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aka Justin Lin's new Fast and the Furious movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw

Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 December 2015 16:59 (nine years ago)

is it just me or is this week terrible timing to release this trailer?

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 December 2015 17:12 (nine years ago)

On the one hand. On the other...why not something different?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 December 2015 17:12 (nine years ago)

Is it because they want to be able to show it during previews at Star Wars?

jmm, Monday, 14 December 2015 17:17 (nine years ago)

Yeah, we now live in an era where Star Trek trailers are attached to SW movies

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Monday, 14 December 2015 17:41 (nine years ago)

^^^ Forget the War on Xmas.

:wq (Leee), Monday, 14 December 2015 18:24 (nine years ago)

how could that be, as ST is Paramount and SW is Disney?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 December 2015 18:25 (nine years ago)

This article says that theaters typically select the majority of previews.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2010/04/how_do_movie_theaters_decide_which_trailers_to_show.html

As many as six trailers play before features at major chains, like AMC and Regal. The studio releasing a given film typically has automatic rights to two of these slots, and theater executives (in consultation with higher-ups from various studios) select the remaining four.

jmm, Monday, 14 December 2015 18:58 (nine years ago)

yes, but there are cases where the studio attaches a trailer to the prints (except they ain't prints anymore). so kingfish is technically incorrect.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 December 2015 19:14 (nine years ago)

are we pretending that a bunch of the original Star Trek movies didn't have special effects by the company created for Star Wars effects? not a huge gulf between these two franchises on the production end, even if the fans think themselves worlds apart

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 14 December 2015 19:18 (nine years ago)

Terrible. They're not only solely relying on cliches from TOS and the TOS movies, but now also cliches from the first reboot! Who are they playing these "hope in the impossible" lines to? Fans who would know groan, while it's meaningless to new fans. I guess the music appeals to.. someone?

I'll still watch and enjoy though in spite of all this.

Spencer Chow, Monday, 14 December 2015 19:20 (nine years ago)

guessing the movie will be a lot more interesting and joyful

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 14 December 2015 19:23 (nine years ago)

that looks like total garbage

nomar, Monday, 14 December 2015 19:35 (nine years ago)

Trailer reminded me of the TOS episode 'The Gamesters of Triskelion'.

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Monday, 14 December 2015 19:38 (nine years ago)

Star Trek Bed Bath & Beyond
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/1/1/128043-star-trek-enterprise-ship-cufflinks.html

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:24 (nine years ago)

geez they're just using the same song as the first movie even

nerd shit (Will M.), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:28 (nine years ago)

this looks hilarious

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:29 (nine years ago)

justin lin understands how to direct ppl as if the characters care about each other, might be good

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:32 (nine years ago)

I'm sure it will be dumb, but hopefully a better kind of dumb than the last one.

jmm, Monday, 14 December 2015 22:42 (nine years ago)

at least ppl are unlikely to say "it's a desecration of 'The Gamesters of Triskelion'."

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:47 (nine years ago)

will likely be a better action movie than STID. unfortunate that lin got stuck with a series not primarily known for action.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 08:34 (nine years ago)

not really unfortunate. More "stupid"

Number None, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 08:40 (nine years ago)

ugh

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 12:01 (nine years ago)

It's a desecration of 'The Gamesters of Triskelion'.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 18:55 (nine years ago)

it's not for... true gamesters.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 19:01 (nine years ago)

Star! Trek! Beyond!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Madness.jpg/220px-Madness.jpg
dada daaaaaaaa dadada dada daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
dada daaaaaaaa dadada da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:10 (nine years ago)

this will be my favorite reboot if it is all ska-trek puns.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 December 2015 02:58 (nine years ago)

skanksters of triskalion

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 December 2015 03:04 (nine years ago)

movie titles make me think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgHHX9R4Qtk&t=3m5s

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 17 December 2015 05:29 (nine years ago)

whoops... go to 3:05

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 17 December 2015 05:30 (nine years ago)

Star Trek Into Darkness had nothing to do with Into Darkness but it's kind of a generic title anyways so I guess it fits just by being a phrase that could fit more or less any plot. Same thing with "Beyond" which could describe pretty much any ST movie conceivable.

