choose wisely

pence

the republican party needs to be as closely associated with the outcomes of this regime as is possible and trump apparatus acts as an insulator

president trump seems more likely to stymie congressional agenda - he should at least stay in office until dems recapture house (hopefully in 2018) in which case the calculus changes and pence becomes preferable for not being a psychotic idiot.

Pence because however bad evil competence is compared to evil competence I feel like there'd be a lower chance of nuclear apocalypse

accidental Laurel and Hardy-style nuclear apocalypse I meant to say

voted president mike pence because he would be the first life-size action man doll to hold the office and visible representation for generations of polymer-americans is v important

President Pence is like having all of your limbs chopped off. President Trump is like having all of your limbs chopped off and also you constantly smell like shit and also you can't stop vomiting and also some creepy pervert is constantly resting his scrotum on your shoulder oh and also your friends and loved ones have been sewn together into a human ouroboros. Like it's barely a choice but there's an obviously-preferable awful choice imo.

pence for the reasons cited above, plus his family wouldn't sell the country to the goddamn communists

ikr

Pence is less immediately dangerous, extremely boring, very stupid, highly unelectable imo, and i assume if he's president it's because Trump fucked up to such an extent that he'd have taken down part of the party with him. Or Trump has run into a bit of shall we say "misfortune". either way, it's a better outcome.

pence for the reasons cited above

glad i can count on your support for polymer-americans

i like "shall we say" its always redolent of an expensively suited european quietly examining his fingernails while clearly imagining very specific types of violence

lol, too true

Pence. There's no way to right the ship after a resignation/impeachment. The midterms would be a D blowout and Pence would be a lame duck his whole term.

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I voted using the android app and it prompted me w "you are about to vote for president mike pence." v distressing

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtqiwWZDXoRXggE/giphy.gif

I'lll !!!

i still think it's nice that they wanted to show off his spelling skills, it's like when they trained Palin to say "ahmadinejad" at the first VP debate in '08

http://i.imgur.com/BZpG9Y5.gif

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