"Eat like a man"

A particularly loathsome phrase. Apparently means avoiding vegetables and salad, instead opting for meat and comfort food.

*brings infant to bar*

hmm

Likewise, "man food".

I've never heard this until this thread.

Like a 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche' thing?

i ate like a man this spring, it was great

so mannish

i must have eaten, like, a whole man

http://www.dairyfoods.com/ext/resources/Food-Photos/Cultured_Dairy/2015/Man-Dip-group-shot-900.jpg

Inasmuch as I subscribe to the virtue of "manly" things at all, which is very little, eating seems like one of the least impressive ways of displaying manliness.

salads are for women!!

every once in a while a user-submitted recipe will make it to the imgur frontpage, and they're all written in the same FUCK YEAH COOKING voice because otherwise they'd get downvoted into oblivion with shouts of "what is this pinterest shit?" so you end up with otherwise normal recipes with stuff like "drop the tenders into the bag with the panko mix and shake the fuck out of that shit to get that even distribution"

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Cracker Cake. It's the shit I do like. Completely 'professional' recipe

Non-pussy, Spicy As Fuck General Tso's Recipie

Grilled Fluffatella sandwich recipe

Bacon Fucking Sushi!

lmao

Prep Your Chicken!
Marinade the chicken!

1 lb. Chicken, brutally sliced into 1 inch cubes
1 tsp. Baking soda
¼ tsp. Black pepper
2 tsp. Shaoxing wine

BATTER AND DEEP FRY THAT SHIT!
For the Batter
1 egg
¼ cup Corn starch

SMOTHER MOTHER'S CARCASS WITH EMBRYONIC FLUID OF UNBORN CHILD - MIX IT!

Have literally never heard this combination of words in this order

Can't let that stop people creating memes with which to disagree

grilling is so man. fire, meat. maybe bbq sauce, idk.

Eat, like, a man

eat like a martinez

barbecuing meat, will be consuming in a masculine manner shortly

assuming global tetrahedron's posts are satire but the last two things on ilx i assumed were satire were 1) trump asking black voters "what have you got to lose" and 2) the band cabbage, so going for the hat trick here

It's really unbecoming of a chef to "brutally slice" anything

;earn some finesse, berserker

real men feel insecure around quiche and don't exist outside of america

keep reading thread title as "fat like a man"

Can't let that stop people creating memes with which to disagree

It isn't made-up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPcBwmCtiM

None of our worst fears are made-up.

Throw a couple fat steaks on the flame, shotgun an IPA and reflux a little of that shit back up, right onto the steaks.

And here's how to cook a fucking steak: https://theawl.com/how-to-cook-a-fucking-steak-c6bdfb6dd5ac#.d7hdoru4m

Had no idea Fuck Yeah Cooking voice was a thing, and of course it's a thing.

Eat like a man and you'll be fat like a man in no time at all

assuming global tetrahedron's posts are satire but the last two things on ilx i assumed were satire were 1) trump asking black voters "what have you got to lose" and 2) the band cabbage, so going for the hat trick here
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Sunday, August 21, 2016 5:50 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

copy/pasted from the imgur links

counterpoint: eat like a man is good

good thing to eat like

I'm, like, so hungry I could eat, like, a man

i ate a man and i liked it

lesser known katy perry hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FP8SJBsl0A

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/70/e2/c7/70e2c751683ddef209bc5d8d30202c7e.jpg

delta bluesman sloppy joe puffs

"A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal."

yeah!!

in this img macro we see the words EAT LIKE A MAN printed in large block letters near the top of the piece, with the word MAN having been crossed out and replaced with an (all lower case) 'minion'. this act of graffito appears to have been done by a one-eyed minion wearing ostentatious chef's whites. he (it?) is holding a can of BEARDED IPA and plate of what looks like some kind of pork sandwich, slathered in 'motherdamning' red sauce. the chef/minion's message continues at the bottom of the macro (right-justified to create a kind of authorial break with the earlier text) 'sawse like a bawse. also the holocene extinction is good'.