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Drinks through the gap in my front teeth;

Clams and mussels;

At the guitar.

You?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 18 October 2002 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

cocks.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 18 October 2002 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Seconded, plus ice lollies by the dozen (um, not at once)(i.e. not lots of lollies at once - or indeed a lolly and a cock at the same time).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 18 October 2002 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

orange lollipops, num num.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 18 October 2002 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

at making interesting posts in this forum. I seem to kill or at least disable a lot of threads. I should probably stay away. Oh yeah - Scotch mints, too.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 19 October 2002 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

the occasional guilty cigarette. me i mean guilty, not the cig.

― donna (donna), Saturday, 19 October 2002 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Your fuckin' soul, man, right through your fuckin' chest with my totally wicked hand of doom.

Also: Jolly Ranchers.

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 19 October 2002 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweets - continuously. And the sweet, fragrant, sickness-inducing chemicals from cigarettes.*

*Note: I am not fat and have a full set of teeth STILL.

― Dot, Saturday, 19 October 2002 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Can i suggest that the cocks 'n' ice lollies combination has a certain amount of potential?

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 19 October 2002 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

From a receiving PoV in my case.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 19 October 2002 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The record shop scene in "A Clockwork Orange" comes to mind.

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 19 October 2002 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean the bit afterwards in his bedroom?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 October 2002 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A cough drop.

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 October 2002 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing beats a nice cock pop!

― Don Connor, Saturday, 19 October 2002 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pen lids

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 20 October 2002 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sharp bits of broken glass

― Sheldon Pines (Rahul Kamath), Monday, 21 October 2002 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I've actually eaten glass before. Tastes quite nice.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 21 October 2002 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The cock/ice lolly bit does work very well. It's just a kinda variation on the blow-job-with-ice-cube-in-mouth technique.

― Plinky (Plinky), Monday, 21 October 2002 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never had a blowjob with an ice cube or an ice lolly.
Sounds great though...

― Android (Android Elvis), Monday, 21 October 2002 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate's post ! hah hah! Can't breathe!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've never had a blowjob with an ice cube or an ice lolly.
Sounds great though... "

Impossible to do if you have sensitive teeth though.

― Madchen, Monday, 21 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't actually keep it in your mouth(so your teeth ain't affected), you just kinda make your mouth icy cold, it's the combination of hot and cold that does the trick....so I'm told....

― Plinky (Plinky), Monday, 21 October 2002 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I reportedly suck up to T. Eagleton, who I suppose must be a bigger fan of this...

http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/Entertainment/Clarissa/ceia.gif

...than I had imagined.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 21 October 2002 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to put it in your mouth to get it cold in the first place though, duh!

― Madchen, Monday, 21 October 2002 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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