50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"

what is wrong with this dude

oh hey, thanks for setting this up - i was just about to make a poll myself!

gotta go for 'that's a hot frisbee of fun', which i assume/hope makes more sense in the context of the show but is totally batshit in isolation

i'm reading this in the order presented in an anthony keidis voice in my head and it is the best

these three in a row just gave me a horrific image

This is kind of like licking the volcano in Flavortown
I just want to smear this all over me
That's dreamy and creamy

there's a lot going on in flavortown

finding it hard to pick between

Those are the culinary buoys in the shipyard of Flavortown

or

I don't know if its the philharmonic or its metallica but that right there jams

xxp hahaha

Apparently this soundboard isn't working on Chrome, or maybe it's just something on my end.

grandma's blanket next to a fire would taste bad imo

Those are so good they're like buoys in a shipyard

'i feel like i'm taking a bite of the mona lisa right now' is genuinely mind-bending

I voted for "Dude, I'm ready to bury my face nose-deep in these buns and get beefed big time"

This is a flavor temple

Came to vote for the bouys in the shipyard, but

"The flavor jets just turned on. They're trying to shut down that flavor fire I've got in my mouth" instantly gave me visions of some sort of sci-fi disaster movie.

i don't think i can handle this much linguistic innovation

I am staggered that there have been 260 episodes of this show

That's captial T tender buddy

Tinder?

going for "this would be good out of a shoe"

I feel like the 'buoys' line depends on whether or not he pronounces it 'boo-ee'.

Possibly just a typo

I mean does that even make sense? Arent buoys usually outside the shipyard?

state bird

how has j0rdan s. not given his opinion on this matter yet

how does flavortown have a state bird?

all cities have a state bird. they share it with the rest of their state. in this case, flavortown tastyssippi

"The flavor jets just turned on. They're trying to shut down that flavor fire I've got in my mouth" instantly gave me visions of some sort of sci-fi disaster movie.

http://sensesofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fahrenheit_451.jpg

That would be good out of a shoe

guessing slippers/champagne not involved here

Those are the culinary buoys in the shipyard of Flavortown

aren't buoys like floating in water somewhere? Dude should've send this one back to the content shop

id eat that off a flipflop

Does he rehearse / remember this shit before each episode? Or does it just get excreted spontaneously?

Depends on what he eats and if it agrees with him.

it's a form of tourettes iirc

his dad is Gene Shalit, right

Voted shoe

"Talk about the meanie panini"

This does not, on first impression, seem like an endorsement; right now I'm assuming Guy got bullied by a sandwich.

Ouvic, I'm amazed you typed out all those options. It'd be great to have some of these memorized.

feel free to deploy them at various Xmas celebrations

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falafellistic sounds like he's grimly resigned about the situation in the middle east. not the kind of blustering optimism we've come to expect from Guy.

The buoys in Flavortown
The buoys in Flavortown

falafellisticsyllabicsesquedalymistic is my favourite track on hot buttered soul

I don't know how I failed to enter this cathedral of greatness before now.

there's a lot going on in flavortown

― mookieproof, Monday, November 28, 2016 3:40 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So much so that I'm getting visions of a second career for Fieri:

"Well, that's the news from Flavortown, where all the women are slimmity-slammin', all the men are my brothers from another mother, and all the children chug donkey sauce and weigh 300 pounds."

forget it guy, it's flavortown

https://twitter.com/cool_as_heck/status/795339333859299328

"Here is a video of Guy Fieri saying "flavortown" 1,073,741,824 times"

still not enough times tbh

"It's like talking in the middle of an opera. Can't you hear it singing?"

...what?

that sounds like more of a put-down of something like, idk, lox spread on a hamburger

OTOH, talking in the middle of an opera probably seems like a complimentary gesture to Guy Fieri. He stands up, points at a singer, looks back at the audience and says, "Aw, man! Can't you hear it singing? That's the bomb dot com, Braseph!" And then he does the Arsenio Hall fist pump & woofing thing before doing a bump off of the top bun of a freely-dripping bacon and egg gyros burger.

voted volcano

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quite the spread

The "kind of" adds a lot to volcano. Makes it sound like he's speaking literally.

Did we find out who Buford was

there's only one buford in my world

http://cdn1us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/article_width/public/6/28//walkingtall1a.jpg?itok=8wSox1Zo

buoys is so good, and i think i voted for it because it is the best, but i do now wish i had voted for flavor jets OR metallica/jams because those are far better than tied-for-second-last

https://www.checkers.com/files/events/2016-e8-bbq-buford/20161488_bbq_bacon_bigbufordspecial_hires_final.jpg

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fa2%2F87%2F00%2Fa2870010129304ff559fa74f91bad7b1.jpg&f=1

Anderson, Buford, Wakeman and Fieri

https://twitter.com/mekosoff/status/835496519050612737?s=09

Sausage Airlines

His tombstone will probably say "Overdosed on flavor"

That's brilliant. Guy is such a genius

I know we clown this guy, and deservedly so to a degree, but this seems like a classy move

Guy Fieri Is Feeding Wildfire Evacuees Hundreds of Meals in Northern California

he did that last year too

Yes but who's starting these wildfires in the first place? guy's name is fieri after all

his name is an anagram for "i fire guy"

he fire guy, you guys

guy fieri is cool

https://www.thekitchn.com/guy-fieri-carr-fires-food-beast-interview-262472

"It's sad to see a tragedy like that happen, but it's beautiful to see what a great country we come from and how much our neighbors and community members step up," Fieri says in the interview, which covered his new fried chicken tenders concept, Chicken Guy!, his legacy with the Food Network, and more.

That paragraph is a wild ride.

Was at a deli and heard someone exclaim in a slightly gravelly voice to the sandwich makers "hey bro that sandwich was off the hook!" and I spun my head 'round to get a look at Guy but alas it was not him :(

https://catapult.co/stories/love-peace-and-taco-grease-how-i-left-my-abusive-husband-and-found-guy-fieri-by-rax-king?fbclid=IwAR07qj4AH8Fmzrwg3yl5-V8shGWwgENjtCBvlEKDKBhc11jKqEgJNGn8Isg