Top 10 Smiths Snacks

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found this in the melody maker from 16 may 1998 (credited to bob, northampton) whilst doing recycling this morning. thought it was kinda funny but that we could all do better

1 miserable pie
2 cheese, cheese, cheese let me get what i want
3 veal around the fountain
4 girlfriend in a korma
5 picnic
6 the boy with the prawn in his side
7 milkshakespeare's sister
8 i want the bun i can't have
9 pretty girls make gravy
10 that yolk isn't runny anymore

what would be good is a top 10 of smiths cheese songs and a top 10 of meaty smiths songs.

(first question i've ever asked btw, please be gentle)

andy

― koogs, Friday, 25 October 2002 11:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Frankly Mr Shandy

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Rusholme Muffins
Handsome Devil's food cake
Nowhere Feast

― Miss Laura, Friday, 25 October 2002 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Solo Moz: "Alsatian Gewurztraminer"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Death at One's Elbow Macaroni"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Shakespear's http://www.unilever.co.uk/images/twister.jpg

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.aerostar.com/coldair/images/snickers.jpg in a Tutu

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Rubber Ring Doughnut.

Hm, that sounds nasty.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"You've Got Everything Bagels"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I want the bun I can't have.
That yolk isn't runny any more.
Botulism begins at home.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

You've Hot Cross Bun Everything Now.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

The Headmaster Victual

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

er, How Soon is Chow

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Nowhere http://www.hbicecream.ie/product/images/s_feast.gif

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Meat is Murder, So Try Our New Tofu Burger Instead" (TM)

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bean is Fed

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Smiths' Square Crisps.

Or have I misunderstood?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"Chopped Livers of the World Unite"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

oh but I don't know any Smith's songs! :(

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Sweet and Tender Cornish Hen"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll do some Megadeth ones:

Rusks in Peace

and

Pizza Sells (But Who's Buying?)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The Boy With the Corn in His Pie
There is A Bite That Never Goes Trout-flavoured
"There is a light that never goes out, because our drivethrough is open 24 hours a day"

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"This Charbroiled Man"

(I LOVE this game!)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Nowhere Paste

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"This Charbroiled Man"

"Girl A-Fried" sold separately.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

what difference does it cake.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The Gravy Train
Masticate Wildly
I Won't Share Stew

― Miss Laura, Friday, 25 October 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/438/product-5302438.jpg Mr Shankly

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

This charming mandarin.

This chow mein man.

This charming flan.

Crisps charming man.

Viva bait!

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 25 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Meatloaf is murderously delicious!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Please, please, please let me get another hotdog

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Pancakes

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Pleas Please Please Let Me Get Waffle Once

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I Know I'm Unleavend Bread

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Heaven Knows It's Moussaka Now.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no..."The Boy with the Corn in His Stool"

― Sisters of Morrissey, Friday, 25 October 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Pork is a Four Letter Word
I Keep Thyme Hidden

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

William It Was Really Muffin

― blueski, Friday, 25 October 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

We Hate It When Our Friends Become Sausages, The Lazy Sun-Dried Tomatoes

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Sausage, Take a Bow!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

ossobucco wildly

― chris (chris), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Golden Grahams

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

shelia take a bowl of coco pops

― chris (chris), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmmm, this thread is really making me hungry!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

veal around the fountain

― chris (chris), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"There Is A Sunny Delight That Never Goes Out"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

The Queen Cake Is Dead
The Cream Is Dead
The Queen Is Bread
A Rush And A Push And The Lamb Is Ours
Souffle Little Children
Paint A Bulgur Picture

― rener (rener), Friday, 25 October 2002 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Leftovers: stop me if you think you've had this one before

― Poppy (poppy), Friday, 25 October 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

How the leftovers got there: "I Started Something I Couldn't Finish"

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 25 October 2002 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Reel Around The Flan-Tin
Pretzel Girls Make Graves
No, Where (is the) Fast?
The Breadmaster Ritual
Well I Golden Wonder
Barbara Bakes At Home
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Muffins
Never Had No Bun Ever
Cemetary Cakes

― slit magnet, Friday, 25 October 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I suck at this. I just thought about it for a good amount of time, and all I could come up with was:

Bigmouth Fries a Hen
Stuffing Little Chickens
The Nan that Rocks the Cradle
Death of a Crisco Ham Hock
Death at One's Elbow (Macaroni)
Honey Changes Everything

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 25 October 2002 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Death at One's Elbow (Macaroni)

I said that! :-)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 October 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I Know Its Ovaltine
I Wont Share Stew

― gazza, Friday, 25 October 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoops, plagiarism is rife! Ms Laura said the stew one.

Unhappy Birthday Cake

― gazza, Friday, 25 October 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Back to the Toll House (cookies)
Big Mac Strikes Again!!

― ocelot, Friday, 25 October 2002 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

The Spam that Rocks the Cradle
Still Dill
The Headcheese Ritual
What She Bread
That Coke Isn't Funny Anymore
Well I Wonderbread
Barbecue Begins at Home
Stretch Out and au Lait
Girlfriend in a Cola
Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Peas
Unhappy Birthday Cake
Is It Really Sea Salt?
I Keep Lime Hidden

― Aaron A., Friday, 25 October 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

oops, then Unhappy Magical Birthing Day Cake, ha!

― Aaron A., Friday, 25 October 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

from the album - Safeways, Here We Come

― gazza, Friday, 25 October 2002 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

nowhere breakfast.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 October 2002 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

ten years pass...

http://i43.tinypic.com/jpimp2.jpg

― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

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