google results for obvious puns (exact matches only)

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"love me tinder"

About 41,400 results (0.25 seconds)

"tinder is the night"

About 21,100 results (0.32 seconds)

niels, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)

haha

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 20 November 2015 15:05 (nine years ago)

"once more into the beach"

About 81,200 results (0.29 seconds)

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 20 November 2015 15:17 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

"appetite for deconstruction"

About 143,000 results (1.05 seconds)

niels, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:20 (seven years ago)

Yup

Bazooka Jobim (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:27 (seven years ago)

"on the sunni side of the street"

About 52 results (1,14 seconds)

heaven parker (anagram), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:36 (seven years ago)

may the florist be with you = 1,290

...s'mores... 2,910

...floss... 84,400

...forest... 101,000

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 11:23 (seven years ago)

"body like a backhoe"
About 4,110 results (0.61 seconds)

"driving with my asshole"
24 results (0.23 seconds)

"body like a back hoe"
17 results (0.40 seconds)

"drivin with my asshole"
7 results (0.30 seconds)

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:01 (seven years ago)

"harvey wine stain"

About 165 results (0.67 seconds)

the guy who does the 'Celeb' strip in Private Eye has somehow managed to wring four panels out of this one for the current issue

soref, Thursday, 2 November 2017 00:43 (seven years ago)

"hammer and pickle"
About 10,500 results (0.44 seconds)

"hammer and fickle"
About 3,160 results (0.53 seconds)

"hammer and siskel"
1 result (0.34 seconds)

No results found for "hammer and siskel and ebert"

soref, Thursday, 2 November 2017 01:03 (seven years ago)

http://www.valeslake.com/hamrcovr.jpg

johnny crunch, Thursday, 2 November 2017 01:22 (seven years ago)

"now is the winter of our discount tents"

About 4.810 results (0.52 seconds)

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 2 November 2017 12:18 (seven years ago)

"hammer and sickle cell anemia"
About 3,130 results (0.28 seconds)

jmm, Thursday, 2 November 2017 12:43 (seven years ago)

"lettuce pray"

About 34,100 results (0.66 seconds)

"back to the fuchsia"

About 1,080,000 results (0.65 seconds)

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 2 November 2017 13:21 (seven years ago)

"all we are saying is give pizza a chance"
About 2,200 results (0.98 seconds)

johnny crunch, Friday, 3 November 2017 21:38 (seven years ago)

haha wow 2200

niels, Saturday, 4 November 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

seven months pass...

"make love not var"
About 318 results (0.27 seconds)

niels, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:34 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

"calamari desert"
About 266 results (0,41 seconds)

"calamari dessert"
About 12.400 results (0,42 seconds)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 7 July 2018 19:51 (seven years ago)

"sea lions on a shirt"

About 1,180 results (0.42 seconds)

soref, Saturday, 7 July 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

"rivers chomo"

About 11 results (0.29 seconds)

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Monday, 9 July 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/5WJ2aLH.jpg

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Monday, 9 July 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

https://www.uww.edu/Images/videoSplash/JustinBeaver.jpg

soref, Monday, 9 July 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ZmjDQtP.jpg

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 12 July 2018 02:08 (seven years ago)

lol I searched "it was the best of grimes, it was the worst of grimes" and the second result was our humble music board

rip van wanko, Thursday, 12 July 2018 03:19 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

"rothko's basilisk"

About 10 results (0.26 seconds)

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Sunday, 12 August 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)

"royko's basilisk"

About 6 results (0.33 seconds)

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Sunday, 12 August 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)

Mike Love v Tom Waits

"Tom Waits for no man"
About 12,600 results (0.33 seconds)

"Mike Love not war"
About 20,100 results (0.53 seconds)

Mike wins!

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 12 August 2018 23:17 (seven years ago)

"I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco"
About 21 results (0.38 seconds)

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 12 August 2018 23:19 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

google results for obvious portmanteaus:

"pangolinfluenza"

About 4 results (0.33 seconds)

(7 results on twitter)

anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

"quarantini"

About 599,000 results (0.42 seconds)

Josefa, Thursday, 9 April 2020 22:40 (five years ago)


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