defend the indefensible: kellyanne conway

i think this jersey girl (atco NJ represent) would say there's a bunch of wrist flickers up in here

usta be one of the blonde cro-magnon regulars on Bill Maher's ABC show, right? has now eclipsed Coulterbeast.

xp yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ixc3EzgBJQ

she is very good at what she does.

probably doesn't hate children as a general rule

she is probably more willing to help further the causes of people who would actually hurt children than lex. so i'd say she's a wash with lex on this issue at best.

i like her accent.

One of the least obnoxious Trump surrogates

seems to be merely coldly opportunistic and sociopathic rather than downright psychopathic

mckinnon looks hot playing her

man, Politically Incorrect clips take me back to watching it after the news every night during high school
even then the shouting over each other seemed awful and it spent two years on Clinton's blowjob but it's somehow gotten worse over time

the crosstalk on Politically Incorrect is so bad. it got a lot better on Real Time when they didn't have to shoehorn some rock fuck stupid celebrity dealing out YUCK-YUCKS like Billy Connolly in the clip above.

she is not immortal.

she's a fantastically accomplished dissembler

She looks like a grown-up version of Dalia from Suburgatory.

"alternative facts" is one for the ages, brilliant and scary

http://www.avclub.com/article/kellyanne-conways-stand-comedy-routine-has-been-un-249016

"You Would Do The Same Thing If An Old Witch Had Your Father’s Soul Trapped In A Lantern"

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-would-do-same-thing-if-old-witch-had-your-fath-55119

wait. so did she actually punch someone in the face? i heard about it before a little but hadn't looked into it, but when i saw it in harper's weekly review thing (http://harpers.org/blog/2017/01/weekly-review-2/) i followed the link and what followed was a very unconvincing secondhand story from some fox news business asshole. and snopes says "uproven" http://www.snopes.com/kellyanne-conway-fistfight/

Bill Sienkiewicz has followed up his Wormtongue Bannon with a Conway.

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16830649_1229760437060710_7335527863105128971_n.jpg?oh=fffefa6ed1d24f1813321853058f5842&oe=5928D733

i heard she used to be good lol

so great

i was listening to a Smiths song while I saw that drawing and subsequently soiled myself

Rolling Stone should get Bill S. to do artwork for Matt Taibbi. Those are more in line with what Ralph Steadman used to do with HST than what RS uses now.

On July 1, 2016, after Cruz withdrew from the race, Donald Trump appointed her as a senior advisor, and later campaign manager to his campaign.[4][5] She was the first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign.[6]

damn

She seems to be in hiding at the moment.

I still liked her inaug outfit

I was listening for a Smiths song and I found a song
And subsequently soiled myself

flew too close to the sun, rest in peace

*gasp* no! What hath befallen her?!

"Befell?" "Befouled?" "Did befall?" Not exactly sure what tense I want to go for here

uh...nothing. just that her reputation is completely tarnished right now...idk if you're gonna see her too much anymore

Oh. I thought she had already been escorted by security out the door and over to her new Fox News talking head gig

here it is

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/320668-white-house-barring-kellyanne-conway-from-tv-after-speaking-off

The White House is barring counselor Kellyanne Conway from television appearances after the high-profile aide made multiple on-air statements contradicting the Trump administration’s official stance, CNN reported Wednesday.

lol at the idea the Trump administration has an official stance on anything

Bravo to the administration on silencing their (horrifying and evil and deeply-flawed but still) most skilled mouthpiece. It hurts how much they're winning!

thinking she is not an employee come March 1

is it too much to hope that she gets shitcanned and then writes a vengeful tell-all account of her time with trump?

NDAs bro

You could cobble together a decent anti-Trump screed based solely on her comments prior to working for his campaign.

White House officials on Wednesday denied a report that President Donald Trump's senior adviser Kellyanne Conway has been "sidelined" from television appearances.

"False," White House senior assistant press secretary Michael C. Short wrote in an email to TPM. "For future reference, I handle defense, homeland security, and foreign affairs – not gossip column inquiries."

"Those accusations are completely false," another White House official told TPM by phone.

"This is just not true," a third White House official wrote in an email to TPM. "She has several media appearances this week and has been focused on deeply invloved (sic) with the joint session speech this week taking up a lot of her time."

Conway told several reporters that she will appear on television Wednesday night.

Conway being sidelined means they have a vacancy and hey, I think Milo is looking for a job! Great timing.

Wasn't she instrumental in Trump's win?

no, Comey was

Comey si Comey sa.

life goes on? nah

They already took Clinton away from Kate McKinnon, they can't take KC away...

sooner or later the White House has to realize the Baghdad Bob scheme has its limits, like now to prove the news report wrong, you have to put Kellyanne back on TV sooner or later (she was on it before, the excuse they gave isn't gonna fly). maybe we can use legit fake news to troll them into doing shit they don't want to.

like govern

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/02/28/JS122032203-AFP-conway-couch-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRo0U4xU-30oDveS4pXV-VkFzdtPTDe04GZqSYliKP5I.jpg

Tried my hand at one of these--very proud of such time well spent.

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/bacon_zpsgcfpk0kk.jpg

you don't say

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/kellyanne-conway-accused-violating-hatch-act-article-1.3858917

i'm sure she'll be punished accordingly!

seems like violating the hatch act is not a big deal and nothing will come of this

tbf though nothing will come of any of it