Who Will Clinton pick for VP?

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it's one of these for sure

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Tim Kaine	29
John Hinckenlooper	15
Cory Booker	9
Elizabeth Warren	6
Tom Vilsack	6

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

ivanka trump

― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:37 (nine years ago)

well, fuck, I set the date for a year from now instead of next week. thanks red wine, you are the best

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:39 (nine years ago)

is Hinckenlooper going to go by "Hinckie" or something

― best beloved trumppence (crüt), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)

'hinckley' has a nice ring to it

― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)

It's hickenlooper not hinkenlooper btw

― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)

booker seems like the easiest to cross off

― k3vin k., Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

can't say this has me at the edge of my seat tho tbh

― k3vin k., Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

i'd be surprised if she picked Booker or Warren, potentially throwing the senate to GOP control. Also I sincerely believe that Warren will do a greater public service as a senator for the next 14 years than as VP for the next 4-8, so my hope is that Clinton doesn't pick her.

― intheblanks, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:41 (nine years ago)

i want her to pick warren bc i think she has more appeal than the other candidates and could help HC beat trump

― Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)

i dont see warren swaying anyone who would be voting for trump unless i'm completely misreading the appeal of one or the other

― ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:50 (nine years ago)

it's not about that. it's about getting people to actually show up to vote.

― Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:51 (nine years ago)

yeah i get that, i'm just skeptical about how big the effect size is there

― ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:52 (nine years ago)

if Kaine is considered the 'safe pick' then that's probably what we'll see since this is already hillary's election to lose

― ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:57 (nine years ago)

hinckenlooper's absurd, dickensian name certainly isn't working in his favor

― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:27 (nine years ago)

could be worse, it could be vilsack

― intheblanks, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:28 (nine years ago)

i just mean name-wise, i know next to nothing about either of those guys

― intheblanks, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:29 (nine years ago)

I could see Gavin Newsome, maybe?

― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)

joanna newsom would be better

― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:39 (nine years ago)

Kissinger

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:57 (nine years ago)

Voted Morbz

― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 01:15 (nine years ago)

Juanita Broaddrick

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 18 July 2016 02:08 (nine years ago)

Kanye

― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 02:09 (nine years ago)

it's gonna be vilsack

― Mordy, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:28 (nine years ago)

al franken

― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Monday, 18 July 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

Betting long on Al Franken.

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:16 (nine years ago)

Mitt Romney. (Now imagine if.)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:28 (nine years ago)

Harambe

― salthigh, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:35 (nine years ago)

Four More Bidens

― Any Given User (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 04:39 (nine years ago)

It's Gotta Be Cheney!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7296/1363/400/cheney%20smilingaa.jpg

It's Cheney Time!

― qualx, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:04 (nine years ago)

Hickenlooper is a great name for an upper-Midwestern pro-wrestling, like Nick Bockwinkel:

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/545/900/0d8377ca29e26e0789a2af19ab0ff4c7_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75

― Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2016 06:08 (nine years ago)

what about the guy who's literal last name is "hickenbottom"

http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/5c0319a593hbk.jpg

― qualx, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:11 (nine years ago)

Oprah?

― Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Monday, 18 July 2016 06:17 (nine years ago)

she should tempt fate and pick gwyneth paltrow

― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:23 (nine years ago)

retired general (to shore up the base)

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)

we're talking about hickenlooper when there's a guy here named vile sack

― Best Beloved Trumppence (contenderizer), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)

Lickenpooper

― de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 July 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)

I voted for JCLC's red wine

― http://porno (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)

time for alec baldwin to shine

― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)

Lickenpooper

i can get behind this

― Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:01 (nine years ago)

Even with all the speculation about Warren a few weeks ago, I'm thinking rn Kaine has the inside track.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)

What happened to Sherrod Brown? Wouldn't he be a good choice?

― Iago Galdston, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)

possibly too principled

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)

James Stavridis

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/13/us/politics/james-stavridis-hillary-clinton-vice-president.html?_r=0

― rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)

ha ha morbs--but he sure jumped out of the gate quickly to endorse her--I was sure it meant he was in the running to provide some progressive bona fides

― Iago Galdston, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:27 (nine years ago)

Kaine, or someone not on this list

― Lee626, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

chris christie

― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

Is this guy a contender? because he sounds great
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/10/us/politics/as-xavier-becerra-stirs-crowds-hispanic-democrats-see-a-running-mate.html?_r=0

― akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

it's going to be a white man

― jim in vancouver, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)

What happened to Sherrod Brown? Wouldn't he be a good choice?