Into Darkness wasn't bad but I have been struggling to remember a single thing from it that wasn't in the trailers.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:58 (nine years ago)

4 Non Beyonds

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 December 2015 17:00 (nine years ago)

Wtf at Spock's hair.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 17 December 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)

after further reflection and a second screening of the first movie i am actually astonished at how terrible this reboot series has been, like i've read articles and posts on here even saying how abrams just wants to pay homage or not fuck up what those before him created but i mean this series is just one long continuing fuckup.

nomar, Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:51 (nine years ago)

the first one's okay (lame villain really hampers it). Couldn't bring myself to see the second one. Latest looks pretty stupid.

they should go back to high concept TV imo

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:55 (nine years ago)

first one is the best by a long shot and probably has the most in common w/the tone of the previous incarnations but it still misses the mark. last one was schumacher batman wrong, this one looks worse.

nomar, Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:59 (nine years ago)

http://trekcore.com/blog/2015/12/simon-pegg-asks-fans-to-hang-in-there/

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:42 (nine years ago)

they're doing a new show

exec produced by Kurtzman...

Number None, Friday, 18 December 2015 11:20 (nine years ago)

be careful what you wish for

hand of jehuty and the blowfish (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 December 2015 14:19 (nine years ago)

to boldly go where no man has gone before....and blow shit up while we're there

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 18 December 2015 14:33 (nine years ago)

who is Kurtzman

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 December 2015 16:36 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kurtzman

Number None, Friday, 18 December 2015 16:56 (nine years ago)

ugh

kinda wished they would hand it back to the BSG/ex-TNG guys instead (even if they did totally fuck up BSG)

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 December 2015 17:00 (nine years ago)

Fringe (which Kurtzman co-created) had a couple good seasons.

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 18 December 2015 17:44 (nine years ago)

More than a couple IMHO.

:wq (Leee), Friday, 18 December 2015 19:36 (nine years ago)

Kurtzman didn't have much to do with Fringe by the time it got good, I think.

I think the Kings (who do the Good Wife) could do a pretty good Trek. Find someone with dialogue/character credentials, not nerd credentials.

Or, tbh, the Trek I really want to see would be one last TNG movie (surely they're no more aged than most of the TOS crew was for Undiscovered Country?)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 18 December 2015 21:53 (nine years ago)

Find someone with dialogue/character credentials, not nerd credentials

^^^

nothing more worthless than nerd credentials imo

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 December 2015 21:55 (nine years ago)

Or, tbh, the Trek I really want to see would be one last TNG movie (surely they're no more aged than most of the TOS crew was for Undiscovered Country?)

― Chuck_Tatum

Patrick Stewart, at 75, is older than any of the main cast (shatner, nimoy,kelley etc.) of the Undiscovered Country. The rest of the cast would be younger on average than the cast of Undiscovered Counry.

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:58 (nine years ago)

only 9 years in age difference between shatner and stewart

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:58 (nine years ago)

If we're fantasy-producing Trek, why not get David Simon?

:wq (Leee), Friday, 18 December 2015 22:09 (nine years ago)

saw this last night (wife wanted to see it for her birthday) and I enjoyed it fine. The right cast and tone and design go a long way for me. Yeah there were plotholes and some dumb moments here and there but I dug it, it was basically just one long episode and it hit all the right character beats without being crammed chockfull of easter egg callbacks to other shit. Really dug the design of the Yorktown and the random plant/animal/rock details of the planet, and the way the underlying Trek ethos of utopian multiculturalism got sprinkled throughout. Walking home afterwards that got me thinking about why exactly I prefer Trek to Star Wars by such a wide margin - Star Wars isn't really about ideas or even science fiction, it's essentially a classic mythological dynastic drama. It's central theme is about succession/family/destiny and the sci-fi stuff is just window dressing. But Trek comes out of the sci-fi tradition of imagining a better world, of projecting an idealized future that reflects our fears/hopes of the present, and as such it feels much richer to me. It's about envisioning a functional utopia - the crew! everybody different but committed to each other. The utopia is intermittently silly and ridiculous, sometimes self-consciously so, but that gets mined for laughs (Trek def seems more humorous to me in general than Star Wars, another point in its favor).

