Just watch one and youtube will lead you down a rabbit hole of all the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqEMn2idZys
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:25 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb62EQyJFyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQpbW4GAMj8
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:26 (eight years ago)
Now featuring badly dubbed Avengers knock-offs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_D8COMbhc
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:28 (eight years ago)
Anthony Hopkins' mellifluous tones no guarantee of quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgnO5fO46pE
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:33 (eight years ago)
Please give generously to the Tom Cruise retirement fund and receive your free breathy nu-goth cover version of Enjoy the Silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJfibT0KI4
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:37 (eight years ago)
Wait what? The Mummy already claimed the breathy nu-goth Enjoy the Silence cover!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cgu4vP_R8g
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:39 (eight years ago)
10s: Samuel L Jackson looks like I feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP0-9FBs2Rs
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:44 (eight years ago)
Ultra low budget fantasy & horror also welcome in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAnULo8RLM
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:45 (eight years ago)
This stuff is pure catnip for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvVHN-FkzZ4
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:51 (eight years ago)
Russia got game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02BECwRadD8
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:08 (eight years ago)
Apparently I can keep this up for some time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5w3Z91iCNc
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:10 (eight years ago)
I have literally no idea what is going on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADuAGYUGEMQ
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:12 (eight years ago)
This is a thing? That people made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoCKOQRYJSU
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:14 (eight years ago)
'This will live with you for the rest of your life.' I'm not sure I want that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNNNjjZp7XM
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:16 (eight years ago)
2019? I can't wait that long, I want giant mecha action now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4rM5PCVypM
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:18 (eight years ago)
I'm not done yet! I guess straight to video has always been a thing, but befofe you just got tantalising glimpses of box covers in the video rental shop, now you can get a proper taste of the generic awfulness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSk25Usc3w
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:19 (eight years ago)
Some of these should be available to watch right now on a streaming service near you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg7WhRGqEGQ
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:22 (eight years ago)
"Don't touch anything!" [guy touches something]. Scientist in breathy voice: "I've never seen anything like this." THEIR GREATEST THREAT... WAS EACH OTHER. So help me I could consider watching this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4l_lHGMhlw
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:32 (eight years ago)
Might have posted this one already, they all look the same after a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRG9Nn8ulLo
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:47 (eight years ago)
Am I the only sane one here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTLDXfIkuFw
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:52 (eight years ago)
Nothing to see here, move on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rA-zt9WWFU
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:56 (eight years ago)
Seth Ickerman brings you the amazing world of ICKERMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYzR-hcd6BU
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:59 (eight years ago)
CGI heavy fractured dreamscapes looking pretty good tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKejRIdDeN0
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:07 (eight years ago)
Big ticket stuff belongs here too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HguxTfWISKY
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:26 (eight years ago)
amazing thread
― Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:28 (eight years ago)
Ha, only two in and I'm already thinking MindGamers looks so unutterably terrible that I must see it.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:33 (eight years ago)
would definitely watch Space Tripping god help me, seems like the SF I Accidentally Domed Your Son
― Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:38 (eight years ago)
I think there's 8 or 9 here I would actually consider watching, maybe we need a support group.
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:40 (eight years ago)
yeah i'd probably watch most of these that aren't big budget comicbook movies but i wd be lying if i said i wouldn't want some level of chemical support
― Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:41 (eight years ago)
Would happily join in on a live watchalong if any of them come up on netflix but I've never got my head around torrenting films really so this may not be feasible.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:48 (eight years ago)
That was a terribly-written sentence, sorry.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:49 (eight years ago)
That Russian one! OMG.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:50 (eight years ago)
can't work out if Ickerman is a trailer for an actual movie or some sort of MRA thing looking for crowd-funding
― Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:55 (eight years ago)
Apparently Iron Danger, which looks completely bonkers, is based on the Kalevala? Okay then.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:59 (eight years ago)
Would be up for a watching party, surely netflix is the natural home of this kind of thing.
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 23:00 (eight years ago)
Yeah, I've watched a lot of enjoyably terrible things on netflix (and a few surprisingly good things I'd never heard of too). Somehow me & my friend ended up watching this *TWICE* while very drunk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAlpm2oRzy8
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 December 2016 23:21 (eight years ago)
Top thread addition.
