a running thread to be polled later. To get us started:
a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasketa garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaisea gin-soaked wad of toilet paper
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)
forgot who said it, but I enjoyed one on Twitter observing how Bannon must hate the fact that he looks more like a kindly old lesbian than a cutthroat Nazi.
― evol j, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)
for reference
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fthecount.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsteve-bannon-couch.jpg&f=1
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)
from twitter:
Slimer from Ghostbusters before he became a ghost
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)
a poached egg that somehow grew hair
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)
a brillo pad that hates
Michael Shannon after a super-size-me monthlong diet consisting entirely of cigarettes
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)
a giant blancmange rolled in pubes
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)
a septic shit-vessel with oozing pustules
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)
haha bizarro
a peach three months past expiry
a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:
"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)
Baloo the Bear
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)
a polar bear that let itself go
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)
The "before" picture in a racist weight-loss ad
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)
a hate crime with overactive sweat glands
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)
a grapefruit stuffed with moss
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)
A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)
Steve Bannon at the Movies
Really should direct porn tho'.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)
not enough lips, too many chins
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)
A homemade Jabba the Hutt figure.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/human-forebear-bag-beast-no-anus-study-162843979.html
'a bag-like beast with no anus'
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)
The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)
Someone on my Facebook feed compared him to this guy, but I don't know who he is!
https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16387852_10208359109284476_993785383970036496_n.jpg?oh=6d8ddf1df987fc00f65c026f4897152f&oe=5909AD8B
― Bongo Herbert (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)
'otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club'
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)
the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)
A slug that's spent several years gestating inside the lower intestine of the cadaver of Philip Seymour Hoffman before hatching out inside a wedge of impacted excrement, then copulating with its mate in the slime path of a gastropod Eddie Izzard, proceeding to chew off its own penis and finally vomiting the remains into a dunghill of rotten cabbage.
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)
(I researched the life-cycle of a slug for that one)
can i quote you on that one?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)
jowly october revolution LARPer
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)
please do
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)
A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)
Steve Bannon Looks Like A Motherfucker With Some Dark Secrets
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)
A holiday to Thailand
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)
Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat.
― chap, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)
Poop with a cigarette in it
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)
stray turd
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)
Satan's big toe
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)
like someone tried to bleach a prolapsed anus
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)
Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)
A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)
misplaced jerk-off sock
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)
An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)
unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)
your future murderer
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)
your dad's sad laid off friend who asks to store his old paperwork in boxes in your garage while he looks for an apartment after he gets kicked out of the house by his wife but he never comes back for the stuff and he won't answer your dad's calls and finally you help your dad throw the stuff away.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)
america's creepy uncle
― nomar, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)
human yeast infection
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)
lobotomized hitchens
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)
unctuous doomcrepe
― nashwan, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)
I think the character who at one point becomes a visceral racist because he's not getting any love in Atomised was definitely him writing himself into the book.
― calzino, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 10:58 (seven years ago)
Houellebecq looks like a lotr goblin giving an interview half way through makeup pic.twitter.com/Xv5eQopkaK— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) January 5, 2019
lol, he is literally turning into an actual troll orc.
― calzino, Saturday, 5 January 2019 12:35 (seven years ago)
Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has been arrested after being charged with defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors through their campaign “We Build the Wall.”
Stoked for the mugshots.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:53 (five years ago)
Caged Garfield
― nashwan, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:08 (five years ago)
Missing the forest for the trees here — one of his indicted co-conspirators is the current acting head of the DEA!https://www.dea.gov/divisions/dea-leadership
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:11 (five years ago)
what lol. is this the work of Q? or something?
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:14 (five years ago)
Yep—it was me who arrested him.
― treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:19 (five years ago)
Need to correct the previous post; there is unsurprisingly more than just one Timothy Shea in the world. A couple of early news reports had said it was him but since updated. Still, I wasn’t surprised at the idea at all!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:19 (five years ago)
Do they let you wear 2 shirts in prison, or is there a concern that you might be able to hang yourself or fashion an escape rope with them?
