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This is a slightly silly game, usually played when everyone has been drinking so the answers get a bit wild. This is how it works.

I post a statement, telling everyone about something I have never done.

The next poster repeats that statement, if they have never done it either.

If they HAVE done it, then they just post "XXX"

In either case, they follow this with their own statement about something *they* have never done.

And so on.

Clear as mud, eh? Thought so.

I'll start the ball rolling then.

"I have never eaten frog's legs"

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

"I have never eaten frog's arms"

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never eaten frog's arms"

I have never gone to work naked

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never gone to work naked"

I have never gone to work well dressed.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

I have never tipped a bartender in New York.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

i have never worn a suit anywhere but funerals.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"XXX"

I have never worn a balaclava

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

I have never met Vaclav Havel.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never met Vaclav Havel"

I have never met Martin Skidmore

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never...er XXX...bugger, someone else take it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never met Martin Skidmore.

I have never met Donut Bitch.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never met Donut Bitch"

I have never declined an opportunity to eat a doughnut.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

too easy.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never been too easy (this might be a flagrant lie).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

(actually that "XXX" was in response to an earlier statement, but it may also apply Ned's being easy one. oops)

I have never dated anyone younger than me

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

I have never dated more than one person at a time.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(on my definition of dating, anyway)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never dated more than one person at a time

I have never been carbon dated

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never been carbon dated"

I have never had sex in a hovercraft

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

― gi joe (Mark P), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You're supposed to continue it, Mark. (By the way, if we make you say your name backwards, do you disappear for several issues?)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

possibly. try it and get back to me.

alright then:

i have never eaten meatloaf.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never eaten meatloaf.

I have never eaten Meatloaf.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

i have never had green apple soda.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"i have never had green apple soda"

(what *is* that anyway??)

I have never been to Norway

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never been to Norway"

I have never been to me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

nor I (applies to martin + norway)

i've never bitten anyone's fingernails but my own

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

are we playing this properly?

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

I've never ridden a unicycle.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've never ridden a unicycle"

I have never juggled three oranges successfully

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

i have never juggled four objects successfully

um, the capitalized Meatloaf that jess xxx'ed referred to the singer right?

― dave k, Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(yes - that seems to be the only inference about the distinction I was making. I would hope that that would be a XXX all round.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(Well, Jess may finally have the courage to say how much Fight Club meant to him.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean you have all eaten Meatloaf??

"i have never juggled four objects successfully" (including Meatloaf)

I have never been able to do a handstand

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am the only one here who was clearly not eaten Meatloaf the singer. That is disturbing.)

XXX

I have never eaten a hatstand.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never eaten a hatstand"

(you're not taking this seriously, are you Martin???)

I have never swum the Atlantic

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(are you suggesting that I may have eaten a hatstand? or that this would be harder than swimming the Atlantic?)

I have never swum the Atlantic

I have never swum a width!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

I have never been snow skiing

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

I have never driven across a continent.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never driven across a continent.

I have never driven whilst incontinent.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never driven whilst incontinent"

I have never driven whilst inebriated

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never driven whilst inebriated"

I have never driven any motor vehicle, apart from a go-kart*

(* once, in Manchester, in 1993)

― Rex, Sunday, 20 October 2002 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

I have never sung karaoke while sober

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 October 2002 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

i have never gone clubbing while sober

― dave k, Sunday, 20 October 2002 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never gone clubbing while sober

i have never gone canoeing while drunk

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 20 October 2002 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never gone canoeing while drunk.

I have never been drunk.

― Douglas, Monday, 21 October 2002 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

I have never gone driving whilst stoned

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 21 October 2002 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never gone driving whilst stoned."

i have never met any of you lovely munchkins in person.

― angelo (angelo), Monday, 21 October 2002 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never met any of you lovely munchkins in person.

ive never tried anal!

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 21 October 2002 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

I've never been to bed with two people at the same time.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 21 October 2002 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've never been to bed with two people at the same time"

I've never been to bed with two people, separately, in the same night

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 21 October 2002 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

XXX

I have never been to the Empire State Building.

― Ally, Monday, 21 October 2002 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have never been to the Empire State Building"

I have never been unfaithful.

― Android (Android Elvis), Monday, 21 October 2002 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

one of my freinds at Durham uni was playing this and someone came up (pun) with 'I have never tasted royal semen' as one of the people playing had blown Prince William's job at Eton. sorry to get in the way of the game

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

I have never learned to drive

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

xxx

I have never learned to drove

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, but what is 'to drove'?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

something to do with australian cattle, if i remember my bbc2 trade test transmissions correctly.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 21 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

marcello is correct and despite my rural upbringing i am rubbish at it

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

except they don't have to be australian especially (i grew up in shropshire)

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never learned to drove.

I have never smoked a cigarette.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never smoked a cigarette

I have never smoked any drugs (*polishes halo*)

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never touched any of CJs cigarettes

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never touched any of CJs cigarettes

i have never touched anything belonging to CJ.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never told anyone the truth about what mark h was doing with CJs underwear

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"i have never told anyone the truth about what mark h was doing with CJs underwear "

I have never seen Love and Rockets in concert (or eaten Meatloaf).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never seen Love and Rockets in concert (or eaten Meatloaf).

I don't wear any underwear (ha! so there!)

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 October 2002 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I ate a spider once

― leslie b, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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