Thread of missing Frederik B.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gM_taS4t4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtvgfGcIDMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNVjI9bJIk

I might not be doing this right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz74yTVRdLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PR97E_O1E

all this cyber bullying is unseemly and beneath ILX

I do think it was lame he was chased off solely for the crime of humorlessness

smacks of ritual hazing behavior

Nah people were actually mad at him.

what was people's beef with this guy again

i'm just kidding, i think 1) fred b sux 2) the cyber bullying is amusing and 3) it's par for the ILX course

lol

guy has Geir/Tuom-level obliviousness, he walked right into it

lol

a lone ilxor taking the bait is classic ilx

kinda just sounds like you have a problem with Nordic posters flopson

danesplain one of my top 5 words of 2016

watched this in his honor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keeper_of_Lost_Causes

http://67.media.tumblr.com/a052861d6e986d39980b612c871faeb6/tumblr_n39fii6AYI1qarcjno2_1280.png

I don't generally have a problem with Fred but the last post I read of his was very 'come at me bro' so I can't say I'm surprised by this turn of events.

i'm just kidding, i think 1) fred b sux 2) the cyber bullying is amusing and 3) it's par for the ILX course

― the late great, Tuesday, December 6, 2016 4:19 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is how i felt too. he's not all bad but having this clueless dude from denmark prescriptively explain complex shit about politics and race in the US was ... not good

rip big man, heaven needed a woke dane

having this clueless dude from denmark prescriptively explain complex shit about politics and race in the US was ... not good

but but he went to UCSD for a year!

him being banned is the first good news of 2016

he had an undeniable ability to read whatever was bad in american political or social news and instantly spin it into a somewhat condescending couple of paragraphs about his perspective and how we're doing it wrong

i'm not sure if we ever did anything right, but god needed a dane so it's yet to be seen

i wonder if i was 51, i saw something today that pissed me off and i dropped the rare will m. fp. not gonna feel bad or good about it, but it feels weird

you were part of a firing squad where not all the guns had live ammo - you pulled the trigger but you'll never know if yours was the fatal shot

Oh, I've been shaking my head for a while at this. You realize this is absolute bullshit, right, Adam? And you realize the reason for this, right? That a memo from april 2015 doesn't prove anything about autumn 2015, right? You do get how time works, right? You're not to dumb to get how time works, right?

― Frederik B, Friday, November 11, 2016 5:34 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sad thing about him being banned is i never got to learn how time works

having this clueless dude from denmark prescriptively explain complex shit about politics and race in the US was ... not good

It was very funny though, more as a concept than as a living presence, but still

v glad this dude's gone, trying to interact w/ him was bizarre because he'd turn nasty at the slightest pretext and start screaming "fuck you" and "liar" and it kinda felt pointless to do anything but walk away from an argument you didn't realize you'd started

http://www.crisismagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hamlet-Sir-Laurence-Olivier.jpg

Oh yeah how did no one say goodnight sweet prince yet

http://67.media.tumblr.com/05c7d20a32116cd1117a0f0ec314ae6a/tumblr_nisjhh6IHy1sym5yvo1_500.jpg

see that is actually it, jd otm

i know im the flag posterchild for this one and have been accused- admittedly only by fredbanned- of heinous behaviour but the dude just couldnt be told. any disagreement with him turned into a fuck you, and any reaction to the fuck you turned him into a whining mess.

i hope he returns but i hope he returns less of a shithead, basically

if I were Fred I would start a new account w/ a fake American name like 'Houston John' or something and just see if I could pass

if I were Fred I would start a new account w/ a fake American name like 'Houston John' or something and just see if I could pass

I am sure he will take some key learnings from his experiences in ilxor dot com and achieve his dream of becoming a top film critic.

Like Calum.

oh snap

http://i.imgur.com/0bjfeRZ.png

like this guy, hope he comes back

I take it you don't read US politics threads?

I do think it was lame he was chased off solely for the crime of humorlessness

― Οὖτις

he stalked darraghmac onto multiple threads and seemed to make every conversation about his own performative cluelessness. i didn't fp him myself because i'm chickenshit, but i'm not outraged that he's the latest to spend 30 days in the penalty box for pissing people off.

for my money i'll take geir over him, because i don't remember geir ever having an unkind word to say towards anybody. (yes, the memory cheats.)

pretty sure Geir said some unkind things about James Brown, but never abt other posters iirc ;)

I never noticed very much that was objectionable about Frederik. I stopped paying too much attention to the politics thread for my own mental health months ago, so that's probably part of it. But he started accruing tons of FPs in the last few months. We gave him a warning a couple weeks ago that people were taking exception to his style of posting and that he was close to getting a 30-day ban. I hope that he comes back when that time is up and can be chill.

he stalked darraghmac onto multiple threads

this was not a major problem tbh

and seemed to make every conversation about his own performative cluelessness.

this otoh

but never abt other posters iirc ;)

oh he lashed out if you called him a nazi enough times

i'm just kidding, i think 1) fred b sux 2) the cyber bullying is amusing and 3) it's par for the ILX course

― the late great, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:19 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this guy obv

Geir lashing out? Would need to see proof of that.

btw darragh, he was going to achieve 51 within days even without your "ban frederik" thread.

