Not really.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)
I agree with your sentiment. He doesn't deserve peace.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)
Ahhhhh
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/283/235/7e3.jpg
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)
Is this The Secret?
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)
I thought maybe the pressures of the job would take him from us but now I think maybe it will be the pressures of people constantly undermining his self-aggrandizement.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)
I feel like bookmarking this thread is only going to lead to occasional clicking + disappointment.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/egQTWTk.jpg
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)
?
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)
Rest in Pee
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)
I'm bookmarking this thread for the day that it becomes a reality
― PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)
waiting for mordy to troll this thread with the dedication he brought to Thatcher dead!!!!
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)
plz don't joke about obstructing the move of the embassy and endless settlements
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)
No, it would need to be a non-American.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)
I can think of one obvious candidate.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)
fascists whove made death-wishers disappear s/d
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)
Trump henchman Roger Stone had a "close call" the other week with an "attempted assassination" (or probably food poisoning, if it even happened at all):
Roger Stone: I Was Poisoned!
If the long arm of 'Mitt Romney's adviser Dan Senor' can reach Stone, we can only expect he has the ability to lightly poison Trump in such a way that perfectly mimics a foodborne illness!
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)
shitgellosis
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)
hahahahaaa
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)
My favorite part was the insinuation that Mitt Romney ordered the hit.
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)
didn't know where to post this comment, but man trump's skin looks fucking terrible for a non smoker.
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)
mix of uv rays and dha will do that to a person
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)
it's weather-damaged naugahyde
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)
he also eats like a child that is allowed to choose its every meal
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)
He eats at Trump Grill every night, best restaurant in Midtown and he would know because he eats there every night.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)
I hate fake news. Or did you mean rip Donald Trump? In that case, yes, let's do it!
― it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)
He looks like he rips easily. That skin's like a Fruit Roll-Up.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)
he is made of toilet paper
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)
Scotts though, not Charmin Ultra Soft
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)
Of course it's Scotts, lest we ever forget these rapturous words:
Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud,The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod!With purpose and strength he came down from his towerTo snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power.Now the cry has gone up with a cheer from the crowd:"Come out for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!"
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 08:18 (eight years ago)
I can see the future, and in the future somebody turns all this into a tragic narrative of a failed attempt at redemption, too late in life, by a Mr. Potter type asshole who stomps on people all the way to the top, then decides he'll make up for it by becoming a populist leader, and rides it all the way to the WH, with little interior scenes during the campaign in which he and his family realize he's got encroaching dementia, his faculties fading each day, and his road paved with the best intentions terminates with the destruction of the nation and people he sought to embetter with the genius that he wasted in his youth. It ends, of course, and as all good stories should, with a homage to The Black Hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFv9ZRAqG1s
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)
Of course this fictional retelling of sympathetic Mr. Drumpf from Drumpfstown leaves out all the violent misogyny and racist incitement to violence that got him where he is on present-day Earth, because gross, who wants to see that.
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)
seriously though when this does actually happen how exciting is that going to be for people
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)
Such a tragedy when he fell face-first onto that running table saw, RIP.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
yeah they saw's owners had to put the table saw into a museum, and then blow past their gofundme goals by x1000 in order to buy a new one
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)
the new back porch took an extra week to complete
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)
fwiw fred trump lived until 93
also his middle name was 'christ' wtf
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)
Yes but did Fred Christ harbor similar contempt for basic nutritional recommendations?
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)
probably not, but he also didn't have access to that sweet white house healthcare that will likely keep the fruit of his loins alive far past his natural expiry date
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)
(although if you told me donald had died in 1988 and his bloated corpse had been shambling around powered by natural gas, spite, and hair products ever since i'd be hard-pressed to make a case against it)
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)
spite as a power source is really overdue for its moment in the climate solutions spotlight
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)
Yes, which ilxor gets to troll for big yuks like Mordy did on the Thatcher's Dead thread?
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)
bags
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)
I actually can see Mordy stepping up to the plate again tbh.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)
I forgot how long the please temp-ban Mordy from the Thatcher Is Dead thread thread got. Good lord
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)
great days
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/30/politics/donald-trump-fitness-dover-sole/index.html
"You really have to start slowly. It's not realistic to just revamp your diet overnight," said Drayer, who suggested adding more fruit and cruciferous vegetables, such as broccoli or Brussels sprouts, would make the President feel full even as he consumed fewer calories. "It wouldn't take much for him to just make a few key changes, like that steak or the burger. That could be the deficit right there."
― j., Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)
stop helping him
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)
yeah I suggest someone show him every episode of Man vs. Food and then tell him Adam Richmond called him a precious little snowflake who could never ever surpass any of his eating challenges, let alone all of them.
