The Best And Worst Swearers You Know

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― Tom (Groke), Monday, 21 October 2002 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I must admit to not having the cleanest language in the world. Dastoor very rarely swears in real life, except when inebriated.

― chris (chris), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

My flatmate Dave is an appalling swearer, mainly because you notice him swearing. It's the deep breath he takes before each "fucking" that gives the game away.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Hopkins swears with pinpoint accuracy.

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

my dad swearing is scarey.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the best (& worst depending on how you look at it) swearer I know is my dad. When he's mad - and I mean REALLY REALLY mad - he yells, "GREAT SCOTT!" and shakes his head back & forth. I think it's more scary than if he were to actually curse.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

James Ellroy is king of cursewords. He uses them freely/nicely in his prose but when he talks ... *gush* it's truly a wonder to behold.

― Android (Android Elvis), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

While trying to hang wallpaper yesterday I said "Palm Sunday donkey cock" which went down quite well.

― Sam (chirombo), Monday, 21 October 2002 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought I swore quite a lot, Chris. Though not very imaginatively, I admit.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 October 2002 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, can we have a transcript of the egg incident at ATP, please?

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 October 2002 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

ahem, errr yes, I did swear a lot that time, and quite well.

David wrote it all down iirc.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

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