Top 1000 Things You Really Don't Want To Do

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1. Get up in the morning.

2. Brush teeth.

3. Not smoke cigarettes.

4. Go to work.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

5. bomb the crap out of Iraq

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

6. play golf

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

7. do the laundry I've been putting off for a week

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

8. Be alive

emil.y, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

:(

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

9. See any of the movies nominated for awards.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

10. Go down to the basement

Mark G, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

Scott, the way you managed to pick my top 4 as your first 4 answers is very impressive

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

11. Do what it takes to lose weight

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

12. Live within my means by staying home more

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

13. Talk on the phone

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

14. Shave

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)

15. climb the ladder of success

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)

15. Go on a bunch of bad dates in fruitless quest for love

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

starting to stray from the spirit of the thread, apols

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

16. never fall in love again

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

17. turn the volume down.

mark e, Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

18. meet your kin

19. make you spin

20. do you in

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

21. Continue to smell the human port-a-potty sitting near me at the laundromat

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

22. Grow up

not because roaches like to party (Sanpaku), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

23. go to chelsea

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

24. be ur weekend lover

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

25. talk about it (how you broke my heart)

rip van wanko, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

26. Blow my nose.

rb (soda), Saturday, 7 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

27. think about the future of Greenland and the Ross ice shelf and ocean acidification and overfishing and aquifer depletion and population growth and (claws at face)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 7 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

go to sleep yet

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

i've gotten weirdly enthusiastic about #2 lately and would make a small substitution in #3 but scott's are otherwise definitive

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

28. put away the crap strewn around the floor of my house

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

29. that

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

30. think about what i'm gonna make for friggin' dinner.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

the dishes

wins, Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

31. And 32. Number other people's posts.

rb (soda), Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

i like doing the dishes, xpost.

not like someone else's, but i enjoy the mundane necessity of doing my own dishes, and the feeling of reset it brings.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

33. dust my dusty books

estela, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

4, 11, 28 otm

34. floss
35. drink less
36. educational, self-improving, employability-boosting things
37. go to bed at an hour conducive to achieving 1 and 4
38. anything

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

40. Point out that the numbering's been off since brimstead' posts anyway

wins, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:31 (eight years ago)

I don't hate the actual process of doing the dishes I just never want to do them

wins, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

41. Wait until pay day to recoup

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Sunday, 8 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

42. Call Verizon to fix a phone bill fuck-up

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 8 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)


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