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― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

can't... breathe...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

more in a few...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Ow, I'm laughing so hard my rib is hurting! You are a bad mang Chris!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

heres one of me. http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/me.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/Ravers.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Deeply wrong, therefore incredibly right! However, I find it Wrong and Bad that you let the evil chuckleheads Dan and Nicole see it before me by posting it publicly first rather than privately to me first. Therefore I mock you and your lack of protocol. ;-)

I of course loved that stupid series. And surely we can all sing the theme song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

CLASSIC.

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned's flying away on a wing and a prayer, like a duck in a noose!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

dan which of the two is you? the pic w/you and your brother?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I thought I could never feel so free!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah yes, I think Dan should be put onto Darius Rucker's body. He is his hero, after all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Why bother, same difference!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

NICOLE IS A VERY BAD WOMANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm on the right.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole's wisdom in never allowing a picture of hers to surface is now perfectly clear. Watch Dan flail! ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

The dolphins make you cry, don't they?

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris I hope there will be a picture of strange-eyed Nick on some amusing body to greet UK posters tomorrow morning!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't need photoshop to do that Tom.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/hootie.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, you didn't do anything to that picture!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm what to put nicks pic on???? any suggestions?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/monty.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

N. looks a little like Axl in that photo. To me at least. Why not a G 'n R photo?

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE HIM DOWN TO PARADISE CITY!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa! Amphetamine rush going down in Michigan, I see. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

that is closer to the truth than you realize, Ned.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Thursday, 24 October 2002 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

D'oh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Guns N Nick
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/guns

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Earth, Wind and Perry
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/danandearthwind.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

wow that head totally makes a convincing izzy

― maura (maura), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Parliament and Chakidelic
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/chaki.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/pirates.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

You should do a Momumel! The world cries out for one now!

I am high on LIFE, a pox on all those who think I was huffing smurf vapors or somesuch.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, what about me?

crickets chirp

― Manny Parsons (Rahul Kamath), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Momumel as in Gargamel? I'll do it tomorrow, im a wee bit tired now! Manny give me a pic and I'll set you up.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 00:33 (twenty-three years ago)

ahah right on.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 October 2002 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

im so shiny

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 October 2002 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

You sparkle, dear Chaki! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 October 2002 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Amazing work mr.v!!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 October 2002 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://whirlybird.org.uk/roller-disco.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 25 October 2002 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Jegsy Nips that's classic (I thought initially the PF was beheading Momus with a behind-the-head sword action).

PS is your phone working?

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 October 2002 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

why's Howard Stern dressed as a superhero?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 October 2002 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

(Tim - yahooemailed you about this, but the essentials are: I'll be round tomorrow noonish)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugh, I lost sleep because of this last night. Stayed up thinking of people to photoshop and what to do with them. Yep, I'm nuts.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

right. where is that thread with the NYC FAP piccies?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

can't find it....

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

[IMAGE REMOVED]

I just had to post this one.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks Chris, that's really great at work.

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Me thinks Somethingawful.com has a setting where any link offsite that directly links to a pic there will be redirected to the massive cockhead... so don't get too mad at Chris V.

From NOW ON!!! If you must display a somethingawful.com pic, download it, and host it yourself.

― maybe, Friday, 25 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know that it is terribly easy to obtain, Ned!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 October 2002 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't think enough people have commented on the genius that was mitch's submission.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

stop pushing people around mark p!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe the proper Vice terminology for a girl like me is "kike whore," ch.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

stop pushing people around mark p!

??

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a new man, yo, peace out.

Love,
Ma$e

― Ma$e (nabisco), Saturday, 26 October 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/newdaddiskit.jpg

Chimp Trizkit (l-r): M.S. Skidder, DBallin', Kid Graham, DaddyNo, DJ Markcey

(Haha, long ILE break that was!)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 26 October 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabiscomania runnin wild!!!

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/nab.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/rubyshot.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

ahaha

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 26 October 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, these last three submissions have got me totally laughing after a semi-bleah morning. Rah! (And trust me, I really do like the fact this whole thread starts with me. ;-) )

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 October 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I see some similarities between Mike and The Mouth of the South?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm very proud of my Momus Lee Oswald.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 October 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm very proud of where Anthony Jack Ruby is placing his hand on Momus Lee Oswald.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 26 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

can I have the back of my head put on the jack ruby?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 October 2002 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

that is evil and erotic

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 26 October 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT ONE WITH MOMUS IS SO FANTASTIC!!!! They both totally look like they were meant to be in that picture! Holy shit, I never laughed so hard in my life.

― Ally, Saturday, 26 October 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/DirtyChapman.bmp

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 27 October 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/dirtychapman.bmp
: (

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 27 October 2002 01:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I have been laughing so hard at the Momus/Anthony pic that I got lightheaded!

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 27 October 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That pic is the greatest thing EVER Chris!

― Dan I., Sunday, 27 October 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It really, really is. :-) It's a justification for the board's whole existence! Although shouldn't Jess be Jack Ruby if anyone? ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup. Rumbled for the commie pinko ratfink scapegoat I really am.

Now to 'reclaim' us commie pinko ratfink scapegoats from the Bushite abjection we find ourselves in. 'Say it loud! I'm Commie Pinko Ratfink Scapegoat and I'm proud!'

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(By the way, why do I have an earpatch as well as an eyepatch, Chris?)

(Chris: If you have to ask, lady...)

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

teeheehee!! etc.

Andrew to thread! He has porn pictures with his and my faces pasted on.

(NB not in the same picture)

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd have to scan them in from my Art folio - I can't find the original JPG's.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

MUHAHAHA! maybe this will jog your memory, heh heh!

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Sunday, 27 October 2002 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah Andrew, you are the Harry Reems of your time, it seems.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I am delighted and honoured to have been included in this.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 27 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, I just noticed it Momus. Must have been a slip of the hand.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Sunday, 27 October 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

fixed

― Chris V. (Chris V), Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

http://neight.netfirms.com/bushwickmomus.jpg

― Nate Patrin, Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Bushwick Currie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/NateUlrich.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 27 October 2002 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/can.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 7 November 2002 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I kind of wish someone would do my picture, but if being somebody's favourite ILXer means you get an ass for a face or something, perhaps it's all for the best.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 7 November 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

hook me up with a pic and I'll do it, I promise no ass.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 7 November 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/filmstill.JPG

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 7 November 2002 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

that guarantees an ass, come on a real pic please.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 7 November 2002 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(psst)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
Ned Vanian:

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/damned.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

his face appears to be melting

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

It always looks like that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
http://www.imgmag.org/images/gillanders/nickydevito.gif

funny how? etc.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/270196/nediamond.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)

*shock, beer, and horror*

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Not so much a fantasy as an alternate reality.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

i wish these pics still worked

― o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

i've never actually used photoshop but this looks pretty crazy

http://gizmodo.com/5501167/photoshops-upcoming-content%20aware-fill-feature-looks-like-magic

― rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

can't wait to test this for the andrei arshavin thread

― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)


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