Literally chortled while i had water in my mouth and up my nose it went

Never had an issue with him, nothing he ever posted popped out as offensive or anything. But hey ...

until we come up with an objective measurement for tiresomeness, we'll never really know

I think what pushed him over the top was hijacking the Organizing thread to be self righteous and beef with people

Think his "big shout out to the lamb chops" did it

I will miss him because he thought telling people to copulate wth themselves was a clever way to remain civil

"go fuck yourself" is actually an exhortation to go find some time for self-reflection

xp mh - i just figure it's like the rare ballot poll i vote in, where my top pick ends up being number 22 or something like that -- my top picks for most bannable posters only get 22 fps...

(mod reveals that the poster 22nd in line for a ban has 50fps, entire thread goes silent as we consider the knife-edge we have been walking along this entire time)

I'm flagging closer to 100 flags per second itt

There's an office where a secretary just flags posts all day long, without even reading them, and then forecloses on the user names so they can be recycled to post phishing scams on reddit

just kidding iago, we'd never 51 someone just for being a dissenting voice

― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Wednesday, December 7, 2016 8:53 AM (one hour ago)

that's ok. i've been here like 15 years and the election thread is the only one where i admit i get what i deserve (even tho i was right!). people seem to tolerate me on the music threads :(

this nerdstrom guy is fred right?

Fred is Fred. at least just posted as himself moments ago

almost nanoseconds after the ban was lifted!

my heart is warmed. let us all celebrate and embrace the danish concept of hygge

Hygge: A heart-warming lesson from Denmark http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34345791

Winter Doldrums Got You Down? Have Some 'Hygge' http://www.npr.org/sections/pictureshow/2012/01/30/146080892/winter-doldrums-got-you-down-have-some-hygge

Is the secret of happiness contained in this Danish word? http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/key-work-life-balance-contained-danish-word/

Get cosy: why we should all embrace the Danish art of 'hygge' http://www.telegraph.co.uk/wellbeing/mood-and-mind/Danish-cosy-hygge-lifestyle-cosiness-winter-warmth-Nordic-Danes-Scandi-home-interiors/

How 'hygge' can help you get through winter http://www.mnn.com/family/family-activities/blogs/how-hygge-can-help-you-get-through-winter

How to Bring Danish Hygge Into Your Home This Winter http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/melanie-haynes/how-to-bring-danish-hygge-to-your-home_b_8344886.html

The Secret To Danish Happiness http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/secrets-danish-happiness_us_5630f211e4b06317991050dc

Our Hygge moment: How a Danish cultural concept can help cut through the dark Minnesota winter https://www.minnpost.com/arts-culture/2013/12/our-hygge-moment-how-danish-cultural-concept-can-help-cut-through-dark-minnesot

This cozy Danish custom could help cure your winter blues http://mashable.com/2015/01/17/hygge/#w6U.1O6BTSqk

Danish word hyggeligt defies translation http://www.sfgate.com/travel/departures/article/Danish-word-hyggeligt-defies-translation-4563603.php

The Power Of “Hygge”—A.K.A. The Danish Concept Of Cozy Together Time http://www.mothermag.com/hygge/

Blizzard 2016 Got You Down? Embrace the Danish Concept of Hygge http://www.wired.com/2016/01/your-best-blizzard-prep-is-an-understanding-of-hygge/

Hygge makes me want to spend my time in an after hours strip club doing lines of cocaine with hardened career criminals.

back listing movies like a right cunt

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e4/Highway_102_Outbound_directional_marker.jpg/220px-Highway_102_Outbound_directional_marker.jpg

feel like we should lock fred and larry appleton in their own thread

I'm into frederik b film posts, wb frederik :-)

Has this ever happened to anyone on ilx and if yes who and if no response is it me? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealth_banning

hey whatever happened that dude Evan who used to post a lot, been a while since i've seen him around here

Ha! Tricked you into pretending you care about my existence!

almost nanoseconds after the ban was lifted!

ILX is a hell of a drug

We've never done this to my knowledge but a cool idea nonetheless. I'll be sure to bring it up at the next mod committee meeting.

First Day Out the Mods

there was a low lit countdown that ended with a horse jumping through a series of flaming hoops as frederik readied his post and submitted it at the exact moment of liberation

All my posts are scheduled at the beginning of the week and auto post throughout. Saves me lots of time.

Ilx was ahead of the game: killfile is personalized stealth banning.

Good dude on classical music threads

he digs animal collective

Stealth banning is not a cool idea.

weird that the thread updated but there's no post

Gd to see him back on the x film thread

this nerdstrom guy is fred right?

Surely to goodness.

We've never done this to my knowledge but a cool idea nonetheless. I'll be sure to bring it up at the next mod committee meeting.

― how's life, Friday, January 6, 2017 1:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a one-off specialized stealth ban among other actions taken i think back when we were dealing with b*** l**** as one phase of the ongoing battle

extra asterisk after b?

burt lancaster

insect

Oops, sorry, you want Thread of dissing Frederik B. Common mistake.

No, I think he means he missed him - with a rolled-up magazine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

guess fred b really bugs some people

This is what reading Frederik is like - day after bloody day:

when you've finally had it with the increasingly complex political jokes on your feed pic.twitter.com/D4OJ5lg00A

— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) November 20, 2016

He doesn't make it easy.

If this thread is going to turn into assholes attacking me can I get it locked? I don't have time for this bullshit.

Don't read it then.

Go to hell. The ilx FAQ states a user can get threads about them locked if they don't like them. This revive was way over the line, and I don't have to take this kind of shit.

Calm and collected as ever.

Frederik is my favourite poster. He's like a mad emperor.

Frederik is correct in this instance. Locking this now, as per request.