Worst gangster film out of Listal bottom 20 list (based on IMDB rankings)

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There are some stinkers in here, largely mob comedies, as parodying it has become rote. some of these are movies I've forgotten until I read this list! wote for the vorst!

pulled from here, so unofficial and why some films that aren't terrible snuck in (http://www.listal.com/list/mafia-movies-crusader22)

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Made	1
Mickey Blue Eyes	1
Analyze That	1
Boondock Saints II	1
The Whole Ten Yards	1
Oscar	1
Get Carter	1
The Family	0
Mad Dog and Glory	0
My Blue Heaven	0
Harlem Nights	0
Kiss of Death	0
Mobsters	0
The Juror	0
Family Business	0
The Crew	0
Deuces Wild	0
The Last Days of Frankie the Fly	0
Funny Money	0
Kiss Toledo Goodbye	0

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 February 2017 03:25 (nine years ago)

Mickey Blue Eyes I remember being dire, but had a lot of future Sopranos stars in it.

Analyze That was one of the worst pieces of garbage ever made.

Recall liking My Blue Heaven.

I liked Oscar as a kid but it was probably a terrible movie.

Vince Vaughn is the only redeemable thing about the terrible Made.

anybody seen BSII?

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 February 2017 03:26 (nine years ago)

Oscar was my favorite movie when I was ten. Watched it over and over, memorized all the lines, etc.

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 27 February 2017 11:56 (nine years ago)

How is Corky Romano not in this list.

― The Flautist of Flatus (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 February 2017 15:01 (nine years ago)

anybody seen BSII?

yep. my friends and I were big fans of the first one when we were 13 or 14. we knew the second one wouldn't be good but had to see it anyway. only held up hope because it was so long in the making, figured the butthead director would've come up with a few good scenes here and there. but it's worse than you think. still written for teenage boys with trenchcoats, though strangely the only hint of nudity is copious amount of male ass, even though there's a big "gay panic" stamp all over the script. the action scenes were pretty good though, if hilariously stylized and dumb. if sliding down a corridor on your knees puttin' bullets in hearts gets your pecker all rock hard, then this is the movie for you. I'd watch it again.

― frogbs, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:19 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 6 March 2017 00:01 (nine years ago)

Get Carter isn't that bad surely? For a really terrible Michael Caine gangster film the obvious choice would be Blue Ice.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 00:42 (nine years ago)

it refers to the stallone remake, surely

― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 6 March 2017 01:50 (nine years ago)

Oh... was not aware that existed

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:35 (nine years ago)

strangely the only hint of nudity is copious amount of male ass, even though there's a big "gay panic" stamp all over the script

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-10861

― The Flautist of Flatus (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 March 2017 15:44 (nine years ago)

No De Palma / Piscopo / DeVito Wise Guys?

― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:19 (nine years ago)

it should be acknowleged that Kiss of Death surely refers to a shitty remake as well.

p sure the only one of these i've seen is Mad Dog and Glory, in which Bill Murray is plausibly menacing!

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:38 (nine years ago)

mobsters is hilariously bad

― marcos, Monday, 6 March 2017 16:45 (nine years ago)

i taped a TV version of that when i was a kid and watched it 100 times

― marcos, Monday, 6 March 2017 16:45 (nine years ago)

This is surely the meh David Caruso/Samuel L. Jackson/Nick Cage "Kiss of Death," not the good Richard Widmark "Kiss of Death" ... I believe they just jacked the title, but it's a much better fake remake than the Stallone "Get Carter."

― Brad C., Monday, 6 March 2017 17:10 (nine years ago)

I think kiss Toledo goodbye has an exclamation mark in the title

― wins, Monday, 6 March 2017 17:33 (nine years ago)

so, that

― wins, Monday, 6 March 2017 17:33 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 00:01 (nine years ago)

I've only seen two of these - My Blue Heaven was terrible, Mad Dog & Glory was uneven but interesting

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 00:02 (nine years ago)

Made was fuckin' terrible

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 00:18 (nine years ago)

mad dog and glory was pretty good!

― piscesx, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 01:22 (nine years ago)

Mickey Blue Eyes was offensively bad

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 01:27 (nine years ago)

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