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posterity demands it. options edited for length.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Slimer from Ghostbusters before he became a ghost | 7 |
| otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club | 4 |
| a giant blancmange rolled in pubes | 4 |
| Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat | 3 |
| human yeast infection | 2 |
| if James Murphy despised music | 2 |
| A waterlogged body dragged out of a polluted river | 2 |
| a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise | 2 |
| a sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample | 2 |
| Peter Hook's lost yank twin who has eaten only Lunchables since 1990 | 1 |
| stray turd | 1 |
| Meat shits in human form | 1 |
| The moldering olive loaf you don't even remember buying | 1 |
| america's creepy uncle | 1 |
| empty vodka bottle filled with cigarette butts | 1 |
| Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid | 1 |
| a poached egg that somehow grew hair | 1 |
| delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist | 0 |
| unctuous doomcrepe | 0 |
| lobotomized hitchens | 0 |
| jowly october revolution LARPer | 0 |
| Funny-sad WC Fields | 0 |
| A roadrashed ballsack | 0 |
| The Swamp-Ass Monster | 0 |
| Jan Molby with late stage liver cirrhosis | 0 |
| a tetherball being bitten by a mangy dog | 0 |
| diseased sun-bleached beachball | 0 |
| an opaque plastic bag full of used syringes | 0 |
| A jumbo marshmallow left a little too long over the fire and then dropped in the dirt | 0 |
| self-medicating scrofula sufferer | 0 |
| unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat | 0 |
| a grapefruit stuffed with moss | 0 |
| a hate crime with overactive sweat glands | 0 |
| The "before" picture in a racist weight-loss ad | 0 |
| a polar bear that let itself go | 0 |
| a peach three months past expiry | 0 |
| a septic shit-vessel with oozing pustules | 0 |
| a brillo pad that hates | 0 |
| a gin-soaked wad of toilet paper | 0 |
| a homemade Jabba the Hutt figure | 0 |
| The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek | 0 |
| An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca | 0 |
| a misplaced jerk-off sock | 0 |
| A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle. | 0 |
| Michael Shannon after a super-size-me monthlong diet consisting entirely of cigarettes | 0 |
| Satan's big toe | 0 |
| Poop with a cigarette in it | 0 |
| A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence | 0 |
| the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea | 0 |
| a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket | 0 |
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)
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