Best Book In This Box of (Unread) Books I Bought From Borders

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Borders went under for good five years ago. Like alot of you, I bought a bunch of...everything. Of course, when you are buying at such volume, stuff gets neglected--in this case, it was these books.

I'm having to re-arrange a bunch of stuff in my place. In a closet I found this Borders cardboard shipping box full of stuff I'm pretty sure where most of my final book purchases at the two stores closest to me and that I just didn't get to because of the backlog I'd already accumulated over the prior months. Into the closet they went.

UNTIL NOW.

Pick what you feel is the best of these (discussion encouraged, natch) and maybe I'll read it or some shit...

Poll Results

OptionVotes
The Master and The Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov 17
Miss Lonelyhearts & Day of The Locust: Two Novels by Nathanael West (Intro by Jonathan Lethem) 10
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde 8
The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima 6
Crash by J.G. Ballard 4
Complete Works 1954-1960 by Harold Pinter 4
33 Revolutions Per Minute by Dorian Lynskey 3
Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters 2
Heaven and Hell: My Life In The Eagles (1974-2001) by Don Felder 2
Mother Courage and Her Children by Bertolt Brecht 2
Sterling's Gold by Roger Sterling (Mad Men tie-in pocket hardback) 2
Death In Venice and Seven Other Stories by Thomas Mann 1
Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis (hardback) 1
My Year of Flops by Nathan Rabin 1
In The Next Room or the vibrator play by Sarah Ruhl 1
Three Uses of The Knife by David Mamet 0
Four Major Plays by Ferderico Garcia Lorca 0
The Caretaker & The Dumb Waiter: Two Plays by Harold Pinter 0
Hunger of Memory: The Education of Richard Rodriguez (An Autobiography) 0
Produce Your Own Damn Movie! by Lloyd Kaufman 0
Paul Simon: A Life by Marc Eliot (hardback 0
Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby 0


Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 02:50 (nine years ago)

Miss Lonelyhearts & Day of The Locust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flappy bird, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)

Day of the Locust is incredible but ... Wilde

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 02:58 (nine years ago)

One vote for Master and Margarita. But you have to like Russian lit.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:18 (nine years ago)

Pinter complete or death in Venice.

hairy banjo (jed_), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)

Actually this all looks good.

hairy banjo (jed_), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:22 (nine years ago)

Apart from Nick Hornby obv.

hairy banjo (jed_), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:23 (nine years ago)

Was always skeptical about Sterling's Gold. I think Roger would fuss and deliberate and self-censor to the point that he'd lose himself.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:26 (nine years ago)

I'd recommend Master and Margarita, Dorian Gray, and Day of the Locust - whichever one you haven't already read.

one way street, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:31 (nine years ago)

Has to be Pinter, but I suspect the Mishima is probably the best thing. Miss Lonelyhearts is great.

It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 11:34 (nine years ago)

Miss Lonelyhearts & Day of The Locust: Two Novels by Nathanael West (Intro by Jonathan Lethem)

two of my all-time favourites.

Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters

these are pretty cool. sanford meisner used to use them in his acting classes.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 11:38 (nine years ago)

voting Dorian obv

but which one?

imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 11:48 (nine years ago)

Nick Hornby.

hahahahahahahaha no

Nathanael West or Mishima or Wilde. voting Mishima.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:32 (nine years ago)

Re the Pinter, was it like "The Caretaker" was a single (b/w "The Dumb Waiter") that you liked so much you went back and bought the Best Of...?

mahb, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:47 (nine years ago)

Master and Margarita, easily.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)

voted "master and margarita". well, either that, or the don felder book.

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)

also, your misrendering of the book's title is a winner!

hypnic jerk (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)

"The Master and Margarita: My Life with Jimmy Buffet (1979-1987)"

Any Given User (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)

The Hunger of Memory is more relevant, I think, than it ever has been: the education of a gay Hispanic man.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)

Hahaha xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)

The Master and Margarita is a good one

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)

So the Roger Sterling book is nothing but quotes from the show? Good job, Grove Press.

jmm, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)

Has to be Felder.

A heartless anonymous firebrand (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)

^^^ what Don said to Glenn on learning about leaks to the press.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)

Re the Pinter, was it like "The Caretaker" was a single (b/w "The Dumb Waiter") that you liked so much you went back and bought the Best Of...?

― mahb, Tuesday, June 21, 2016 7:47 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, it was actually that the Theatre section was 90% off at the end, and I didn't look hard enough at the contents of the anthology to see the duplication.

The Hunger of Memory is more relevant, I think, than it ever has been: the education of a gay Hispanic man.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 21, 2016 8:14 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's a neat backstory behind this purchase: One of my (Community) College Lit. Professor's did his doctoral thesis on THoM not long after it was published. During the process, he and Rodriguez became friends, and would have dinner or lunch together any time he was in town. So that's how I became aware of the book.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

nice haul! dorian gray takes it, but the nathaniel west set is close. once upon a time i would have said crash, but i doubt i'd have the stomach for it these days.

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

all the A level shit (Mother Courage, Harold ... Pinter) is worthless. Dorian's book is properly amazing. i should have read/studied stuff like that at 17 instead of Bertolt Brecht which taught me sod all.

piscesx, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

the Lorca stuff is ok though.

piscesx, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)

pressure...building up...inside skull...

