Total Toilet Duck

Romania and maybe Brazil got missed out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-DXPE1AOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB1WIbcycvE

some might argue the duck is a little low in the mix but i like his Lil' Jon YEAAAHH role here anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL5yoIPnU6k

always like the British to ignore the French

Couldn't find that one I swear.

Currently favouring the dreamy harmonies at the start of Brazil tbh.

Torn between Portugal for the way the language sounds alongside the duck noises, and Australia, for 'bye bye germs' and the fact it sounds like Belle And Sebastian

Is germs a racial slur or something

Has to be Australia. Noteworthy that the duck has an American accent in all the English-speaking countries. I like when the glowing orb that sticks to the toilet is a different colour.

these all seem to be pitched slightly differently, wonder if there's a reason for that

thread of the year

leaning towards croatia, guy has the most flair + doubling up works v well, but the big finish definitely sounds best in slovenian

american version also v good but the tagline sounds terrible with so few syllables

question: why do some countries have green sticky toilet tabs and some have blue?

observation: in two or three of the languages - including the Brazilian-Portuguese one, it sounds like they sing about "faeces" at some point

that's a very committed vocal from Australia

Portugal sounds a bit like a Culturcide version now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrTWFuEsNn4

Bosnia & Herzegovina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UNDrxlBt4

bosnia&herzegovina is the same as croatia!

they had their own Youtube account

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excited

excellent thread. gotta be one of the ones w the harmonies at the beginning, so either australia or maybe-brazil. voted maybe-brazil for "ciao germas!" and for the handful of bonus frames showing the mario 3 powerup actually exiting its dispenser instead of already being in the bowl on the cut.

sub-poll: blue v green

examining the banner i see i mean "tchau germes", sry, but principle's the same

looking forward to this cracking the 77 this year, don't let me down ilm

I voted Croatia without listening to any of them because if a certifiable banger about toilet cleaner is going to come from anywhere it's probably the Balkans. Portugal vying with Brazil for second.

Australia is terrible at music so probably not them.

why do some countries persist with the Duck name rather than use the indigenous word for duck? Why not Kaczka in Polish, Rață in Romanian etc?

I voted Croatia without listening to any of them

Matt you are only cheating yourself. I've had this in my head all morning and I feel magnificent. Total toilet.

omg how have i only just realised it's Pato in Spanish?

surer than ever that Brazil rules this

i watched half of these the other day and couldn't choose

btw it's pato in portuguese as well

that's weird that in romanian they downgraded ducks to rat status

xxp because you don't watch enough Pocoyo

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14067739_10153865002197671_1226113160667156445_o.jpg

no option for "all at once"?

zaireeka option

always an option in my world

multi-window Youtube mixing is classic

this thread is a...

lame duck...

(sorry someone had to say this joke)

so am I

I was hoping Tuomas would bring some WC-Ankka action (I can't find a Finnish one on youtube alas)

prob Brazilian although the German logo is pleasing

http://i.nextmedia.com.au/News/apcnewsyour-vote-counts-thumb_mainImage1.jpg1.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZJvcVB46Cs

omg

this seems like a thread i would've made
voted spain

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2016-01-28-1454006640-5687809-donaldtrumpduck1.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVU1iB2cXmM

is this mondeo pop

voted Brazil, but if it came down to 'favorite word for duck in [x] language', I would go for the Croatian 'patka', no question

I like the synth swoop in Brazil, but I think Portugal wins it for me because it has the least "smooth" sounding vocals. Also LOL @ Pato. The Johnson family company tag line is pretty good, though not the best, which I would award to Germany because it sounds like a totally disjunctive fake computer voice juxtaposed with the "realness" of the singer.

this is the difference between me as pie-eyed poptimist and you as avant-gardist

could draw an interesting spectrum across the world of Total Toilet Protection between mainstream and more disruptive iterations

Portugal sounds a bit like a Culturcide version now

― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 12:08 (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but we can both LOL @ Pato

Pato is for the children

Idk about Culturcide, to me Culturcide's hallmark is vocals that are comically louder than the background music. It's more like Portugal sounds like Paul Weller and the others vary between Belle & Sebastian and Bobby Brown type smoothness

it had that kind of "taped over the backing track" vibe when i was listening last weekend

One could say that Portugal is the most "angular"

"the true punk and post-punk aficionado would vote for Portugal"

is Portugal top of the Acclaimed Music of 2016 ratings?

it does have a certain faux-naif charm, and then the tagline voice at the end sounds kind of exaggeratedly camp

I would write in the Portuguese Toilet Duck commercial for all Acclaimed Music polls.