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 September 2016 15:59 (eight years ago)

I totally agree except the movie sucked.

schwantz, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:16 (eight years ago)

haha well there ya go

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:19 (eight years ago)

I admit that by the last big battle sequence I basically didn't give a fuck about the central conflict/threat/whatever of course Kirk was gonna get saved by Bones and Spock duh

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:21 (eight years ago)

Just experienced a nerd self-backpat from the picture above: "Ruk!"

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:37 (eight years ago)

I disagree and this movie sucked

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:46 (eight years ago)

Good post, Shakey.

Under the Zing of Stan (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 3 September 2016 02:36 (eight years ago)

"i liked this movie that got me thinking what i like about trek is everything this movie ignored" dumbass

r|t|c, Saturday, 3 September 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)

Who are you addressing?

Under the Zing of Stan (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 3 September 2016 14:32 (eight years ago)

Justin Lin

Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 September 2016 14:33 (eight years ago)

I was p clear that this movie *did* emphasize what i like about trek - the multiculturalism, space utopias (what else would you call the yorktown? It was basically a mccall painting), the crew/cast's commitment to each other, the humor.

Xp

Οὖτις, Saturday, 3 September 2016 14:48 (eight years ago)

yorktown was like they were fighting & chasing inside an escher drawing

but i still dug it

it's very diluted star trek, though for some reason that doesn't bug me as much as it should

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 September 2016 17:40 (eight years ago)

Liked this movie for the most part. I like these characters, but I don't love them like the originals.

The main thing that bugged me was calling the starbase 'Yorktown'. That was the original name for the Enterprise in Roddenberry's proposal to NBC and is mentioned in the show and is assumed to be comparable to Enterprise. They're both named after WWII era carriers. The original ocean-going Yorktown was named after the American Revolutionary War battle. This all made sense in the mid-60s pitching an American show to an American network during the Cold War.

I'm sure Pegg (or whoever) meant it as a nerdy tribute, but calling a stationary base "Yorktown" is very wrong (and something Roddenberry would have never allowed!). Also, it seems like the base is a testament to the cosmopolitan nature of the Federation, so why would it be named after an old earth battle?

Also, it was too big. The recent movies always get the scales wrong. The earth starbase in the TOS films was huge but conceivable. Yorktown is SOOO big.

Finally, why is it "commanded" by a Starfleet admiral? It would seem that millions of people should have an elected governor at least.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 06:20 (eight years ago)

because the federation is basically a military dictatorship

Rob Boss (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 06:36 (eight years ago)

Speculative revisionism!

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:17 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Oh dear, this wasn't very good, was it?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:00 (eight years ago)

In the end, I think I preferred the ambitious claptrap of Into Darkness than this cover band greatest hits version of Trek. Anyway - TV show in a couple months, so who cares.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:05 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

This was entirely unmemorable, Karl Urban is starting to piss me off with his almost parodic performance, and they stole the "classical music" joke almost verbatim from Futurama.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 14:45 (eight years ago)

I have retained very little memory of this movie.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 14:49 (eight years ago)

This year's laudable 'enterprise' rocketed past every reheated rehash you've seen before. One of America's most able directors effortlessly applying his artistic legerdemain. Legendary, ostensibly what every enthusiast needed.

what is the lever disease? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:11 (eight years ago)

I very much doubt they're going to do another one of these, and I guess I'm fine with that.

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:13 (eight years ago)

"classical music" joke was also in a 1965 episode of Doctor Who where they watch the Beatles on a tardis TV.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:11 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

I watched this (ST Beyond) last night. It had about enough plot to fill a smallish teacup and the characters had nothing of interest to do, except insofar as being in danger and fighting will seem to be interesting for a while, just because we all have monkey brains. This movie is what the word shite was coined to describe.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 22 April 2017 03:35 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

Are the plot holes big enough to fit a space station? yes!