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)

never understood why so many ppl love Master & Margarita so much, felt like the humor in it was really strained and found the Pilate flashback totally boring and pedestrian

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)

it has a cat

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)

The West book is great, just skip the introduction (Lethem is an idiot whose own work is trash). Imperial Bedrooms isn't one of Ellis's best, but it's not as dire as you'd expect a sequel to Less Than Zero to be. I don't think I've ever actually finished a Ballard novel, though I might have made it all the way through The Concrete Island. (Crash is one of the few movies I've ever walked out of, too.) I would be interested to read that Mamet book.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

Lethem is an idiot whose own work is trash

this is unduly harsh, altho dude has def calcified and become p insufferable post-whatever that fake noir with the tourette's syndrome guy was

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)

i usually skip introductions to novels tbh

death in venice is great, but miss lonelyhearts/locust would be one of my desert island books

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

Read:
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (which gets my vote)
Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters
Miss Lonelyhearts & Day of The Locust: Two Novels by Nathanael West (Intro by Jonathan Lethem)

Have always kind of meant to read:
33 Revolutions Per Minute by Dorian Lynsey
Death In Venice and Seven Other Stories by Thomas Mann

Might be fun:
Produce Your Own Damn Movie! by Lloyd Kaufman
My Year of Flops by Nathan Rabin

Couldn't sound less appealing:
Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis (hardback)
Paul Simon: A Life by Marc Eliot (hardback)
Heaven and Hell: My Life In The Eagles (1974-2001) by Don Felder

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)

the Felder book is better than Spoon River Anthology.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)

gotta prop for N West

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)

Super disgusted w myself that the Felder is the only one of these I've read

Own the bulgakov bc I've been 'close to reading it' for abt 15 years

Need to read dayo locust for sure

Felder book was great btw

scarcity festival (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)

w/the master and margarita it depends on the translation, i think the mirra ginsburg one which has probably been the most widely read isn't considered to be especially great, whereas the burgin/o'connor one is i believe considered to be pretty superior? i can't speak to the other ones (glenny most notable.)

nomar, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:39 (nine years ago)

I've got the Glenny translation and not read it yet.

calzino, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)

felder def influenced by brecht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oIH8bNsRpU

salthigh, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

Don't sleep on Pinter, Brecht, Mann, West, prob several others by authors I usually dig (haven't read The Sailor etc. yet, for inst). Also, really enjoyed the Felder, as I said last year on A Good Day In Hell, one of the very many Eagles threads on ILM:

Also I picked up Felder's hefty Between Heaven and Hell in the library, and read the whole thing that afternoon, which never happens. Gist: his father comes off as a self-made, self-righteous, self-torturing workaholic and skinflint, and Don follows suit during his Eagles years, with infinitely more bucks and perks than blue collar Dad ever had, of course. Furthermore, Dr. Phil, he somewhat recreates his own defiant-dependent teen relationship with Dad, now played by Henley and Frey.
When he finally gets his ass fired, after having papers served in the studio, he actually calls back, all crying---"Try to seek some higher ground in this, Fingers," Frey counsels, and the ex-Mrs. Felder fervently seconds.
So he does, with this book of excellent anecdotes (also careful references to ongoing litigation), from early years in Florida---girlfriend accuses him of stepping out with blondes, who turn out to be pre-facial hair, though tressed-for-success Gregg and Duane)[;"Tommy" Petty is his guitar student; Stephen Stills is "the funniest kid I ever met," passing through town while running away from military school, back to his parents (though every kid I knew back then who was sent to military school, was sent for a good reason); Bernie Leadon is his local connection to the budding West Coast folk-country rock scene.
Also lots of good stuff about "The Gods," as everybody who worked with and for the Eagles supposedly called Henley and Frey; also supposedly, many of these--even the Gods themselves, individually---called Felder up to trade the latest atrocity stories.
But I also get, in terms of more perhaps unintended reveals, that the Gods were trying to keep their associates' and their own assholes-with-money tendencies somewhat in line, at least for the sake of making even more money (by keeping up the musical standards, for instance). Nevertheless, Felder and I are somewhat respectful of, for instance, Joe Walsh's working out his frustrations on whole floors of hotels (and he lasted longer than any non-God in the line-up, I think, so maybe the mayhem helped).

dow, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 23:32 (nine years ago)

never understood why so many ppl love Master & Margarita so much

gun-toting satanic cat, plus women fly around and who never wear clothes, plus it's great

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 07:08 (nine years ago)

don't sleep on Sarah Ruhl!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)

Mishima, Ballard or Mann ftw. Voted Yukio.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)

all the A level shit (Mother Courage, Harold ... Pinter) is worthless. Dorian's book is properly amazing. i should have read/studied stuff like that at 17 instead of Bertolt Brecht which taught me sod all.

― piscesx, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His poetry is great btw.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 12:36 (nine years ago)

You mean BB? Yes.

Frankie Teardrop Explodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 15:27 (nine years ago)

Coke Spoon River Anthology: My Life in etc., etc.

Any Given User (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)

Master & Margarita is rad in part because of how many ways you can approach it - tragic story of political terror and repression, Bulgakov getting revenge on his literary enemies, retelling of the Pilate story, freewheeling comic adventures around Moscow, supernatural fantasy, etc - and have it still be compelling no matter what.

Personally I think the Pilate stuff is really interesting - he appears sympathetic but is also a cold-hearted and conniving politician who is happy to arrange the murder and framing of his enemies.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

^^^

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:48 (nine years ago)

Not a big Eagles fan but dow's post totally makes me want to read that book.

Frankie Teardrop Explodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 June 2016 00:08 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 31 July 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 August 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)


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