Go on then, how many autographs have you signed in yr lifetime?

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Obviously not on letters, documents, etc.

Basically, the rule is that it had to have been asked for, requested. The word 'autograph' explicitly stated or implicitly, um, implied..

Poll Results

OptionVotes
None 16
Between 1 and 5 10
Between 6 and 50 7
Between 50 and 300 4
Beyond counting, mate 2


Mark G, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

1 and 5

My run of local stardom in school plays, panto and Friday night big band got a couple of my lil bros friends excited.

virginity simple (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

definitely signed one for a little kid after a high school play

qualx, Friday, 21 April 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

If anyone has ever asked for my autograph, they were transparently making a joke and thus do not count. Ergo, none.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

going to get a darragh autograph one of these days to get him into that 6 level

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:12 (eight years ago)

if I eat, a little kid sticks his finger in my plate
I'll be signing autographs for three months straight

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 21 April 2017 04:17 (eight years ago)

Went to some event in Hollywood once and a group of women asked to have their photo taken with me. Counting it.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Friday, 21 April 2017 04:42 (eight years ago)

Mmmmmmmm..

Up to you, I'd say no but hey

Mark G, Friday, 21 April 2017 06:44 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAU0l7325w0&app=desktop

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 09:36 (eight years ago)

(i am ringo btw, peace and love)

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 09:37 (eight years ago)

One.

Back in the mid seventies, I did a TV Quiz show as part of a team, we won that year, met some pop stars and whoever was in the studios that week, prizes, etc. Good fun..

Anyway, I was in a newsagents with a friend, the girl behind the counter was the older sister of someone in my year at school, she recognised me from the show. My mate said "do you want his autograph?", to which she replied "mmm, I should, really. Go on then, yes please.." So I signed a blank bit of paper, and she put it away.

Of course, I mentioned it to her bro the Monday we were back in, I thought she was pretty cool but he acted like she'd majorly embarrassed him.

Mark G, Friday, 21 April 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

Ha. Between 6 and 50, very much closer to the '6' side of that spectrum though.

emil.y, Thursday, 11 May 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 12 May 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

Hmm, so there's a fair few volume signers on here..

Are they 1) Musicians, 2) Writers, or 3) look awfully like someone off the telly/movies?

Mark G, Friday, 12 May 2017 09:16 (eight years ago)

4) high profile sex offenders

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:17 (eight years ago)

They sign autographs? They on ILX while in prisn?

Mark G, Friday, 12 May 2017 09:43 (eight years ago)

5) Local councillors

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:46 (eight years ago)

signed one a few years ago when at a premiere with a fairly successful friend. i guess the young man who asked just thought best to get as many signatures as possible.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:46 (eight years ago)

Or he was polite, i.e. not going "ahem, not you.."

Mark G, Friday, 12 May 2017 09:49 (eight years ago)

haha

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:50 (eight years ago)

I was thinking obv none but then I remembered the time when me and some friends were in an old man pub in Liverpool and we kidded everyone that I was the lead singer out of kings of leon because I looked a bit like him at the time. I signed a few autographs then but not as myself so maybe they shouldn't count

i know kore-eda (or something), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:17 (eight years ago)

No, they count, bigtime! (Well, small time, but hey)

Mark G, Friday, 12 May 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

1) Musicians, 2) Writers

yes and yes.

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)


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