Are the characters totally basic? yes!

Did I care? nope. I'm probably going to watch it again so I can give it the proper praise it deserves. Justin Lin directing a sci-fi action movie written by Simon Pegg is very much what I hoped it would be.

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 September 2017 16:14 (seven years ago)

tombot otm

love the 70s-paperback-cover look of this movie

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 September 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

oh I said that upthread before

me otm, i guess

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 September 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

yeah this was totally enjoyable

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 September 2017 16:20 (seven years ago)

yeah i dug it

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 September 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

I skipped the Khan reboot one, not sure if I prefer this to the first film but it's possible

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 September 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

khan reboot was kind of a chore imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 September 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

It was trash, the most joyless Trek ever

nomar, Friday, 22 September 2017 16:47 (seven years ago)

I've never liked Cumberbatch, but once the plot details started to leak I was like wtf no

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 September 2017 16:48 (seven years ago)

This is definitely my favorite of the three. Veggies OTM re #2. I also think one of the strengths of this one is not leaning so much on the Spork dynamic and letting some of the other characters breathe, as thin as they all may be.

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

Way better than the second movie but still kind of dull, I thought.

Not trying to challops but I think Quinto is *terrible* as Spock. There's too much anger in the character - it's a boring acting choice. I just kind of want the movies to be 2hrs of Kirk.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 22 September 2017 22:50 (seven years ago)

yeah i'm not really a fan of his portrayal, it completely whiffs on the dry, intellectual side of Spock.

the alternate timeline shit is needlessly complicated, too.

nomar, Friday, 22 September 2017 23:00 (seven years ago)

needlessly complicated or... opportunity for comicsplaining?
https://i.imgur.com/PU39xHA.png

Philip Nunez, Friday, 22 September 2017 23:20 (seven years ago)

crisis on infinite cumberpatch

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 22 September 2017 23:23 (seven years ago)

I love #3, and I love #1 ...that Khan nonsense never happened as far as I'm concerned.

I mentioned this upthread but Mr Veg said something I think about a lot w/r/t these movies. He likes the reboots well enough, but he feels like the reboots work overtime to make the look and the tone feel like Star Trek but it bugs him the way they steer clear of any of the depth of content that Rodenberry brought to the series. Like there's no real science or social issues, there's no 'there' there.

I blame JJ Abrams; I've always felt like he just liked the clothes and the spaceships of Star Trek but thought the content was too nerdy

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 September 2017 02:36 (seven years ago)

(and I am generally a fan of Abrams)

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 September 2017 02:36 (seven years ago)

Agreed on those pts

Οὖτις, Saturday, 23 September 2017 02:43 (seven years ago)

Abrams is a fan-fiction writer given unlimited studio resources.

the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:37 (seven years ago)

The opposite, I'd have thought? Fan-fiction writers care A LOT.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

Like there's no real science or social issues, there's no 'there' there.

Totally - Super 8 the same: all the Spielberg signifiers, none of the depth. Even the TOS and TNG movies, gaudy as they are, are still "about something" while still working as silly sci-if action movies

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:42 (seven years ago)

no way! i loved the kids in Super 8.

Nhex, Saturday, 23 September 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

ST Beyond was written by a fan fiction dork, though, which is why it's a fucking blast.

The whole setup to get to the sabotage bit is A++++ trek dialogue for all time, btw, startling from when hears "lassie" say the word bees

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

... from when Spock hears her say "bees"... derp phone

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:31 (seven years ago)

New series debuts tmrw, btw

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Saturday, 23 September 2017 22:12 (seven years ago)

yes and Star Trek: The Bryan Fuller TV reboot

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 September 2017 22:15 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Finally watched this, and it's not half-bad (the Spock/McCoy scenes particularly)! The half that is bad pretty much involves the bad aliens, who have a LOT of similarities with the nu-Klingons on Discovery.

Hava Nagilum (Leee), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:15 (seven years ago)

It's almost as if they... sabotaged themselves.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 3 December 2017 03:09 (seven years ago)


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