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― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus tha child molester!

(anyone who googles this is SICK)

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you see they found Jesus's brother. Ha ha in your face perpetual virginity.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Page One is even better, cause it shows the football kid tackling Jesus!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Photoshop is going to come in so handy with these beauts.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus - C/D??

Search/Destroy: Sons of God

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

My favourite is the Jesus with a small child, just prior to being handcuffed and led away by the friendly policeman. Having said that, Jesus on skis is pretty bloody good.

I have a kewl holographic picture of the Blessed Virgin herself with red LEDs so that when switched on flames shoot out of her heart. Oh yes. Can't really have it in current house due to vaguely Christian flatmates who despite their mentalist leanings I quite like and thus don't want to offend.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus is so gay!

― 53@n, Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

20 Percent of Area Man's Income Spent Ironically:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3835/area_mans_income.html

― Ernest P., Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Its good because the peopl e who make these probably think they are very nice religious items but in reality they are ridiculous blasphemes against the holy hippy himself. Whats next, the Jesus rifle?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 24 October 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

The Jesus rifle would be particularly funny since it seems that - at least around here - being a conservative Christian = being anti- gun control.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Page One is even better, cause it shows the football kid tackling Jesus!

Surely Jesus would be in goal.

― Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 24 October 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ!

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 October 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

We need statues of Jesus doing skateboard tricks.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 October 2002 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

jesus is moments away from getting righteously pissed-off when that kid on the bike rides over his big toe

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 24 October 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 October 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus saves...He forwards it to Gretsky!...he shoots! he SCOOOOOOOOOORES!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 October 2002 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, it's Chicago! Ashland and Berwyn!

The funniest to me is the Jesus basketball one, cause it is so totally unfair.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 24 October 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, you guys think you are raw?

http://divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 25 October 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ewww, it's like the Exorcist.

Anyway, the best one is the martial arts Jesus statue.
He is there with them as they clear thier thoughts and focus on thier ki, remembering the teachings of Buddha.

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 25 October 2002 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

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