there's no goddamn Alan Arkin thread, so here's a poll

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I left out a ton of shit that has no business winning

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Catch-22 9
Little Murders 6
Glengarry Glen Ross 4
The In-Laws 4
Little Miss Sunshine 3
Slums of Beverly Hills 2
Freebie and the Bean 1
Escape from Sobibor 1
Simon 1
Wait Until Dark 1
Grosse Pointe Blank 1
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter 1
The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming 1
Four Days in September 0
Sunshine Cleaning 0
Mother Night 0
Indian Summer 0
Edward Scissorhands 0
Big Trouble 0
The Defection of Simas Kudirka 0
The Seven Percent Solution 0
Hearts of the West 0
Popi 0
Argo 0


helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

he was brilliant in glengarry. haunting face.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:17 (nine years ago)

Even though it's a crap movie he was funny in So I Married An Axe Murderer as the super-sensitive police captain.

Out of these, probably the In-Laws.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)

Big Trouble is a pretty trainwrescky reunion with Falk, but he does one of the all-time great spit takes.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)

i recommend seeing the '60s and '70s titles above

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)

Little Murders is pretty great, but I think I'm gonna wait til I finally watch The In-Laws before voting.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)

I won't vote for it but I saw Wait Until Dark last month and forgot what a good, weird villain he played. It scared me to death as a kid

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

Big Trouble is indeed a mess. I've never seen Freebie and the Bean due to how appalling the scenes excerpted in The Celluloid Closet are, but if anyone wants to launch a defence of it, I'll listen.

Also, I'm glad he finally got an Oscar, but Little Miss Sunshine sucks.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:46 (nine years ago)

probably The Heart is a Lonely Hunter for me

Brad C., Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)

lmao argo fuck that movie. grosse point blank

flappy bird, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

His bit in Grosse Point Blank is a master class in worried underplaying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KlAbgjugmA

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)

or rather:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZM4JlR4_2w

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)

He can pretty much steal a film with a 5-10-minute role like that.

He plays a Nuyorican widower in Popi, which I probably haven't seen in 35 years.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:33 (nine years ago)

I've never seen Freebie and the Bean due to how appalling the scenes excerpted in The Celluloid Closet are, but if anyone wants to launch a defence of it, I'll listen

Caan & Arkin have great chemistry, most of the movie is Lethal Weapon-style action-comedy 10 years ahead of schedule, and--although I haven't seen TCC--iirc the offensive material (which hoo-boy is it batshit and awful) actually only scuttles the last act of the film.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:38 (nine years ago)

...so I took Freebie... off the shelf for this evening's entertainment, and--while not as bad as That One Character*--the presentation of Arkin and Valerie Harper as Mexicans is the 2nd place achievement of the very much 'of it's time' stereotyping and casual hate speech (at one point, Arkin compares Caan to Archie Bunker).

*Whose role in the story is actually genuinely clever and surprising.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 July 2016 04:02 (nine years ago)

haven't seen Freebie

i'm just fine w/ casual hate speech properly used in comedy, cf Bad News Bears

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 July 2016 04:20 (nine years ago)

Voted Little Murders, more for his direction than his performance

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Friday, 8 July 2016 08:10 (nine years ago)

fwiw, the parts of F&tB that I'm objecting to (again, excerpted and potentially taken out of context) go well beyond hate speech.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 8 July 2016 14:56 (nine years ago)

Voting for his Yossarian in Catch-22

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

His bit in /Grosse Point Blank/ is a master class in worried underplaying.

I saw him with his family at a movie theater on the UWS once and it seemed to me that this his default mode of expression . Still very impressive how he gets it to come across on screen.

Voting for the one I have seen the most cast members of on the streets of New York.

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

probably not The Seven Percent Solution

(his Freud is a pip)

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)

fwiw, the parts of F&tB that I'm objecting to (again, excerpted and potentially taken out of context) go well beyond hate speech.

― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, July 8, 2016 9:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I know exactly what your referring to (I'm not getting specific because SPOILERS), and context doesn't really help re:that character, other than this was a film made in a less-enlightened time, and vicious caricatures of LBGT people were still acceptable in Hollywood films. I was just pointed out there was some lesser period ethnic nastiness in the film as well.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 July 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

probably not The Seven Percent Solution

(his Freud is a pip)


Nope. Takes place in another city in the US, on the other coast.

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)

haven't seen all of these but of the ones I have... probably Little Murders? Some of these are just terrible movies that he is nonetheless p good in.