― Iago Galdston, Monday, July 18, 2016 2:16 PM (1 hour ago)

he's a senator in a state with a republican governor!

― k3vin k., Monday, 18 July 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

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Time Kaine

― based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)

apparently she'll announce the pick at my place of employment tomorrow

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)

If I Could Turn Back Tim

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)

can't believe Cher is going to be at Alfred's office

― mh, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)

If I Could Turn Back Tim

A+

― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)

clinton/kane 2016

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0a/c8/0e/0ac80edc10137ec842ad3515a9705f5a.jpg

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)

Clinton should pick Cher, who not only has military experience
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2zMbq7Xriks/UFCWwB46XhI/AAAAAAAACUc/Uxuwy7G3UaQ/s1600/Cher%2BTurn%2BBack%2BTime%2B%25281%2529.JPG
But is also of Native American extraction
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBEyWNLOIPtR4WDMviUFz6cDXAQREkHC1t6LPUmI5kPzuJIuLHeQ

Take that, Warren!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:35 (nine years ago)

clinton/kane 2016

http://www.bombedoutpunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bombed-out-punk-memoir-peter-alan-lloyd-1970s-1980s-punk-new-wave-bands-1980s-liverpool-bands-arthur-kane-new-york-dolls-mormon-david-johansen-reunion-gig-feud-4.jpg

― big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

voted kaine

― alphonse ginaloa (alomar lines), Monday, 25 July 2016 05:41 (nine years ago)

I guess we'll find out ilxors' prognostications on this burning issue in about a year.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

show yr work now

goddamn the Pence-Kaine VP debate will be a barnburner

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 14, 2016

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 July 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)

dough re mi

http://sunlightfoundation.com/blog/2016/08/03/following-the-money-behind-tim-kaine/

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)

John Grisham!

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)

still voting Hinckenlooper

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 4 August 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

strong choice

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)

be real: you just like the lickenpooper joke.

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)

eleven months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

Well...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

thanks red wine, you are the best

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:08 (eight years ago)

that red wine fucked all of us over

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

Parallel universe *voice echoes*... are you the destroyer?

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

potentially throwing the senate to GOP control

oh god

if Kaine is considered the 'safe pick' then that's probably what we'll see since this is already hillary's election to lose

god

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

there is no guarantee that clinton is going to "win anyway." what if everyone gets so bored of her they don't show up to vote?

― Treeship

come on treeship quit being so negative

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

voted Tim Kaine

― tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:36 (eight years ago)

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara) at 5:50 18 Jul 16

immortan joe: strong law-and-order track record, ex-military man, nuanced understanding of the dangers of climate change

admittedly his record on women's reproductive issues is spotty but nobody's perfect

― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:55 (eight years ago)

it's Hinckenlooper imo

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

lol missed the original date and had a split second of panic that HRC had already announced for 2020.

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 23 July 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

she would obv just go w/ Kaine. why mess up a good thing you know

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 23 July 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:15 (eight years ago)

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-10-at-2.02.19-PM.png

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:18 (eight years ago)

Lickenpooper

― flopson, Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cKfCbYR.jpg

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

gotta love sam wang. what was the bayesian pick for VP?

― k3vin k., Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

Fuck

― flappy bird, Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:43 (eight years ago)

yeah Governor Fuck was the early favorite on PEC

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:43 (eight years ago)

I'm really excited to see how this is going to turn out.

― leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)

The fact that ilxors could be voting in droves today might skew the results.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 July 2017 05:51 (eight years ago)

Fuck you KM, coffee all over my keyboard

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:30 (eight years ago)

km killin it lately

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)

red red wine you make me type wrong time

― brimstead, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

Me llamo teem cah een

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

haunted ILX

― Dancing on the Pylons, Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

Covfefe

― Mark G, Sunday, 23 July 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

The Dress

― flappy bird, Sunday, 23 July 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

so weird to see these results, now that we know she chose hinckenlooper

― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 July 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

alright now i finally know who i'm voting for

― qualx, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

Tom was Vilsacked.

― leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

is it too late to vote in this poll

― it me, Monday, 24 July 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

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