I just drank 8oz of marinara sauce.

Don't judge me.

was it good? did you think it was bloody mary mix?

If it weren't good, I expect he'd have stopped after 4 oz.

I mean, I was finishing off these really bad, store-bought jalapeno poppers, and dipping them in marinara sauce. And, then, I finished them... I had some extra sauce left, and then... one thing led to another...

how much olive oil do you think you could drink?

would you eat a stick of butter on a dare?

this was a shit thing to do

I'm such a 'fiend' for marinara sauce. I always ask for an extra cup or two, on the side, when I order pizza.

But, this. This is just unchartered territory. I don't know whether to be glad or sad, happy or unhappy, satisfied or disgusted, fulfilled or lacking.

At least it was Prego, and not Ragu.
Forgive me.

Anyway, it was traditional marinara by Prego, not anything worse, like meat sauce. (I've been veggie for 12 years), (I actually forget to eat, sometimes).

I just really, really needed this. Please try to understand.

cry for help

Taking fucking sides: people who dip their pizza in extra marinara sauce vs. people who dip their pizza in ranch?

To the latter I say: Off with their heads, off with their heads. Disgusting.

taking sides, I see what you did there

are we to understand that the people who dip their pizza in ranch are missing the drinking-eight-ounces-of-ranch experience and for this we judge them harshly

holy moly. ranch. barf.

“I hate ranch” is the new “I don’t even own a tv”.

ranch is literally disgusting and there will be no argument on this matter

as I recall, we were speaking of marinara and those who drink it by the cup

i have a problem. this is a cry for help.

help.

pizza was invented to be enveloped fully in garlic butter, which i would and frequently do drink 8oz at a time

i don't really understand dipping it in marinara sauce, that's like dipping it in cheese sauce or pizza dough sauce

i want more marinara sauce already!

i'm a damn mess.

you are past help

on the road to reflux.

I knew someone who would regularly eat two large naan breads and a jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.

i have a problem. this is a cry for help.

help.

― monster mash, Sunday, November 1, 2015 1:44 PM (18 minutes ago)

What form would you like this help to take?

i have a problem. this is a cry for help.

help.

― monster mash, Sunday, November 1, 2015 1:44 PM (18 minutes ago)

What form would you like this help to take?

― phở intellectual (WilliamC), Sunday, November 1, 2015 8:04 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MORE MARINARA! I'M ALL OUT.

i'm addicted to this...

http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-6903/k2-_1c8422e4-f2da-4963-b7c3-967f324b98d4.v1.jpg

i think it's even better than rao's. and i love rao's.

If u think abt it, marinara sauce is just a tomato smoothie, so you're in the clear, bud

repeat the experiment w/ only a food-based dipping delivery system

if you can still comfortably polish off that same amount of sauce, then you're in the clear—by science

it's all going to the same place, what does it matter whether you were masticating at the time of ingestion

Ew

shoulda had a V8

it isn't like i'm a bad person, jeez

Marinara sauce is probably really great for you, excepting the salt content. Cooked tomatos with enough oil for lycopene bioavailability, probably would work well for sunburn prevention. The garlic and basil have good things going for them as well.

But really, try some whole grain pasta, next time. Low glycemic index, and a little arabinoxylan does the gut microbiota a world of good.

http://s18.postimg.org/r31za9wfd/chug.jpg

What if you drank 8oz of marijuana sauce?

Marinara sauce here (and in plenty of other places) means tomato and seafood sauce, so this thread is grossing me out.