On the other hand, pubs are more often populated by people you have to hide your airy-fairy modern ideas and dress styles from. Also, the clothes are worse and you might bump into a CAMRA member.
Which is best?
― Nick, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
(NB If you have been somewhere other than a pub you say "I was out drinking")
Pubs.
Pete is my thing for Pumpkin Pubs about bars still up?
― Tom, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― gareth, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Bars are designed by people who have thought about subtle lighting effects and have polished, light wooden floors and chairs that look quite nice but are too flat/square/round to be comfy. Some bars have a person in the toilets to hand you a sheet of paper to dry your hands on. I know where I'd rather be.
― Madchen, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Billy Dods, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Bars do better (but more expensive) cocktails. The new breed of bars which are not All Bar Effing Ones are a vast improvement e.g. Babushkas (I now fully expect to be shouted down but what the fuck, bring it on). Bars are also good for avoiding Pete as he melts if he goes into a bar. Pubs are easier and more multi purpose though.
― Emma, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
On tap = pumped straight out of the drains. Who will defend pork scratchings? Pete?
― mark s, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Armchairs in pubs though are better, eg The Head.
What I mean to say is that when some trendily-attired bar-goer tells me something's funky, I immediately assume it stinks.
― Tim, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Martin, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― cabbage, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I was, however, sneered at by some posh-voiced fool in the Market Porter the other week when buying myself a pint of very tasty Hairy Mary (or similarly preposterously named ale) but also buying lager for my companions. The P-VF in question received short shrift, as you might perhaps imagine.
Sneered at by P-VF for beer choice in a pub still beats concerted sneering in nasty bars regarding fashion / waistline choices.
Bill
― Bill, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Anther problem with pubs is the lack of unapproachable beautiful girls.
― Ally, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
that's nothing, you were sneered at by Posh Voiced Fools all evening, weren't you?
― Alasdair, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
HEH.
Drinking establishments do depend on the mood of said drinker. For example one night I went to a POSH CITY WINE BAR which I found intensely amusing! Said company probably found it less novel and fun than I did, as they bought the hideously over-priced rounds before we moved somewhere more pub-like and also CHEAPER.
Darkly lit bars with cute barmen and dark corners and well iced drinks of course = classic.
― Sarah, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― dave q, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I nevah lurnt that kind of biology at Calthorpe Park COMPREHENSIVE school....
You went to a school? You were lucky, all I ever had were a bag o' ferret scratchings - you and your pork scratchings, oo dya fink y'are, lady die??
My drinking mood right now is WHISKEY AND COKE. Whilst sitting alone in my room. Staring at my phone and having an EMOTIONAL CRISIS. And ignoring people who are accusing me of not paying my rent when I HAF actually thank you very much grrr moan STAMP FEET. Unless someone wants to take me to the pub. I promise I will hold off all emotional crises unless you want to live vicariously through them, or something.
Bars on the other hand are not about getting drunk, or enjoying yourself. Bars - in the UK at least - are about posing, being somewhere and trying to score some cocaine. It is quite possible for a bar to appropriate pub ethics and be a generally good place to be. For example, the ICA bar which is comfy, full of good chat and SERVES (admittedly overpirced) pints. It is a freak of its own architecture more than anything else that it feels oddly pub-like.
I run a bar which is so much like a proper pub that it is almost a meta-pub commentating on it. And if anyone fancies a drink in CL tonight, that's where I'll be.
― Pete, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I have used my big brain to surmise that 'CL' means 'Central London'. I have never seen this abbreviation before. I don't think it's going to catch on a la SOHO or TRIBECA. Incidentally, is it just a big coincidence that London has a Soho that doesn't stand for anything whilst New York has one which does. I presume we got ours first.
― Mark Morris, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Mark, I think you will be suprised about how little it has changed...
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)
Tim, Tom, Pete, Old Martin, Ricky T, Madchen and Cabbage sit in the pub, eating pork scratchings.
Mark S, Mark Morris, Kris and Tracer sit in a bar, possibly with Dave Q if they are in America.
Emma, Gareth and Starry Sarah pop in and out, as the mood takes them.
Nathalie drinks coffee alone.
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)
because you stand a better chance of getting a good cocktail, instead of a squirt of famous grouse with some schweppes dumped over it by a scowling, sweaty guy in a greying white button-down. because last orders might be 12.45 instead of 10.30.
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)
xpost
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)
So, pubs or non-toilet attending bars for me, thx.
― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)
That might depend on how you define pubs and bars, I suppose.
― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Starry (hello chickens), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Uncle Starry (hello chickens), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Starry (hello chickens), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)
also why didn't i contribute to this first time round? hmm, maybe i was on holiday or summat...
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)
As Ed mentioned on the Alba thread you could try Freud's in Covent Garden Sarah. It's a bit small though. PHONE AHEAD. (End Stevem tags etc)
The Dog hOuse in Soho would have been perfect for your needs, but it has been shut and reopened as the wanky Suga Suga. This is no use to you, but I am lamenting.
The Player, next door to Agent Provocatuer, has lovely drinks and you can reserve tables, but it is very much on the pricey side.
The Market Place in um, the Market Place just north of Oxford Street, has tables they will reserve for the amount of people you mentioned and isn't too badly priced. They do sort of South American-y tapas ("street food" they call it, but honestly...) The bigger tables are cave/booth type things at the back of the lower floor and it can be a huge pain if someone right at the back needs the loo/ to buy a round etc. There is also bugger all phone reception. Not good for sufferers of claustrophobia.
The Porters Bar, Poland Street, is cheap enough, but I find all that blonde wood a bit souless.
Jerusalem on .. oh bugger ... that street near Charlotte Street, maybe Rathbone? Is big and not horribly over priced (but it is still bar prices) might be an idea. It can be a bit girls-in-their-Friday-lycra though.
― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― briania (briania), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)
I once trapped down there during the May Day demonstrations of 2002. I think it was a sex worker splinter protest.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)
WHAT DO WE WANT?NO MORE BEING SHAFTED WITH UNSANDED WOODEN OBJECTS!WHEN DO WE WANT IT?NOW!
― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)
(xpost)
― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)
I think Anna may have marginally mistimed her use of the shift key and written hOuse rather than House, N.
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)
Any 'bar' I go to I call a 'pub', some are posher than others and may have toilet attendents, but they are still pubs and run by publicans. Harrods has a toilet attendent, that's not a 'bar' is it?
Anyway they are both dud.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)
are there actually any affordable bars in soho? what's thirst's happy hour like on a friday? by affordable i mean "cocktails for under 5 quid", i guess, as i don't tend to drink anything else in bars (except for the ica bar for some reason).
― toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)
Now where can I buy honey vodka shots in Soho?
― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/pumpkin/2002_01_01_pumpkinpublog_archive.html#8968528
i always like the brickies :)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)
the downstairs of the Brickworks has a chequered dancefloor. And a glitterball. can it still be a pub? Last nite it was home to some Breakdance era electro too...
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)