WHO WUD U FUK: Eric F. Trump or Donald J. Trump Jr?

Eric is like a potato gone sentient

voting don jr only on the grounds that he looks marginally less likely to eat me after we have completed our coitus than his brother

Eric is like a potato gone sentient

this is perhaps the kindest thing anyone has ever said about eric f trump

This is like asking whether I'd prefer to have my penis sliced down the middle or chopped off altogether. I mean...it isn't possible to have both, so why tease me with such tantalizing options?

look you're gonna have to start your own thread on that if you wanna talk about it, stop shitting up my beautiful thraed o' trump-humping

i did think about including an option for both at the same time but i felt sure most rational poll responders would choose to be the perspiring meat in a trump-brothers sandwich so i restricted it to just the current choices

Donnie Jr would probably let you sniff a rose first

Everything about the thought of Trumpian organs of generation conjures up Cthulhuoid nightmare imagery.

Eric is probably into coprophagia. i base this on his face

that's a shit-eating grin alright

Everything about the thought of Trumpian organs of generation conjures up Cthulhuoid nightmare imagery.

that nightmare intersection where old ones meet nouveau-riche

uh wherer's Jared

this poll is restricted solely to those adult-aged sons who burst forth into the world carrying the curse of trump dna, sorry alfred

heterosexuality oppresses women, exhibits a and b

can you imagine that Eric Trump grapefruit head plowing headfirst out of the womb

guys it is with great regret that i must report that i can't find any pictures of either eric or don jr flaunting their beach bodies to help guide your decision

however i have sourced this picture of a ziploc bag three-quarters-filled with mayonnaise which may be instructive

http://natashaskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Mimosa-Salad-4-600x400.jpg

well you won't get gonorrhea from the plastic bag of mayo so

Order of pictures is reversed from the order of the poll options, so with a heavy heart had to fp you.

fuck

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can't vote

Hey waitamin, how did the first two photos actually get displayed in Safari on my phone when every other image link is just the link address?

I think bc it's a poll

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how did this get 12 votes

eric f trump must be devastated by this landslide loss, but the people of ilx have spoken and we are all now are obligated to fuk donald j trump jr

(that includes u tombot sorry)

"however i have sourced this picture of a ziploc bag three-quarters-filled with mayonnaise which may be instructive"

can u mate with it?

not in the sense that you can actually produce offspring with it, no, but you can have a helluva good time trying

er, so i'm told

tempted to run this poll again with the options being donald j trump jr, eric f trump, and a ziploc bag three-quarters-filled with mayonnaise tbh

Order of pictures is reversed from the order of the poll options, so with a heavy heart had to fp you.

As a result, the one Eric vote can be moved over to Don J Jr.

o shit eric's gonna be crushed

crushed vs smashed

I think Mayo in a landslide win

Well there's my sandwich ruined

I was trying to place Don Jr, finally did

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2010/04/04/realestate/04squarefeet/04squarefeet-articleLarge.jpg
http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads//2012/04/Vampires-Kiss-Nicolas-Cage.jpg