Best neural network generated pickup line

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Option	Votes
You look like a thing and I love you.	19
You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.	7
I don’t know you.	7
You are so beautiful that you know what I mean.	5
Hello.	4
I have a cenver? Because I just stowe must your worms.	2
I want to see you to my heart.	2
Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you.	1
Your beauty have a fine to me.	1
I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start.	1
I had a come to got your heart.	1
You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.	1
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I have a price tighting.	1
Are you a camera? Because I want to see the most beautiful than you.	0
I have a really falling for you.	0
I have to give you a book, because you’re the only thing in your eyes.	0
Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?	0
You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you.	0
If I were to ask you out?	0
Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive.	0
I want to get my heart with you.	0
Are you a 4loce? Because you’re so hot!	0

― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:36 (nine years ago)

You look like a thing and I love you.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:38 (nine years ago)

The sub-sub-Borat ones are bad, but not in a good way. They are just incoherent, ungrammatical, and pointless.

'You look like a thing and I love you' ftw.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:08 (nine years ago)

I DONT KNOW YOU

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:35 (nine years ago)

cenver vs toot vs see you to my heart

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:49 (nine years ago)

You look like a thing in a walk

― virginity simple (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:56 (nine years ago)

You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.

this is basically violent

― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:58 (nine years ago)

i had a come to get your heart is not without appeal but IDKYFTW

― ogmor, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:45 (nine years ago)

Tbh most of these would impress me, but 'You must be a triangle? Cause you're the only thing here'. <3

― tangenttangent, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:49 (nine years ago)

Being called a triangle wouldn't reach my heart. Tringle, otoh

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:11 (nine years ago)

Any of these would work if delivered with enough confidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rgzsO-AMM

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:17 (nine years ago)

'i can bear your toot' is one of the major reasons my wife is still married to me tbh

― 'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:28 (nine years ago)

Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave
Ever to say it for drive:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:33 (nine years ago)

The truth and minimalism of "I don’t know you" really makes it. A massive improvement over the question version attempted by schmucks everywhere

― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)

"You are so beautiful that you know what I mean" is also pretty good, just one semicolon or ellipses (to taste) from something I can imagine actually being said by a (lazy) person

― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:31 (nine years ago)

If I were to ask you out?

Might try this one.

― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:48 (nine years ago)

what is a 4loce

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:52 (nine years ago)

I want to get my heart with you.

This one is sweet.

I had a come to got your heart.

This one... is not.

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)

https://www.gianteagle.com/ProductImages/PRODUCT_NODE_81/895216001077.jpg

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:55 (nine years ago)

def I Don't Know You

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:59 (nine years ago)

shades of Mariah Carey on that one

https://media.giphy.com/media/F84sJ2FwEDJMA/giphy.gif

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:04 (nine years ago)

I don’t know you.

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:05 (nine years ago)

'I don't know you.' (slowly turns and walks away)

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:15 (nine years ago)

i don't know you. and that's ok. and here's why.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:23 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 20 April 2017 00:01 (nine years ago)

'I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start' vs. 'Hello'

Quite curious about how that watermelon-tinged 12% alcoholic beverage tastes

― Lee626, Thursday, 20 April 2017 05:23 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/BVStb13YiR5Qs/giphy.gif

― Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)

But let me start by saying
(You look like a thing and) I love you

― Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:12 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4oXXL1a5A

― Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)

(Kick to the nuts would probably be counterproductive, tho)

― Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)

so close to getting "I never you"

― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:59 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 21 April 2017 00:01 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

http://pickup.andrewpierno.com/

― Hilarity Winner (doo dah), Monday, 26 June 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

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