muttley is the best

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:55 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o58ypeFFWk

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:56 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Races#Race_results

The show gave the results of each race at the end of each episode, (the first, second, and third placings are given by the narrator, and we sometimes saw some or all of the other cars cross the finish line). The show never indicated a particular scoring system or way to determine who won the Wacky Races as a whole. However, based on FIA's 1962–1990 Formula One points-scoring system in use when the show first aired (9 points for 1st place, 6 for 2nd and 4 for 3rd), the Slag Brothers would finish with 87 points, followed by Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth with 79, and then The Ant Hill Mob with 74. Based on this, the cumulative totals for first, second, and third-place finishes for each contestant are presented below:[6] (Points for 4th, 5th and 6th places have not been calculated).

Contestants Car Name Car # 1st 2nd 3rd Top 3 Points

The Slag Brothers The Boulder Mobile 1 3 8 3 14 87
Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth The Buzzwagon 10 3 6 4 13 79
The Ant Hill Mob The Bulletproof Bomb 7 4 5 2 11 74
The Gruesome Twosome The Creepy Coupe 2 3 3 6 12 69
Penelope Pitstop The Compact Pussycat 5 4 2 5 11 68
The Red Max The Crimson Haybaler 4 3 4 3 10 63
Professor Pat Pending The Convert-A-Car 3 3 2 5 10 59
Luke and Blubber Bear The Arkansas Chuggabug 8 4 1 4 9 58
Peter Perfect The Turbo Terrific 9 4 2 2 8 56
Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly The Army Surplus Special 6 3 1 0 4 33
Dick Dastardly and Muttley The Mean Machine 00 0 0 0 0 0

Grand Totals 34 34 34 102 646

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 23 July 2015 12:54 (nine years ago)

drat

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 23 July 2015 12:54 (nine years ago)

perfectly consistent performance from dastardly and muttley there

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)

Boulder Mobile for the win. I used to love it when they hit each other on the head to go faster.

Soft spot for The Creepy Coupe as well.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:05 (nine years ago)

Muttley makes me want to vote Team Mean Machine but Dastardly really brings them down :(

Muttley is also the minecraft character I designed but I haven't played minecraft in a year.

...

I'm voting Team Mean Machine

The Once-ler, Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:17 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 00:01 (nine years ago)

close between the gruesome twosome and the ant hill mob for me, gotta go gt for the haircut alone

nxd, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 00:07 (nine years ago)

Suggestive that the Army Surplus Special should be second last, in the era of Vietnam <strokes chin>

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 07:27 (nine years ago)

I spent some time last week trying to come up with a Red Max/Max Read based display name, but I just don't have the knack for this kind of thing, probably too late now

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 07:38 (nine years ago)

i've thought long and hard about this, but the Arkansas Chuggabug is a name that still flits thru my mind on the reg, plus Blubber Bear is a comic genius so

regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 08:00 (nine years ago)

Did Peter Perfect last long? Not remembering him being in it throughout. But could just be thinking more of Perils of Penelope Pitstop. Think it has been a very long time since I saw either.

Trying to think who I would have rooted for at the time. I know I liked eccentric inventors like Professor brainstorm but not sure about Pat Pending.

Dick Dastardly was pretty much the star of the show wasn't he? or him and partner Muttley at least. Like the pair that the story normally concentrated on.
Actually just wondering, Dastardly & Muttley had their own original series in Catch that Pigeon. Penelope Pitstop and the Ant Hill mob were in th Perils of Penelope Pitstop. Was Wacky Races a series that brought in existing characters from popular cartoons and pitted them against each other or was it an earlier stage where characters that became popular from it were given their own starring vehicles? I was just wondering if all of the others actually had their own cartoons at the time but they just haven't been as popular. Or at least crossed teh Atlantic the way that Wackty Races, Catch that Pigeon and Penelope did.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 12:37 (nine years ago)

i was sure that one episode had dick dastardly shockingly win but i guess it was

once, in what was called the worst episode of the series, Dastardly actually legitimately won the race, but thanks to a "doctored" instant replay he was disqualified after the said instant replay video-tape shows the Double Zero car seemingly using a device to stretch out the nose of the vehicle, resulting in Penelope Pitstop being declared the winner by the race Judges. This is odd, however, as in another race, Rufus Ruffcut used a similar tactic and was considered to be a winner, although the distinction might be that Rufus actually extended his own neck to a ridiclous degree, while Dastardly extended his vehicle. Regardless, it is often considered to be either a mistake of the series, or that the judges purposefully ruled against Dastardly to ensure he did not obtain a victory. In modern times it is now possible to pause the original footage and see that the nose cone was not originally extended,However, in the "instant replay" it shows the nose cone extending, leading fans of the series to believe that the Judges colluded to create a fix.

typical officious bureaucrats, stymieing good libertarian innovation :(

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)

Gruesome Twosome all the way

Joan Crawford Loves Chachi, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:12 (nine years ago)

Muttley was previously in Top Cat, under the name of Griswald.

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:32 (nine years ago)

anthill mob FTW

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:32 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:01 (nine years ago)

eight years pass...

This seems obvious now I think about it, but the connection slightly blew my tiny mind this morning

https://www.twitter.com/rocking_bob/status/1752665441653182497?s=20

Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:17 (one year ago)

Is Dick Dastardly part Professor Fate Jack Lemmon part Terry Thomas from Monte Carlor or Bust?

Stevo, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:43 (one year ago)

Heh

Al Green Explores Your Mind Gardens (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:51 (one year ago)

It would seem so. Also seems like Muttley evolved into the Columbo-like Mumbly https://hanna-barbera.fandom.com/wiki/Mumbly

Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:52 (one year ago)

Tony Curtis was the dashing hero in the 2 car films. Monte Carlo or bust has an alternative name tying it in closer to "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines" in "Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies" for some territories. I can see some links from the Fate mobile to the Dastardly car though it may have crossbred with the Nautilus or the tv Batmobile along the way.

Stevo, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:58 (one year ago)


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