Οὖτις, Friday, 8 July 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

i have no intention of seeing Little Miss Sunshine, ever, but i thought the poll needed more than 5 options

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 July 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)

Feel like LMS is overrated

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)

LMS is like an unfunny National Lampoon's Vacation.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 8 July 2016 18:43 (nine years ago)

my memory of Catch-22 is that it was a very flawed film with some bad choices in scripting, casting and direction, but Arkin was not to blame and delivered a good performance that kept the movie watchable, if sometimes exasperating.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)

In the same vein, my comment in the Little Miss Sunshine thread was:

I thought Arkin did wonders in making his badly-written character sort of humanlike, but that was an intellectual response, not an emotional one.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)

I remember liking "Freebie & the Bean" when I was, like, 14 back when 70s US movies like it were shown more or less every Sunday night on BBC2. Great cinematic education! Haven't seen it since.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:22 (nine years ago)

Was always intrigued by Simon, either that or confused by the fact that there was also an electronic memory game with the same name, but never saw it.

Also, has it been discussed yet whether Alan Arkin and Allan Arbus ever worked together?

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 01:55 (nine years ago)

I really like the movie of Catch-22. Much better than MASH imo (the other big anti-war movie that came out the same year

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Saturday, 9 July 2016 09:53 (nine years ago)

the old VHS cover of Simon used to scare me in the late '80s as much as the one for Ryan O'Neal's So Fine.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 July 2016 11:35 (nine years ago)

Lol

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)

Popi got turned into a television series starring Hector Elizondo, I think. Can't remember how long it lasted.

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)

Not quite an old school half season. A little bit more than the television version of Freebie and the Bean which he was also in.

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 13:03 (nine years ago)

This thread reminded me of the Popi series — I watched one or two episodes at the time but it was a bit over my 12-year-old head. Wiki says it lasted 11 episodes.
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pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Saturday, 9 July 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)

But he didn't only reprise Alan Arkin roles on television he also gave, since he didn't reenact his Obie award winning performance in Steambath, in the PBS version it was played by José Pérez, the "other" Latino actor of that time who lasted an entire season in the prison comedy On The Rocks. But Hector E. was all over the TV screen, memorably in a Popi-like role as a Puerto Rican janitor stuck in an elevator with his pregnant wife, Carroll O'Connor and Roscoe Lee Browne playing a businessman from Larchmont on All in the Family. Am curious about his performance as Captain Louis Renault in the prequel Casablanca (5 episodes)

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)

Ha, Steambath, or should I say Bruce Jay Friedman's Steambath was also made into a short-lived series (6 episodes) in 1983, again with José Pérez. But I am very surprised to see that the Adam Arkin single man in the city series Busting Loose survived a full season.

Most surprising and most relevant is Alan Arkin's co-writer's credit on "The Banana Boat Song."

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)

Which is disputed, this last

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 13:41 (nine years ago)

Is Mother Night a Kurt Vonnegut adaption? Ah yes, I see it is.

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 13:44 (nine years ago)

does Hector Elizondo still appear in every Garry Marshall film?

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 July 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

Looks like Alien, tastes like comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOj5wptt-BU

Any Given User (Eazy), Saturday, 9 July 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)

written and directed by '70s Woody collaborator Marshall Brickman; i'd like to see it!

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)

i'm shocked to discover the library has it.

some echoes of Sleeper

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

does Hector Elizondo still appear in every Garry Marshall film?

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, July 9, 2016 3:39 PM (25 minutes ago)

Huffpost says yes.

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)

Long Simon clip with Madeline Kahn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgB68DShwcM

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:13 (nine years ago)

Never heard of this film 'til today, but looks funny + Max Wright!

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)

That's actually most of Kahn's role! The female lead is actually Judy Graubart of "The Electric Company."

It's very much worth seeing, Arkin has many brilliant moments, esp the "evolution" miming. There's a 'rockist' disco punchline.

The think tank is hilariously typecast: Austin Pendleton, Wallace Shawn, Max Wright, William Finley etc.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 July 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

V curious

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 02:15 (nine years ago)

From what I saw of the think tank it was hilarious just looking at them.

Death of a Disco Mystic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 July 2016 02:17 (nine years ago)

Inspector Clouseau?

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2016 13:43 (nine years ago)

esp the "evolution" miming.

I think this was the poster art back in the day that caused:

the old VHS cover of Simon used to scare me in the late '80s as much as the one for Ryan O'Neal's So Fine.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, July 9, 2016 11:35 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 15:23 (nine years ago)

four months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:01 (eight years ago)

Long time..