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is this mondeo pop

― goole, Friday, 2 September 2016 20:07 Bookmark

✅

Mon dieu pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mblqbORRmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMqxyse1poE

6hr meeting with Creative about why the duck needs a plane.

How does my toilet get so clean?
It's easy: Duck's on my team.
Duck's curved neck can get under
the rim and fight germs right where they live,
while Duck's fresh discs fight all day long.
It's total toilet protection.
'bye, germs. 'bye, worries.

Nobel Prize material right there

is this some football chant yet?

someone uploaded the Polish one but the audio is backwards

help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq7aGA48XtU

best version yet imo

Still so fascinated by the Australian decision to re-record the whole tune and sing the closing line on a different beat etc.

I am sick and stressed and sleeping poorly and the little harmonica answering riff after "it's easy - Duck's on my team" is going to make me cry for its great beauty and tenderness

REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIX

https://soundcloud.com/noodle-vague/duck-you-sucka

Is that all of them on top of each other & then granulated? Tell us about how you got here. Or really, about how you got US here.

we should all do remixes of Total Toilet Protection and make a comp

Still so fascinated by the Australian decision to re-record the whole tune and sing the closing line on a different beat etc.

otm, that ending changes up the vibe

like the antipodean music guy for SCJ got the "package" and he goes home and listens to it in his car, at home at night on headphones, and his wife and kids are like, dad, what's the matter? and he gets in on Monday - we're all still at brunch up here - and he's like NO. IT'S BYE GERMS; BYE WORRIES. CARLA, GET ME REGGIE.

"Duck You Sucka!" is the full Australian version run thru Paulstretch with a few tweaks to the pitchbend and binaural beats settings

"Metalganser" uses a field recording of a Goosander and a shorter Paulstretch of the Australian advert with more extreme tweaking, mixed thru Audacity with a few extra effects mainly on the duck calls.

more to come until i get bored, i've been gathering the source tracks for as many of the different versions of the advert as i can find.

Thanks to NV I've been debating doing a "Bee Movie but every time they say bee it speeds up" treatment on this advert. I'm quietly obsessed, though clearly not as obsessed as NV himself.

I can only apologise:

https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/patka

quality duckage

we should all do remixes of Total Toilet Protection and make a comp

― sarahell, Sunday, 12 February 2017 00:08 Bookmark

shari's is in komdukt total, nv's in plop ambient 2017

https://soundcloud.com/darkwave-duck

dj martian not getting the hang of it alas

I'm kind of tempted to try to turn the Brazilian one into something like an MC Bin Laden track.

pic.twitter.com/lLwEUlYcDF

— Kia‏☆ (@alt_kia) January 31, 2019

God bless the Dutch

Toi-let duck
Doo doo doo doo doo doo

om

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_K4zGK4Iwc

someone made a megamix

Imagine not wanting to stay in the EU after hearing this.

:D Perfect.

Some background information on "Character Development": https://www.robboswan.com/scj-duck-character-development

I love that.

https://previews.dropbox.com/p/thumb/AAvRQrunJj6btrQsqRyWOjV7NdT7KnzI-d9NmCYVoCp7TAnNMMHDlCMS659nMKrFkMsmMIqkNxI8lPpiNggJdi3c9lLJ9CH8ETurZRVzSBa-6hdQ8CFCimybG2USGdXvqfXT8tdTQpG3LEAE98es0XsROzRU_qbPFySK-cQe7ygZxF66-XcSutY29y8fu4wHzyfTyzg0H-E9LTi891I3sZvW7AeX3sGGioPERVKOm1b-TgJWqcr4BXMN3ZHT7jbDP5c-ls7bZyh96WBfFCcfWJINvIRPfijI6Y4auTeswsDCoyRJHBGTfC-ncRkYSzhesSzQ9BqLzc9TTCCWmco7IIf8/p.png

Surely only a matter of time before we get the Toilet Duck Cinematic Universe

we should all do remixes of Total Toilet Protection and make a comp

How the fuck does my toilet get so clean?
That shit’s easy: Duck's on my team.
Duck's curved-ass neck can get under
the rim and fight bitch-ass germs right where they live
while Duck's fresh discs fuck shit up all day long.
It's hella toilet protection.
Suck my dick, germs. Suck my dick, worries.

beautiful

Israel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N99QyCb_wyY

do the song you cowards