a tragic cry for attention from ilx's 108th-most-beloved current poster
https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3166/2628928849_521c586171.jpg
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)
ban ban ban (bizarro gazzara)
― imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)
j/k hb
― imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:30 (eight years ago)
Felicitations indeed
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:32 (eight years ago)
come on, more like 102nd
HAPPY BIRTDHAY bg THANKS FOR ALL THE LULZ
― Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)
ME AM WISH YOU UNHAPPY DEATHDAY, SUPERMAN. YOU AM LEAST FAVOIRTE POSTER ON YHN (YOU HATE NOTHING) MESSAGE BORAD.
― Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)
You Hate Nothing is a good idea for the next sandbox
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)
Oh HB BGYou're what, 23?
https://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p164/djesbe/harpy-birthday.jpg
AHRPY BIRTHDAY GAZZARRA
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)
Happy birthday bg! fwiw I'm 44 years young today myself, bet your so glad to share it with ILX's 6074th best poster!
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)
oh I thought the Wolves match was tomorrow, Happy Birthday calzino
― Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)
omg the best two posters on ilx in 2017 share a birthday
― imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)
Happy birthday Calzino!!
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)
spoiler alert: I've been calzino all along
(hb calzino/me btw)
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)
Shall a mod update the thread title
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)
will it have been established what region houses bg
― imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)
edit away mods, it'll make this thread seem less like a cry for help
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)
how else would we have known it was your birthday?
pretty sure I started my own birthday thread once many years back
― Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)
fyi, i entered my 38th year today with the v generous gift of a nintendo switch from my wife; kimchi cheese fries and fried chicken in a soy and garlic sauce for dinner; and a living-room screening of drunken master
not a bad way to get one year closer to death
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)
I hate you
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)
I'm 39 and no Nintendo Switch
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)
My kid got banned from his school transport for violent behaviour. I drank 2 bottles of chianti and considered joining any Monk's order that permits drinking booze and not praying. Town secured the playoffs. It was a good day:p
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)
HB anways
I listened to that documents podcast, ta. I thought it was good but not what i was expecting but the next one i heard was the cause of my latest revive of the IRA thread and was extraordinary
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)
that Document series is brilliant and next best thing to In Our Time on R4, will check that one out.
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)
My kid got banned from his school transport for violent behaviour.
Hell and damnation! Better move those bicycling lessons up your overcrowded agenda! Better still, have a happy birthday and accept a ton of good wishes from me.
And if you stick candles in those chianti bottles, you'll have two matching candelabra!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:24 (eight years ago)
nice one aimless! and all the best to you pal!
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)
hb2u2
― boxedjoy, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)
fuck
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 09:27 (seven years ago)
(happy birthday to calzino btw)
HBD! And don't sweat it, I'm 40 on Friday :-/
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 09:28 (seven years ago)
I sat and drankWhile my dreams decayI'm 45
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 09:33 (seven years ago)
as to you B G.
that song gets more chilling every year, rip m.e.s.
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 09:35 (seven years ago)
happy birthday to Calzino too!
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 09:46 (seven years ago)
Happy birthday BG and Calzino! <3
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 09:54 (seven years ago)
I've got a hell of a fun day lined up. New bed arriving between 12 and 2 pm. Might boil some potatoes later.
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:14 (seven years ago)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/884/521/353.gif
― The year has been nicely like we say and the more of helping (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:18 (seven years ago)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f5d6b5aa9225695d3d123342251aeb4/tumblr_inline_p7fzkeB9tt1rhpoh1_540.jpgcalzino, later today
― type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:20 (seven years ago)
Anyway. Happy birthday, calzino!
Oh, and I guess also to mah brother from a Scottish mother.
― The year has been nicely like we say and the more of helping (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:21 (seven years ago)
my plans include working all day then sitting at home alone while my wife goes to an evening class
it's gonna be lit fam
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:26 (seven years ago)
happy birthday lads! hope your special day is a fatberg of joy and merriment
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:32 (seven years ago)
yes I would also like to have a joy fatberg delivered to each of these important and famous men who have had an impact on my lifehb calzarro biganzahb big ol’ zine
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 10:55 (seven years ago)
hope you’re happy in your new bedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO9I61gYlms
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:03 (seven years ago)
♫ They'll be dancing in the streets of the Gulag tonight ♬
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:09 (seven years ago)
haha
build those gallows high, boys, we're havin' a communist party
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:14 (seven years ago)
Time to liquidate some Landlords and Rightists, and get accused of being tankies!
I have booked a council household waste collection immediately. The old bed is a truly minging site at the side of the house. I think I should have got rid of this bed when the exposed bit of spring cut into me one night, rather than "It'll be reet"-ing it and turning the mattress around!
