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lobberthesaurus: Bill MacFadden was a sensible man.
clobberthesaurus: He'd live in Hocatawana, Oklahoma for nearly his entire life.
clobberthesaurus: (He'd once been to Mexico City to buy cheap black tar heroin, but that is another story.)
clobberthesaurus: He had a small wife and a couple of nice, although rather ugly, children (Betsy and Huckers) and they are lived together in Bill's two bedroom condominium on 2nd Miracle Mile Dr (which was the main street of Hocatawana).
clobberthesaurus: Bill worked as a software programmer at Wild Weasel Internet Solutions.
clobberthesaurus: It was a decent living and allowed him to make enough to (not afford a big enough apartment so that his kids could have separate rooms) have a small rabbit farm which he kept running as a hobby.
clobberthesaurus: His wife, Marthekano, was a stay at home kind of woman. Mostly she took valium and beat their children (who at age 11 and 13) were somewhat of a handful.
clobberthesaurus: So Bill enjoyed the solitary confines of his rabbit farm immensely and took every opportunity to spend his free time there.
clobberthesaurus: Although when one thinks of rabbit farms as places where rabbits frolick about in little cages, humping and breeding to their heart's content, Bill's farm was a little different.
clobberthesaurus: For one thing there were only 5 rabbits.
clobberthesaurus: And they were all male.
clobberthesaurus: And they all had separate cages.
clobberthesaurus: And they all had appeared in upwards of 1,800 home porn movies which Bill kept hidden in a tool shed besides the barn.
PinkMoos553: this story is filthy
clobberthesaurus: The bunnies were well fed and all were in fantastic shape (Bill kept them constantly exercising--he found himself unable to maintain an erection while looking at fat bunnies).
clobberthesaurus: Bill had also injected each bunny with extensive amounts of steroids and they were all very aggressive sexually.
clobberthesaurus: One bunny in particular (Spotty) was a real monster, possessing a member nearly as large as a summer squash which he used to terrorize the other four.
PinkMoos553: haha
clobberthesaurus: He was almost always the star of Bill's films and almost all of them ended with another bunny (sometimes two if Spotty was especially frisky) dragging his sore hind quarters away from the camera in search of a small ice bucket.
PinkMoos553: how small
clobberthesaurus: Bill had never shown these films to anyone (his family had in fact never inquired about the bunny farm--they all assumed it was simply a front for some long running affair he'd been having).
clobberthesaurus: It had never occurred to him to make money of his porn star bunnies and if such an idea had been suggested to him, he would probably had nixed it immediately anyway. The bunny porn was a very personal thing for him and he couldn't very well imagine sharing it with anyone else.
clobberthesaurus: On a day late September though, everything about Bill's (and Spotty's and Gus Gus' and Spotty Jr.'s and Hector's and Mickey's and Quebert's) life was about to change.
clobberthesaurus: For this was the day that the bunnies' got union representation.
clobberthesaurus: (cue violent sounding music)
clobberthesaurus: It seemed like a day just like any other.
clobberthesaurus: Bill woke up early.
clobberthesaurus: His parts were a little sore from masterbating so hard the nite before.
clobberthesaurus: His wife never noticed or at least never commented on the extensive genital bruising which her husband always had.
clobberthesaurus: He woke and showered and prepared for a long day writing code by drinking a fifth of Scotch with a black coffee chaser.
clobberthesaurus: The work day was like any other. There was some bug in the software WIld Weasel had sent out last month (no one was quite sure what the software was supposed to do) and he spent a better part of the day programming patches which people could download from the site to fix various bugs which were developing.
clobberthesaurus: Around noon, Bill started thinking about the rabbit farm and fantasize about the five and a half hours he would spend there later that day.
clobberthesaurus: He'd been browsing porn (human porn that is) earlier that day at work and he'd gotten some fantastic ideas for some role-playing that he thought the bunnies might be into with a little cajoling.
clobberthesaurus: Spotty always seemed game for anything, but sometimes Hector was a little reticent. It would be important to convince Hector how fun playing fireman and cat stuck in the tree would be. Everyone else would probably follow Hector's lead.
clobberthesaurus: The idea of it struck Bill as very very sexy.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
love the site

DaveSuarez, Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the longest any thread has needed for a first response?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Tis hard to wax witty about gay rabbit porn (w/o fearing Net 5-0)

[Course, Dan prolly hasn't seen this thread yet.]

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan doesn't do rabbit porn (for less than $500).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

or a good sandwich.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 30 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, an expensive Banana Pimp, aren't you?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Banana/Bunny Burgerpipe is leaving on chute 8..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 October 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

There a rabbit porn panel in a Crumb strip about Freud (or it might be Kinsey or something). I'm not sure if it's gay because I couldn't tell what sex the rabbit was. The female rabbits don't seem to wear wigs and lipstick, as when Bugs Bunny drags it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 30 October 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Post some pictures.

Fatty McGee, Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear the googlers.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem* Master Perry? You've been summoned.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Your wish is my command?

http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Crackfiend/adult/humpsmall.jpg

the magical genie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)


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