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How U Eat Jellybeans

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OptionVotes
One at a time trying to avoid the gross ones and/or improvise a sequence so that like follows like 12
Don't 10
In multiple, but only same or similar flavors together 9
In multiple, let God sort 'em out 8
One at a time with no thought to flavor sequence 7
Only buy one flavor at a time 0


― El Tomboto, Saturday, 30 July 2016 21:42 (ten years ago)

one at a time with no thought to flavor sequence. I'm not enough of a gourmand to sequence correctly or group complementary flavors, but I know it's dangerous to just chomp a random bunch all at once.

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 30 July 2016 22:13 (ten years ago)

but I do love me some jelly beans

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 30 July 2016 22:13 (ten years ago)

2 at a time avoiding only the worst flavor combos

― ciderpress, Saturday, 30 July 2016 22:58 (ten years ago)

Agreed, 2-3 at a time, aiming for a proper synthesis

― Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Saturday, 30 July 2016 23:02 (ten years ago)

remember when jelly belly came out and people were like oooo recipes for ones to eat together
sounded amazing

― kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 23:02 (ten years ago)

LIDL does a nice cheap bag of jellybeans which I've tended to take to the cinema with me on recent trips. So just been munching through them without being able to see varieties.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 30 July 2016 23:17 (ten years ago)

actually my sequence tends to emphasize contrast rather than like following like. too much alike is why-bother territory

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 31 July 2016 02:29 (ten years ago)

random handfuls, let god sort em out

but sometimes just the black or red ones

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 July 2016 06:08 (ten years ago)

I'm colourblind so trying to figure out which jellybean is which is a roulette of taste sensations.

There is a brand which Poundland do in a white bag which are incredible, right now I'm getting through a bag every two days.

― boxedjoy, Sunday, 31 July 2016 07:42 (ten years ago)

this is also a good thread for sharing preferred jellybean brands I guess

I was surprised at how good the Trader Joe's jelly belly knockoffs are. Edge over the standard Jelly Belly variety bag because there's no disgusting peanut butter or buttered popcorn
http://traderjoes.com/fearless-flyer/article/2480

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 July 2016 20:19 (ten years ago)

Skittles are not jellybeans, but I find that techniques tend to carry over from one to the other.

― El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 16:49 (ten years ago)

usually random combinations of the fruity ones, the licorice as a palate-cleanser, then the white ones (whatever they are) for the grand finale.

― how's life, Friday, 5 August 2016 17:03 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:01 (ten years ago)

This is the first conversation i ever had with herself

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:05 (ten years ago)

Technique is much too complicated to explain here.

― Jeff, Sunday, 7 August 2016 01:15 (ten years ago)

generally 4 or 5 at a time and let god sort them out

struggle to find good beans that aren't super-priced Jelly Belly variety over here, gonna check out the tips on this thread

― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2016 07:57 (ten years ago)

Lidl mceneaneys brand def

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 August 2016 07:59 (ten years ago)

well that'll get me out the house today

― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2016 08:07 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 8 August 2016 00:01 (ten years ago)

*strokes beard thoughtfully*

― El Tomboto, Monday, 8 August 2016 00:11 (ten years ago)

I'm just going to buy one flavor at a time from now on. Unexplored territory.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 8 August 2016 00:11 (ten years ago)

eight months pass...

btw "one flavor at a time" fails miserably in my new neighborhood, the grocers around here don't seem to want to let you have that option. disappointing for multiple reasons, the main one being that my occasional jones for licorice jelly bellies just goes completely unanswered

the sour patch kids jellybeans that they make for easter aren't terrible but they all taste alike so it's just three at a time of whatever

― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:59 (nine years ago)


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