US Presidential Primary Campaign 2015: Best Lindsey Graham Quote

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Def the funniest campaign

Poll Results

Option	Votes
“ISIL would be dancing in the streets — they just don’t believe in dancing.”	5
“You can’t deter these guys — they’re ready to die … bring on the virgins.”	2
“I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating first lady.	2
“I’m not afraid of a guy riding around on a horse without a shirt. The guy’s got a pair of twos and we’ve got a full ho	2
“If I’m president, we’re gonna drink more.”	1
“Sequestration is Latin for ‘doing really dumb things.’”	1
“His favorite movie is apparently ‘Princess Bride.’ Ted, getting in bed with Iran and Russia to save Assad is inconceiv	1
“I wasn’t the best law student. By the end of this debate, it would be the most time I’ve ever spent in any library.”	0
“Mr. Trump, you don’t have to speak about everything. It’s not required.”	0
“Strom Thurmond had four kids after age 67. If you’re not willing to do that, we need to come up with a new immigration	0
“I blame Obama for ISIL, not Bush. I’m tired of beating on Bush! I miss George W. Bush! I wish he were president right	0
“On our side, you’ve got the number two guy tried to kill someone at 14, and the number one guy is high-energy and craz	0
“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. You know how you make America great again? You tell Donald Trump to	0

― Οὖτις, Monday, 21 December 2015 20:16 (nine years ago)

goddammit

― Οὖτις, Monday, 21 December 2015 20:17 (nine years ago)

Incomplete entries:
“Strom Thurmond had four kids after age 67. If you’re not willing to do that, we need to come up with a new immigration system.”
“His favorite movie is apparently ‘Princess Bride.’ Ted, getting in bed with Iran and Russia to save Assad is inconceivable. Princess Buttercup would not like this.”
“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. You know how you make America great again? You tell Donald Trump to go to hell.”
“I’m not afraid of a guy riding around on a horse without a shirt. The guy’s got a pair of twos and we’ve got a full house and he’s walking all over Obama.”
“I blame Obama for ISIL, not Bush. I’m tired of beating on Bush! I miss George W. Bush! I wish he were president right now! We wouldn’t be in this mess!”
“On our side, you’ve got the number two guy tried to kill someone at 14, and the number one guy is high-energy and crazy as hell. … How am I losing to these people?”

― Οὖτις, Monday, 21 December 2015 20:18 (nine years ago)

“ISIL would be dancing in the streets — they just don’t believe in dancing.”

a solid lol

― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 21 December 2015 20:20 (nine years ago)

Say what you will about Lindsey, but he knows how to construct a sentence in English. How many of the remaining republican nominees can make that claim?

― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 December 2015 20:22 (nine years ago)

Kinda hope he just goes full-time Gentleman Attack Dog on Trump now.

― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 December 2015 20:23 (nine years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if he runs again in 2020, I mean why not?

― Οὖτις, Monday, 21 December 2015 20:28 (nine years ago)

Say what you will about Lindsey, but he knows how to construct a sentence in English.

Thought this said "construct a sentence about the English" & assumed the sentence in question was “You can’t deter these guys — they’re ready to die … bring on the virgins.”

― miss me belial (crüt), Monday, 21 December 2015 20:59 (nine years ago)

I think I like the (perhaps unintentional) self-deprecation of the second-last one best.

― clemenza, Monday, 21 December 2015 21:23 (nine years ago)

I am intrigued by the idea of rotisserie first ladies.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 21 December 2015 21:29 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 00:01 (nine years ago)

Don't Believe in Dancing

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 00:14 (nine years ago)

The lost Kinks Bowie collab

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 00:14 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:01 (nine years ago)

four years pass...

There is a homophobic republican senator who is no better than Trump who keeps passing legislation that is damaging to the lgbt and minority communities. Every sex worker I know has been hired by this man. Wondering if enough of us spoke out if that could get him out of office?
— Sean Harding #BLM (@SeanHardingXXX) June 4, 2020

― jaymc, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

🤔

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 5 June 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

people are saying...

― i am not throwing away my snot (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:13 (five years ago)

the only tweet i cared for was a vote for "ma'am o'graham" over "Lady G"

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

everyone knew he was gay but at least we get Lady G out of this

― flappy bird, Saturday, 6 June 2020 01:13 (five years ago)

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