no way twitter

Al Jazeera English ‏@AJEnglish 10m10 minutes ago
Larry Beinhart, novelist best known for Wag the Dog, on how to understand the Trump phenomenon.

every first tweet of a Heer Jeet threaded tweetstorm

Anything regarding politics journalism or pop culture tbqh

i am still a jeet stan but this is like it's from a _txt account

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/776984674425987073

1. I want to talk about why Canadian fiction has so many stories about people having sex with animals & vegetables.

Lol yeah that one was horrific. I like him, too, tbh, but he is the pvmic-iest (and knows it, and hams it up)

😎

Sunny D

I didn’t know about these fast food brands tweeting like teens bc i don’t usually go on twitter. Horrific trend.

At the end of the day, consumers are people. And people crave authenticity. It's what they look for in their relationships, their entertainment, and, yes, their brands. Which is why the orange juice account pretends to have depression now, and everyone likes it, and it's good. pic.twitter.com/9fNOLZPY1z

— Brands Saying Bae (@BrandsSayingBae) February 4, 2019

https://www.eater.com/2018/9/27/17907508/steak-umm-twitter-exploits-millennial-angst-to-sell-sliced-steak

wtf

watched the hbomberguy video on this trend last night. it's mostly sad tbh

I read that Steak-umms article and started singing a-ha's "Steak On Me" to myself

lol at all the replies to the steak-umm's social media manager saying that it's the eater journo who doesn't get it and that it's good to spend your days doing 'subversive' social media stuff for reconstituted meat products, actually

“Could it be that the person at the helm of Steak-umm’s social media accounts is a sad millennial, or is this merely a tactic to sell more steak and swag? Definitely the latter”

Sad millennial here @Eater https://t.co/eqHDob8vhf

— Nathan Allebach (@nathanallebach) September 27, 2018

yeah the whole thing is just so cringe and I don’t even know who it’s pandering to. Like... almost ALL social media managers are millennials... and almost ALL millennials know that... so what is the point of any of this

— Nathan Allebach (@nathanallebach) September 27, 2018

way to miss the point, dipshit

I don’t even know who it’s pandering to.

Maybe it was just trying to describe something rather than pander to someone.

wait wait are ye fuckin ...defending this shit.....

No. I’m defending the article about it.

The guy who runs the steak ums account said he didn’t “get” the article because he didn’t know who it was pandering to. That seems to be his only framework for interpreting something

emulsified meat product

I wonder what snack company paid Brands Saying Bae to take a 2.5 year hiatus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4PN8c9XwAArXbC?format=png&name=360x360

here is why Rosa Parks is trending on the famous website twitter dot com

jesus fucking

yeah i can't for a few days