Which Game Is Trump Playing?

karateka

only two moves and three levels but executed to stunning effect given the limited processor

karateka

only two moves and three levels but executed to stunning effect given the limited processor

― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac)

dumb motherfucker got to the end and then tried to kick the princess

I'm recommending people not vote too soon. A month should be plenty of time to figure out if we're all dead though

write-in for "metal wolf chaos"

http://img1.game-oldies.com/sites/default/files/packshots/nintendo-nes/kung-fu-japan-usa.png

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/maditsmadfunny/images/1/1f/Press_Your_Luck_board.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130419033836

An irrationally aggressive game of backgammon. You can decide, before a game of backgammon starts (especially online), that you're going to make every single hit that you can. Occasionally you get lucky up front, but far more often you end up playing a lopsided backgame, with six of your men trapped in the other guy's inner board, waiting for the roll that turns the game back in your favour.

I like the sound of that...Honestly, I haven't a clue what he's doing.

candyland

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamjordann/status/825781634330980352

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/CustersRevenge.jpg/220px-CustersRevenge.jpg

"IT'S NOT ON THE LIST!"

centipede, the creepiest and most anxiety-producing of all early arcade games

trump is the centipede, of course

wat vox policy wonks r playing

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/parksandrecreation/images/5/5e/ConesPro.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/354?cb=20140914174012

Just realized tic-tac-toe isn't on the list either, but it was sort of the key plot point in the movie.

uh-oh. trump has occupied the center square as his tic-tac-toe first move.

YMP, Ste beat you to it.

needs Uganda Maximum

can't believe BHO didn't leave his Vulcan 9-dimensional chess set behind

Hungry Hungry Hippos

Chutes and ladders but he keeps landing on chutes

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

http://i.imgur.com/zXEcfp0.jpg

kasparov says poker

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Theaterwide biotoxic robbed

Autoduel. Just keep starting over til you win like 8 hands in a row at the blackjack table, boom you're rich, no need to mule shit around or wbter contests, just build the ultimate atomic robowagon and destroy everything in sight

he's playing "Dr Mario" and playing it incorrectly

i know you are but what am i

https://lindelloffensefund.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Swing-State-Summaries-FINAL.pdf

lol

"Lindell Offense Fund"

If somebody wrote something somewhere that made some kind of a claim about election fraud, then I can cite their claims as proof that my own claims about election fraud are true.

Surprisingly, this document is not attributed to anyone.

he's previously cited a Breitbart article as hearsay evidence in a courtroom and posts on truth social as additional proof that Ruby Freeman engaged in election fraud. So I've no doubt this will be completely legit as well.

he is not a smart, or even cunning, man

him citing this in his brief is sort of hilarious, you'd think his lawyers might advise him it's not a stunningly dumb legal tactic. Allina Habba has made over 1.5m from Trump while missing important deadlines, missing important details and generally being a totally clueless lawyer - so giving their client good advice doesn't seem a high priority. Gobshiteing to the cameras outside the courtroom and working the crowd at Trump rallies seems to be her main game.

not

he cited the Gateway Pundit as a source