10 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Your Life Is So Boring Right Now

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Just brutal

courtesy of http://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2015/04/10-brutally-honest-reasons-why-your-life-is-so-boring-right-now/

Poll Results

OptionVotes
5. You keep pussying out of instigating plans. 5
3. You haven’t had sex in forever. 5
1. People keep asking you to hang out and you keep saying no. 4
3. You haven’t had sex in forever. 4
10. You’ve been on the Internet for so long that you’ve forgotten there’s an actual world out there. 4
9. You’ve become boring. 3
6. You haven’t travelled anywhere in forever because you use all your disposable income to buy take-out. 2
4. You’ve let yourself go. 1
2. “But then I’d have to put on real pants” is a legitimate excuse that you use to not do things. 1
8. You won’t do anything alone. 1
7. You consider yourself above all the activities that you could be out doing. 0


niels, Thursday, 11 February 2016 20:58 (nine years ago)

The not having sex thing seems to be playing on your mind especially.

Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 February 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

aarhg fuck that... can a mod fix the double 3?

niels, Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)

otherwise I guess I'll just make a spreadsheet and add up the scores in the end...

lol

niels, Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)

All false, unfunny, uninteresting tbh

broderick f (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)

How many times have you checked your Facebook compared to how many times you’ve checked up on your friends IRL to make sure they’re doing okay? We’re all guilty of it. But life doesn’t happen from behind the glare of your phone screen. Go outside, man. Your life might get a lot less boring.

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denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)

idea: loudspeakers in the forest that yells your friend's facebook status updates to you at dangerous volumes as you enjoy nature

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)

note that in this idea you only have one friend

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)

not that there's anything wrong with that

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)

for me it's the going out alone thing that holds me back sometimes, but not all the time. sometimes there's a band I want to see and I won't go just 'cause I don't want to stand around for hours by myself.

calstars, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)

barf

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)

10. You’ve been on the Internet for so long that you’ve forgotten there’s an actual world out there.

this is the goal iirc

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

10 Brutally Honest Reasons I Feel So Goddamn Tired All of the Time

1. People keep asking me to hang out and you keep saying yes, so I'm always fucking busy.
2. I wear pants all the time; I envy those who don't.
3. I've had sex lately; it was not enjoyable.
4. I didn't let myself go; I was never "there."
5. I don't instigate plans because people always instigate them for me.
6. I haven’t travelled anywhere in forever because I feel like I always need to be present for everything at home.
7. I don't consider myself above anything so I do a bunch of lame shit.
8. I don't spend any time alone.
9. I’m very tired.
10. I’ve been on the Internet for so long that I’ve forgotten I'm allowed to disconnect from the world once in a while.

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:21 (nine years ago)

10 brutally honest reasons my butt hurts

1) pants
2) underwear
3) dilapidated seat cushion
4) hemorrhoids
5) got bit in the ass by a snake
6) accidentally sat on campfire
7) sleeping on concrete floor
8) wallet in back pocket
9) from workin it too much
10) doing weird stretches

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:28 (nine years ago)

1. Have a small child.
2. Have an injured knee.
3. Have a small child.
4. Repeat above.

The 10 original reasons are all actually symptoms of having a small child.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 February 2016 09:19 (nine years ago)

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4016084224/h5A9DF03C/

Diana Fire (j.lu), Saturday, 13 February 2016 03:11 (nine years ago)

Lol Will M. OTM.

everything, Saturday, 13 February 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)

So tired all the time is a good description. It's amazing how easy it is to get completely ground down by the heavy slog of life if you're on the work or career treadmill, let alone with other commitments (family, parents etc).

Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Saturday, 13 February 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)

the putting on pants combined with Dark Souls 2 NG+

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 14 February 2016 02:05 (nine years ago)

list is pretty bad, but try googling "why is my life boring", hard to find anything of value - but then there are ofc many good ilx threads for that

comments for the article are pretty class though:

Strawberry_daiquiri • 10 months ago

Just wanted to say thank you for this article. Not sure what is your age, but it seems like my generation (late 20) is becoming extremely boring, and most (I'm thankful that not all) are behaving exactly the way you describe. It seems like it suddenly became cool to be extremely boring and antisocial. Now everyone wants just to stay home and watch TV, or show up to just be polite and leave at 9 on a Saturday night, because they are just so exhausted and "not 18 anymore".

But I do believe you can still have fun and enjoy your life at our age if you want to and put some effort. You can still have education, good job, and husband/wife (maybe not so much with little kids), and be fun and outgoing. Too many people my age think these things cancel each other.

agggghhhhh • 2 months ago

This is utter bullshit I'm so fucking bored yet I'm the opposite of this. I hang out with people every couple of days but also leave days to myself when I need them. Everything I do is boring. I can go swimming at the most amazing beautiful place with my best friend and she'll see its beauty and be completely happy and satisfied but ill just stand there completely empty and pretend to love it. I never used to be this way, everything used to be fun and exciting. Now I cant wait to get home, but when i get home its boring and i cant wait to go somewhere. its a cycle. I use the internet when there is nothing else to do. the only way for me not to complain is when im doing something that others would consider thrilling. Im so empty. the only emotions I feel are barely noticeable and mostly negative. I get grumpy and think A LOT about mostly negative things. WTF. Im not depressed. Ive worked that out so dont even say it.

niels, Sunday, 14 February 2016 11:18 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 15 February 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)


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