― evol j, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)
Don't do that.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:39 (four years ago)
you heard it here first
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:40 (four years ago)
but that's because it hadn't really happened.
he is going to die, though
Guys I just heard KM is going to beat up Trump today at recess
― Evan, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:43 (four years ago)
nope, that's tomorrow. today's recess is for ted cruz
*cracks knuckles*
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:56 (four years ago)
He's dead to me
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:57 (four years ago)
i feel like i'm about 30 years away from being clint eastwood yelling at the chair
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:58 (four years ago)
When I open a thread expecting DT to be actually died OR the triumphant return of Shakey Mo Collier.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:59 (four years ago)
The ancient prophecies speak of the return of Shakey as a harbinger of the death of Trump, so either you're not wrong.
― biz markie post malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 19:59 (four years ago)
ahem: Bump This Thread When One-Term President Dornald Orenthal Trump Dies
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:09 (four years ago)
truly he was the son of god
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Sunday, 27 March 2022 08:54 (three years ago)
wow tim heidecker really ripped off shakey's terrible unfunny stupid bad bit
― na (NA), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (three years ago)
(died badly) is still making me laugh pretty hard though
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:26 (three years ago)
also I think that joke makes more sense on "the bastion of free speech" that is Twitter than ILX
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:32 (three years ago)
we're the only true bastion of free speech left
― symsymsym, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:57 (three years ago)
fp'd u 4 that
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:12 (three years ago)
can't spell free speech without fp
― symsymsym, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:22 (three years ago)
If he just fuckin dropped dead today, how sweet that would be
― bible fumes (stevie), Friday, 4 November 2022 09:33 (three years ago)
Prince is dead, why should Trump still be alive?
That's how I know there is no god
RIP DonaldMaryanne Trump Barry
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2023 18:44 (two years ago)
Lend me your ears
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:15 (one year ago)
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:20 (one year ago)
its like missing the broad side of the barn
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:21 (one year ago)
Wriggle
― Evan, Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:49 (one year ago)
Wriggle yr ears
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:55 (one year ago)
Vincent van Gogh still made a lot of great paintings with only one ear, so maybe Donald can still function too, only time will tell
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 07:16 (one year ago)
ODDS CHECK ON GARY LINEKER SLY WINK TO CAMERA SAYING “YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR SHOT”’ WHEN KANE MISSES A FIRST HALF PENALTY PLS LADSBROOKR @Ladbrokes 🙏— TONY BELL (@altgazza) July 14, 2024
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2024 07:43 (one year ago)
man, the script writers for this alternate timeline we've been in for about 10 years now were on fire, weren't they
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 07:54 (one year ago)
the way this all results in an epic photo with the fist and the flag and shit... how convenient.
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 08:53 (one year ago)
can't help wishing the shot had made his maga cap spin and fly off his head cartoonishly
― nashwan, Sunday, 14 July 2024 11:49 (one year ago)
Or his head spin and fly off his shoulders cartoonishly, as a preferential option
― hooray for harold shipman (Matt #2), Sunday, 14 July 2024 11:59 (one year ago)
― a based robot like Bender (stevie), Sunday, 14 July 2024 19:29 (one year ago)
Either that or Newman really has his number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwC1HDaw6s8
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 06:47 (one year ago)
of course i've had it in the ear before
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 07:05 (one year ago)
what would have happened
― symsymsym, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 00:15 (one year ago)
*taps mic*
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 02:22 (one year ago)
hahahaha
― WmC, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 02:23 (one year ago)
Might happen
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 September 2024 02:26 (one year ago)
At least eventually.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 04:22 (one year ago)
Send Her Back! Send Her Back!
#getabrainmoran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7HZGb0ssgQ
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 September 2024 17:19 (one year ago)
https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/462066616_849367090674676_8727777330876109322_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=1k_QAXvV-C4Q7kNvgEvKl1R&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&_nc_gid=AywCet1HB-OHOK93-SB5nPQ&oh=00_AYBWY9UndU_QxrMQAT-np7c5QXtmHr6kto_cOAKUXvRXXQ&oe=67064E5F
― scott seward, Friday, 4 October 2024 23:54 (one year ago)
yuck.
Not too surprising
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2024 23:55 (one year ago)
*checks watch*
― famous instagram dog (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:57 (one year ago)
good revive
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:06 (one year ago)
thoughts and prayers
― famous instagram dog (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:52 (one year ago)
another term as prez oughta finish the old buggar off
― this train don't carry no wankers (doo rag), Thursday, 7 November 2024 00:49 (one year ago)
At some point he'll browbeat the Secret Service into taking the plexiglas shields down. We just need to be patient and vigilant.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 7 November 2024 00:56 (one year ago)
I'm hoping whatever the cause, it takes out Vance as well.
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 7 November 2024 04:22 (one year ago)