Politically Correct Song Titles

I love this single by the PC Police

Every smaller than average thing he/she does can not yet be explained by conventional science

One Who Both Commits Murder And Plays Guitar Frenziedly - Subjugate A People While Soaked In Blood (Also, The Blood Is Pouring From The Sky For Non-Religious Reasons)

Woman is the African-American of the World (And That's OK)

Metabollically Challenged Man in a Bathtub - Little Feat
Differently-Abled Inside - John Lennon
Rock and Roll African-American - Patti Smith
East Asian Woman - Iggy Pop/David Bowie
Placed in a Mental Health Care Facility for Observation - Social Distortion

Up On Physically Disabled Creek - The Band
Civil Disobedience in the UK - The Sex Pistols
Fornicate Tha Police - NWA
Native American Reservation - Paul Revere and the Raiders

Unremarkable but Perfectly Normal Brew
Born Under an Unfortunate Designated Constellation
Caucasian Room

Unsighted - Tim Buckley
Mentally-Challenged Girl - The Rolling Stones
Have a Simultaneous Orgasm - The Beatles

a difficult, pain-in-the-neck situation (aka, the female dog blues), the stones
a mean, nasty, no-good male (aka, the illegitimate son blues), ian hunter

I Got My Male Reproductive Organ in My Pocket - Iggy and the Stooges

Light-Skinned Man of European Descent - Queen (or, if you prefer, Male With a Preference for Same-Sex Romantic Relationships)

Amply Posteriored Young Ladies - Female Royalty

Garbage - Cognitively-impaired young person