Your friend licks the ice cream cone you're eating without asking

write-in vote for "stab former friend in the eye with an ice cream cone"

it's not even the germ issue that irritates me; it's the presumption that they can just take what I have without even asking

If they asked, I'd be okay with it unless they have Shane MacGowan teeth or a halitosis problem. It's the doing it without permission part that would piss me off. (xp)

yeah this is not cool with ice cream, i don't care if someone takes a few chips or whatever, but from something that's a single unit, no

Could said friend possibly be a dog? If so this has happened to me and I let him eat all the ice cream.

it's not even the germ issue that irritates me; it's the presumption that they can just take what I have without even asking

otm

also this has never happened to me

Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your ice cream.

If said friend is a dog, fine, and the ice cream is now theirs. If said friend is a human, throat punch.

I love ILX is now that Reddit arena where betas talk about all the violence they can't wait to enact if someone would please please pretty please invade their space in a remotely justifiable way

I bet if a woman slapped you it would be OK to respond by beat her senseless, right guys

what if instead of "licking your ice cream," it was a "mentally handicapped guy kicking your child"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOeVQzOtN70

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proportionality_(law)

can we use 'dorks' rather than 'betas' pls whiney

who the hell would even do this

this happened to me like 20 years ago but for some reason i just remembered it today so apparently it was still bugging me

what if instead of "licking your ice cream," it was a "mentally handicapped guy kicking your child"?

just say RETARDED, you know you want to

http://previews.123rf.com/images/damedeeso/damedeeso1301/damedeeso130100028/17610554-dog-licking-with-ice-cream-and-lolly-Stock-Photo.jpg

thread is heatin' up

you sure it's not "your friend 'sucks on' the ice cream cone"?

or, rather, "sucks on some of" it

my takeaway from this is that Whiney is the type of person who would lick someone else's ice cream cone without asking

you SAY she just a friend

lol

I bet if a woman slapped you it would be OK to respond by beat her senseless, right guys

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:00 PM

yr right, being annoyed by rude invasions of personal space is just one step on the road toward violent misogyny

Wait is whiney using beta ironically it seems likely but in context it's not a great fit I give this whineyvention 3/10

it's not the same as taking a fry cos yo their mouth is on your cone

Wait is whiney using beta ironically it seems likely but in context it's not a great fit I give this whineyvention 3/10

Has he ever posted anything non-ironic on ILX? Ever?

He posted a link to Hipster Puppies when he was promoting it, I don't think that was ironic.

what if they just grab a pinch of the ice cream with their fingers as if it were a french fry

Is my hypothetical friend hot?

Yeah yeah posts that summarise etc

I think it's OK to eat a hot dog with someone Lady and the Tramp style. I'm not sure about just licking someone else's ice cream cone, unless you're dating, but then you'd have rub the ice cream on their nose while laughing and walking arm-in-arm in a city somewhere in the early 90s.

http://akphoto3.ask.fm/406/167/736/70003007-1r0e7r7-450iril1dg2hcrf/original/0002r0b0.jpg

this is unacceptable obv unless your friend is a manic pixie dream boy/girl and you laugh it off and dab their nose as mentioned upthread, maybe "walking on sunshine" is playing in the background

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lol joek's on u i don't have any friends

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lickers have their floor

truly didn't know what results to expect here

its really ok

fuckin lickers man