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:32 (eight years ago)

Watched In-Laws recently, drunkenly. IIRC there's a long kinda cringey stretch with a ''wacky'' banana-republic dictator, and some dicey stuff with an Asian jet pilot, and the supporting cast are all barely-extant morons, but you pull out this movie cause you wanna see Falk and Arkin interacting and it does deliver on that. There are several genuine laugh-out-loud sequences. If Falk's Columbo schtick doesn't do it for you, don't go near it IMHO.

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:52 (eight years ago)

voted the in-laws w/o hesitation. i remember the local college movie theater used to screen that thing like every other semester, i found out years later a couple of the guys who started the dissolve were programming it at the time.

balls, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 02:31 (eight years ago)

Just realized that his delivery of "I'm the bombardier" in Catch-22 is echoed in the "I'm their father!" of Slums of Beverly Hills.

Release Radar Raheem (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 02:45 (eight years ago)

a long kinda cringey stretch with a ''wacky'' banana-republic dictator

translates as "brilliant"

btw google Senor Wences

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 07:16 (eight years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:01 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfFwLewgmc

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:37 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

I watched the Criterion In-Laws about a week ago, it still makes me laugh v often considering the scenes w/ Nancy Dussault and the daughter are pretty worthless.

There's a good interview with Arkin where he talks about believing he would be fired every day when he began at Second City, so he leaned on 4 characters that went over well. Also said In-Laws was the first film role where he relaxed and had fun, and that he idolized Spencer Tracy bcz he made being a good person look difficult. (AA hated playing heavies, which is why he didn't do more after menacing Audrey Hepburn.)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

I still think the stuff with the tinhorn dictator, and the James Hong scene in the airplane, range between unfunny and offensive... but there are some great scenes in that movie. Looks like I basically made this same post upthread so I'll add that the entire car chase sequence had us in stitches.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

There's also an interview with James Hong, who's 88, where he says he improvised most of the plane safety instructions scene.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

four years pass...

the old VHS cover of Simon used to scare me in the late '80s as much as the one for Ryan O'Neal's So Fine.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 July 2016 11:35 (five years ago)

Was wondering if this movie was ever mentioned here. This is the only time, I think, except for when it is quoted later within this same thread.

(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Razor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 January 2022 03:15 (three years ago)

I like how the poster choice for the Wikipedia entry is the Italian one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Fine_(film)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 January 2022 03:31 (three years ago)

I saw Simon on the big screen when I was 11, felt vaguely unnerved by it, and then rewatched it a couple of years ago. It's odd but not bad. What surprised me was seeing Judy Graubart of The Electric Company in it, which I see Dr Morbius already noted upthread.

Josefa, Monday, 3 January 2022 04:05 (three years ago)

Just watched him in PIG, altho really it could have been any debonair and authoritative older man, since it’s Cage’s film front-to-back.

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 3 January 2022 06:19 (three years ago)

I saw the man himself in a movie theater once with his family on the UWS. He was totally giving off the nervous brooding energy that the camera loves.

(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Razor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 January 2022 17:25 (three years ago)

Highly recommend watching Deadhead Miles and Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins in succession. He's amazing in them both. They are searchable by title on YT...

dell (del), Monday, 3 January 2022 22:06 (three years ago)

one year passes...

RIP.

Seek out Little Murders.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:44 (two years ago)

TIL that Tony Sirico was in So Fine.

Looking For Mr. Goodreads (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:58 (two years ago)

Joshua Then and Now (1985) should have been here. There is a an excellent extended CBC cut that you can find on YouTube

beamish13, Saturday, 1 July 2023 15:47 (two years ago)

Also, a very big WTF on no one voting for The Seven-Per-Cent Solution or Edward Scissorhands

beamish13, Saturday, 1 July 2023 15:47 (two years ago)

Just watched Little Murders this morning (it's on youtube), and I wish I liked it more. Arkin's acting bit was great, as was Donald Sutherland's, but the film's vibe kept me as a viewer at arm's length.

ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:34 (two years ago)

Little Murders works so brilliantly as both a play and a film. Jules Feiffer is a national treasure. An astoundingly brilliant mind.

Two, four, six, eight. Who do we assassinate?

beamish13, Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:46 (two years ago)

Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins should have made the poll. It would have received at least as many votes as Freebie and the Bean.

henry s, Saturday, 1 July 2023 17:30 (two years ago)

Rafferty is definitely a charmer, but I’m not sure I’d place it above Freebie. Richard Rush was a really interesting filmmaker. Very lucky to have seen him at a screening of Freebie, actually

beamish13, Saturday, 1 July 2023 17:51 (two years ago)


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