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good people

― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 29 May 2016 14:49 (ten years ago)

a stone's throw

― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 29 May 2016 14:49 (ten years ago)

I'll collect you at....

― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 29 May 2016 14:52 (ten years ago)

demob happy

― soref, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:29 (ten years ago)

turn on one's heel

― soref, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:32 (ten years ago)

nice one

― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:33 (ten years ago)

Fair play

― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:41 (ten years ago)

talk a blue streak

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:50 (ten years ago)

Be grand

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 May 2016 16:11 (ten years ago)

themistocles was ostracized for medism

― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 May 2016 16:15 (ten years ago)

The yam is the power that be

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 May 2016 16:29 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

love "splayed"
"parlayed"

― Unchanging Window (Ross), Sunday, 25 June 2017 08:01 (nine years ago)

and empyrean, which is a truly gorgeous word

― Unchanging Window (Ross), Sunday, 25 June 2017 08:02 (nine years ago)

Agreed

I like the word silhouette

― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Sunday, 25 June 2017 13:47 (nine years ago)

yonder

― clouds, Sunday, 25 June 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)

just one more
happy hour
salty dog
turn it up

― nicky lo-fi, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:09 (nine years ago)

apropos of nothing

― Shat Parp (dog latin), Monday, 26 June 2017 08:10 (nine years ago)

rank bastard

― ogmor, Monday, 26 June 2017 13:29 (nine years ago)

"innuendo" is a hilarious word

― marcos, Monday, 26 June 2017 14:31 (nine years ago)

"rank odor"

― marcos, Monday, 26 June 2017 14:31 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

long post, yet important

― marcos, Monday, 10 September 2018 23:54 (eight years ago)

Get on your stomach
Like this
I luv yr tits

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 10 September 2018 23:57 (eight years ago)

long post, yet important

Get on your stomach
Like this
I luv yr tits

― marcos, Monday, 10 September 2018 23:58 (eight years ago)

It’s big/you’re big/you’re so big/“you been with more than 100 women right???!!!”

Last one was told to me a week ago and i almost thought it belonged on the horrible things people have said to you after sex thread

Then i thought about it some more and she meant it in a “you’re too good” way

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 00:06 (eight years ago)

Not marriage material tbh

― dig me out requiem (Ross), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 01:35 (eight years ago)

That’s a bad phrase to like ross

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 01:49 (eight years ago)

“All day long and all night strong “

― calstars, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 01:52 (eight years ago)

“Cadence and cascade”

― calstars, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 01:54 (eight years ago)

Young hung and full of cum

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:03 (eight years ago)

Egg Neil Young

― calstars, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:20 (eight years ago)

Stuffed Bean Curb
Hot Chilly

― calstars, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:22 (eight years ago)

Hot chilly is a good one

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:23 (eight years ago)

Yeah, even better when written on the back of a white paper plate and taped above the grill.

― calstars, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:30 (eight years ago)

It was a bloodbath
Shark Week

― Yerac, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:38 (eight years ago)

Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:56 (eight years ago)

Not sure if fa is a troll but if not he’s a premium big man aka douche in 1984 uh 2018

― dig me out requiem (Ross), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 02:57 (eight years ago)

Reading posts about dick size? Jesus Christ

― dig me out requiem (Ross), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 02:58 (eight years ago)

Laser beans

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 03:03 (eight years ago)

Mumblin', bumblin', stumblin'

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)

“Rum, Romanism, and rebellion”

― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 04:07 (eight years ago)

"Void where prohibited by law."

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 04:12 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Complete gibberish. Rubbish. Absolute and total galimatias.

― coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 21 October 2018 14:28 (seven years ago)

But only that exact combination tbh, not into it when ppl start chucking around balderdash and tommyrot and the like

― coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 21 October 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)

"job and Knock" is a good old blast from the past. Meaning: we have been so rough as fuck proficient at our task today, that it is 10.30 am and we go home with a full day's pay.

― calzino, Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:06 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Shit-stirring

― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Sunday, 16 December 2018 15:06 (seven years ago)

Piss up a rope, fuckstick

Stop that Polish chatter

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 December 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

parliamentary privilege

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

It’s fun that this thread has 47 posts over three years while its wretched counterpart that is 99% horseshit like “let me blow your mind: corporate managementspeak is bad” or “all new coinages are like so annoying” has a thousand posts a week, real language lovers here on ilxor.com

― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)

is it better or worse after that

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:16 (seven years ago)

It's not even pedantry if you just choose to feign ignorance of how language works

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)

Worse than it was, better than those other threads xp

― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)

heh yes tbf

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

Jackbooted thugs

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 8 January 2021 03:40 (five years ago)

Mar dhea

― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Friday, 8 January 2021 11:20 (five years ago)

take the biscuit

― calzino, Friday, 8 January 2021 14:55 (five years ago)

tall glass of water

― Sam Weller, Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:06 (five years ago)

Your elbow is close but you can't bite it

― ledge, Friday, 15 January 2021 14:55 (five years ago)

one year passes...

I've always said "Tickling the ivories" but I just heard two people say "Tinkling the ivories" on Sky News. That doesn't seem right.

― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2022 06:59 (three years ago)

I've overwhelmingly heard "tinkling" used but "tickling" is wittier and sounds better.

― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 October 2022 07:34 (three years ago)

OTM

― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2022 07:54 (three years ago)

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Tickling was first, and is obviously correct as far as I'm concerned. It's a perfect visual description of fiddling about on a piano.

What would it be to tinkle a piano? If it's supposed to describe the sound of piano playing, twinkling the ivories would be better.

― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 25 October 2022 10:42 (three years ago)

Balls! Click the link

― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 25 October 2022 10:44 (three years ago)

two years pass...

chinwag

― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Friday, 4 April 2025 10:24 (one year ago)

Bob’s your uncle

― henry s, Friday, 4 April 2025 11:24 (one year ago)

cool beans - it has a pleasing innocence about it that makes it unexpected

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 April 2025 16:31 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU0TdH6jbMU

― Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 4 April 2025 21:21 (one year ago)

one year passes...

Love the legal phrase "asked and answered". So sassy!

― brimstead, Friday, 24 April 2026 06:07 (five months ago)

Carked it

― H.P, Friday, 24 April 2026 06:36 (five months ago)


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