Btw can we get tuomas in here to tell us exactly how many giant nazi robot tank dogs there are in the kalevala?
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Saturday, 10 December 2016 23:57 (eight years ago)
tuomas is badly needed currently -- i want to quiz him about finnish cops (and the finnish language)
― mark s, Sunday, 11 December 2016 00:06 (eight years ago)
The well isn't dry yet. For those who loik their soi foi wiv british accents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWqZxLRW1wo
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:18 (eight years ago)
Bruce got bills to pay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBzaOoU5Ddg
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:20 (eight years ago)
Pretty sure I've seen this episode of Black Mirror already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0VoDi_fvTI
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:23 (eight years ago)
Hey it's not all killer robots, we can do feel-good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQY_n87TBFs
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:27 (eight years ago)
Maze thriller is a genre now! Alec Baldwin throws a chair! Skin from Skunk Anansie!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unRKCG7QDY
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:29 (eight years ago)
A little stock footage of rockets goes a long way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmK8vV9YSL8
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:35 (eight years ago)
'Person alone in room must confront great mystery' normally does it for me but this looks zzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Qhjpm8m4M
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:39 (eight years ago)
this otoh looks highly promising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoooAUiQqy0
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:40 (eight years ago)
sucks to be a post-apocalytpic gooseberry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k5tlNHUCj0
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:50 (eight years ago)
that's it until the well fills up again.
― the year of diving languorously (ledge), Sunday, 11 December 2016 21:56 (eight years ago)
Iron Danger is genuinely terrifyingly bad. tt was saying it looks like a film by a religious organisation
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:19 (eight years ago)
also quite funny that only britishes are posting itt
Lots of big-name suckery in that last batch. Z for Zachariah sounds like it would've been more interesting kept closer to the book (which I just looked up, never read it).
― emil.y, Monday, 12 December 2016 01:30 (eight years ago)
I'm quite up for watching Passengers, cheesy as it looks.
― chap, Monday, 12 December 2016 15:45 (eight years ago)
In fact I'll probably end up seeing a load of these.
― chap, Monday, 12 December 2016 15:46 (eight years ago)
I think I watched too many of these in one go, had very odd apocalyptic dreams last night.
(Also I've now forgotten which one Passengers is, they really do converge into one.)
― emil.y, Monday, 12 December 2016 17:48 (eight years ago)
It's the one with pavarotti
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 12 December 2016 23:42 (eight years ago)
lol
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 12 December 2016 23:45 (eight years ago)
Oh yeah, I have images off so can't tell if youtubes are embedded and don't get the preview image to refresh my memory. The first one in this thread, right?
― emil.y, Monday, 12 December 2016 23:50 (eight years ago)
(NB it's the one w/ that shitty Imagine Dragons track, yes?)
(Sorry, I don't think that needed 'NB' really, blech)
― emil.y, Monday, 12 December 2016 23:51 (eight years ago)
watched passengers
as a sociopath who has ruined the lives of several poor undeserving girls i guess i should appreciate what the film is trying to do for me, but it is bad. very very bad
― r|t|c, Thursday, 29 December 2016 01:44 (eight years ago)
has anyone ever actually seen Chronicles of Riddik? I always think of that when the topic of Sci-Fi I refuse to watch on principle comes up.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 29 December 2016 03:11 (eight years ago)
Seen a minute of it. It's laughably bad (not that Pitch Black is anything to write home about either).
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 29 December 2016 13:03 (eight years ago)
I enjoy watching trailers for these kind of movies so much. Someone needs to figure out how to make a feature length movie structured exactly like a movie trailer, I would watch that.
― silverfish, Thursday, 29 December 2016 13:53 (eight years ago)
as a sociopath who has ruined the lives of several poor undeserving girls i guess i should appreciate what the film is trying to do for me
our Joel explained the plot to me and my jaw wouldn't undrop for an hour
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 December 2016 13:56 (eight years ago)
trailer does a heck of a job of burying the lede. but who is the real villain, the creepy guy who robs a girl of her future for his own pleasure or the spaceship designer who doesn't build in any fail safes or human oversight?
― brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Friday, 30 December 2016 14:20 (eight years ago)