― henry s, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:22 (five years ago)
Steve Bannon is a good man. He is being treated unfairly. Steve doesn’t belong in jail. #SetSteveFree #MAGA #KAG pic.twitter.com/aByyB9fOd4— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) August 20, 2020
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:03 (five years ago)
Fox News' Judge Nap: Bannon Facing 20 Years and 'It Doesn't Look Good'
Frankly, I don't see how your feelings about its appearance have any bearing upon its criminal case, Judge Nap.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:24 (five years ago)
lmao at the shitty taped swastika on the headset xp
― circa1916, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:24 (five years ago)
Reuters sketch of Steve Bannon appearing handcuffed in court in Manhattan today. pic.twitter.com/H8KKrxTJuM— Josie Ensor (@Josiensor) August 20, 2020
― beef stannin’ (gyac), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:20 (five years ago)
Mandible Vector
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:29 (five years ago)
👍 https://t.co/6CIyH0OXHu pic.twitter.com/yueH9qzvn3— actually it’s good (@yungchomsky) August 20, 2020
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:30 (five years ago)
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/steve-bannon-arresting-for-gobbling-up-skiers-at-bottom-of-hill/
https://thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ywti.jpg
― DJI, Friday, 21 August 2020 16:11 (five years ago)
https://external-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBUqKBNLBxX8BrK&w=500&h=261&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.squarespace.com%2Fstatic%2F5b9ffe0f1137a680c2c08250%2F5ba02661cd8366eb6ec50772%2F5f401bdef412d441b12708ee%2F1598038363115%2FAP20233824572474.jpg%3Fformat%3D1500w&cfs=1&sx=0&sy=0&sw=1500&sh=783&ext=jpg&_nc_hash=AQDhG7qYE5JuFfEF
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:30 (five years ago)
Bustopher Crohns
― the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:06 (five years ago)
Big Michael Winner/PhillipGreen energy there.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:07 (five years ago)
mold over beethoven
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:27 (five years ago)
you just know he's tanned *all* over
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:29 (five years ago)
https://mcdn.wallpapersafari.com/medium/53/31/IRAbwx.jpg
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 24 August 2020 04:06 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:19 (four years ago)
Beached Loki?
― DJI, Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:28 (four years ago)
BrundleCockerspaniel
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:30 (four years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/d9/36/51d936c117db12c49327b1e3b9d21af0.jpg
― brimstead, Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:50 (four years ago)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 17, 2021 1:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
at least he appears to only be wearing one shirt in this picture
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:53 (four years ago)
Oh my god, is he okay?
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:16 (four years ago)
My wife insisted this photo is not real.
It's like every part of him expanded during the pandemic except for his central face.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:26 (four years ago)
Televangelist Jerry Fallguy
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:27 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/mmX5gvK.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:39 (four years ago)
lol
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 July 2022 18:56 (three years ago)
https://t.co/um7lnztX4n pic.twitter.com/1wqp8heYzM— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 22, 2022
― frogbs, Saturday, 23 July 2022 02:36 (three years ago)
"a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket"
https://i.imgur.com/2PpdZew.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:19 (three years ago)
The moon after six space shuttles crashed into it
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:23 (three years ago)
The uncle you never want to be alone with.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:24 (three years ago)
"a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise"
https://i.imgur.com/AALvDPy.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:26 (three years ago)
Lol are these from Dall E
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:27 (three years ago)
An AI's idea of a cartoon villain.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)
One of those dolls that when you squeeze its belly, its eyes pop out of their sockets, large marge style
― calstars, Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)
xxp yes
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (three years ago)
Large Marge
"A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample."
https://i.imgur.com/6iMloiV.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:31 (three years ago)
A diaper with salad in it
https://i.ibb.co/92TKt0B/Screenshot-20221021-154545.jpg
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:47 (three years ago)
These comments are not kind
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:53 (three years ago)
"Shaved Garfield"
https://i.imgur.com/Yo8Rwcw.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:02 (three years ago)
Lol I did that one on Dall E earlier and got a similar result
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:06 (three years ago)
http://www.cultfilminreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/39_CFIR_HoboWithAShotgun.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 October 2022 21:07 (three years ago)
“Here comes the clergyman, slow and solemn, in severe simplicity, needing no black silk gown to denote his office.” Clergyman of Pigs
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:24 (three years ago)
Didn't want to derail the politics thread, but here's something interesting from Bannon's pre-prison chat with David Brooks. (I think it's dubious that both the NY Times and Washington Post gave Bannon and his podcast a huge platform just because he's serving a short sentence.). I guess I'm doing the same in a micro way. Anyway, free link:
Brooks: Do you know the demographics of these activists? Education? Race? Income?Bannon: First off, I would say 60 percent female. Female and over 40 years old. A lot of that, a third of them brought in by the pandemic, and the Moms for America. A ton of moms, women who didn’t read a lot of books in college. They’re not politically active. They had no interest. It was only later in life, as they became the C.O.O. of the American family, they realized how tough it was to make ends meet.And then they saw the lack of education, and it was really the pandemic when they walked by the computer and saw what the kids are doing. They’re now at the tip of the spear.
Bannon: First off, I would say 60 percent female. Female and over 40 years old. A lot of that, a third of them brought in by the pandemic, and the Moms for America. A ton of moms, women who didn’t read a lot of books in college. They’re not politically active. They had no interest. It was only later in life, as they became the C.O.O. of the American family, they realized how tough it was to make ends meet.
And then they saw the lack of education, and it was really the pandemic when they walked by the computer and saw what the kids are doing. They’re now at the tip of the spear.
― the possibility of relaxing (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:42 (one year ago)