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Poll Results
Option | Votes |
Slimer from Ghostbusters before he became a ghost | 7 |
otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club | 4 |
a giant blancmange rolled in pubes | 4 |
Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat | 3 |
human yeast infection | 2 |
if James Murphy despised music | 2 |
A waterlogged body dragged out of a polluted river | 2 |
a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise | 2 |
a sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample | 2 |
Peter Hook's lost yank twin who has eaten only Lunchables since 1990 | 1 |
stray turd | 1 |
Meat shits in human form | 1 |
The moldering olive loaf you don't even remember buying | 1 |
america's creepy uncle | 1 |
empty vodka bottle filled with cigarette butts | 1 |
Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid | 1 |
a poached egg that somehow grew hair | 1 |
delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist | 0 |
unctuous doomcrepe | 0 |
lobotomized hitchens | 0 |
jowly october revolution LARPer | 0 |
Funny-sad WC Fields | 0 |
A roadrashed ballsack | 0 |
The Swamp-Ass Monster | 0 |
Jan Molby with late stage liver cirrhosis | 0 |
a tetherball being bitten by a mangy dog | 0 |
diseased sun-bleached beachball | 0 |
an opaque plastic bag full of used syringes | 0 |
A jumbo marshmallow left a little too long over the fire and then dropped in the dirt | 0 |
self-medicating scrofula sufferer | 0 |
unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat | 0 |
a grapefruit stuffed with moss | 0 |
a hate crime with overactive sweat glands | 0 |
The "before" picture in a racist weight-loss ad | 0 |
a polar bear that let itself go | 0 |
a peach three months past expiry | 0 |
a septic shit-vessel with oozing pustules | 0 |
a brillo pad that hates | 0 |
a gin-soaked wad of toilet paper | 0 |
a homemade Jabba the Hutt figure | 0 |
The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek | 0 |
An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca | 0 |
a misplaced jerk-off sock | 0 |
A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle. | 0 |
Michael Shannon after a super-size-me monthlong diet consisting entirely of cigarettes | 0 |
Satan's big toe | 0 |
Poop with a cigarette in it | 0 |
A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence | 0 |
the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea | 0 |
a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket | 0 |
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:44 (seven years ago) link
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