great last grafs

traditionally the last paragraph (or three) of newspaper articles have been considered optional, because they might be cut for space reasons, but on the internet these last grafs live on in all their glory! post your favorites here

the spark for this thread:

At time of publication, Dawkins was still tweeting, reiterating he “was NOT comparing the clock hoax to cutting someone’s head off” and retweeting others’ praise of his book.