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:28 (seven years ago)
this is the most auspicious conjunction of natal stars on the whole of ILX, and so close to 20/4 too
happy birthday both of youse
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 12:33 (seven years ago)
Happy birthday ladsI enjoy the towel snapping and hope there will be many more locker room shenanigans
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 13:03 (seven years ago)
luv2snap towels
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 15:17 (seven years ago)
enjoy bizarro
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)
happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 26 April 2019 04:03 (six years ago)
i hope this is ok, but i got really inspired by your birthday and christ and put a band together to record it. hope you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYlYdDZIhz0
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 April 2019 04:16 (six years ago)
love yall happy birthday
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 26 April 2019 04:26 (six years ago)
belated birthday greetings BG. I'm so obscenely old I needed an early nap last night.
― calzino, Friday, 26 April 2019 06:11 (six years ago)
happy belated! so many birthdays this week I lost track
― mh, Friday, 26 April 2019 06:45 (six years ago)
thanks folks, appreciate your kind responses to this blatant plea for attentionkarl, i feel closer to jesus than i have for quite some time so cheers for that
― Campaign For Dean Gaffney To Be The New James Bond (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 April 2019 07:15 (six years ago)
Hb!!
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:06 (six years ago)
happy birthday! mine is tomorrow, late April is a fine time of year
― Neil S, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:13 (six years ago)
Happy birthday lads! <3
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 April 2019 09:19 (six years ago)
mods remove this the birthday was yesterday… just kidding! lol we're all gonna to die lol!
xx yr pal the only good poster!! many happy returns of never leaving this and other hellsites
― mark s, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:22 (six years ago)
i’ve long since resigned myself to spending this eternal december 21 2012 posting on this hellsite tbh but i appreciate the sentiment nonetheless
― Campaign For Dean Gaffney To Be The New James Bond (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 April 2019 09:28 (six years ago)
tbf it was a good day
― mark s, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:29 (six years ago)
great revive
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:01 (five years ago)
Ffs
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:04 (five years ago)
Btw happy berfday!!!
happy birthday to one of ilx‘s good cunts
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:08 (five years ago)
speaking of which, happy birthday also to calzino
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:11 (five years ago)
and al pacino, very much the calzino of the silver screeno
homo2’s bday as well I think!
― mh, Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:13 (five years ago)
hbd bg!!
happy december 21 2012, time to enter the slack for extra dimensions of eternal hellsite fun
― mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:14 (five years ago)
ffs hbd bg hugs!
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:14 (five years ago)
¡Happy B-day BG!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:15 (five years ago)
All ilx birthdays are in April Happy birthday everyone
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:18 (five years ago)
thanks for calling me a vain, bombastic, boorish self-parody of myself bg *checks notes* oh no carry on your quite correct pal and hb yourself pal!
― calzino, Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:18 (five years ago)
Horny boomers in the summertime
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
happy birthday calz also (if not already covered by saying this to BG, everyone is everyone else in this static mayan infinity)
― mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 17:21 (five years ago)
Happy birthday bg and calz and homoii!
― a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:11 (five years ago)
Happy birthday to all Aprilians!
― pomenitul, Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:16 (five years ago)
hb all
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:47 (five years ago)
above all ronan
― mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:57 (five years ago)
get to the slack, ye coward
― mh, Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:00 (five years ago)
where’s my fucking invite u ingrates
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:05 (five years ago)
fp
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:07 (five years ago)
instructions for entering the slack
https://i.imgur.com/ciGgFi0.gif
― mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:08 (five years ago)
https://media0.giphy.com/media/wywxKue4FVPXy/source.gif
― mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
Hb to calz and BG, may you both lol live a long and healthy life
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 April 2020 20:27 (five years ago)
"both"
― mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 20:37 (five years ago)
hbd gazzer and calzer
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 April 2020 20:47 (five years ago)
happy briday to bazzor gazzoli, he was a poster
http://www.youtube.com/M84t8ptQifk
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 April 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
hb you bastids!
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 April 2020 09:05 (five years ago)
Happy birthday bg and calzino!
― scampus unrest (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 25 April 2021 11:11 (four years ago)
thanks pal! happy birthday to calz, hope you’re having a good day
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 April 2021 11:13 (four years ago)
HOPPY BARFDAY BG and CALZ
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 April 2021 11:27 (four years ago)
cheers spacecadet and NV and as to you fellow Taurean B G! fucking hell, 48 though... still don't feel much different since about 35 - here's to the long thirties!
― calzino, Sunday, 25 April 2021 11:30 (four years ago)
Happy birthday bg! Happy birthday calz!
― pomenitul, Sunday, 25 April 2021 13:38 (four years ago)
"108th-most-beloved" 🤔🤔🤔
― mark s, Sunday, 25 April 2021 13:39 (four years ago)
that would sound like a gross overestimation in my case!
― calzino, Sunday, 25 April 2021 13:51 (four years ago)
first equal in my book
― mark s, Sunday, 25 April 2021 13:57 (four years ago)
Have a wild time you two :)
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:11 (four years ago)