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HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING DONALD J. TRUMP'S 71ST BIRTHDAY?

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I AM GOING TO GOLF IN THE MORNING AND ORIGAMI MY HAIR FOR A NIGHT OUT

― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 02:00 (nine years ago)

i'm taking my face and melting it into a limeade gin

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 02:01 (nine years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/09/article-2276038-17730B14000005DC-814_632x430.jpg

― sarahell, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 02:37 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31uZH5waTk

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 03:01 (nine years ago)

crying, wanking

― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 08:58 (nine years ago)

three scoops for lunch!

― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 16:58 (nine years ago)

crying, wanking

just a regular Wednesday for me, too

― a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 18:55 (nine years ago)

why change a winning formula

― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 18:55 (nine years ago)

Same thing we do every night, Pinky: never stop posting.

― Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 19:15 (nine years ago)

I thought I'd mix it up and just cut my dick off so that I never accidentally bring kids into this fallen, broken world.

j/k, crying and wanking.

― Urinal Cake Boss (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 19:40 (nine years ago)

I taught my grade 3/4 class "Blitzkrieg Bop" for next week's school assembly. It seemed like the obvious thing to do.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 22:32 (nine years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61T5ZCtFx0L._SY355_.jpg

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 22:34 (nine years ago)

I'm going to celebrate by getting sued by a couple of state AGs, sued by 200 Democrats, and learning I am under investigation.

Oh, wait, I thought you were asking how he was going to celebrate.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 June 2017 02:31 (nine years ago)

taking a humongous crap

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2017 02:47 (nine years ago)

i guess by reading that WaPo investigation scoop

many hidden returns, Yammie

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:09 (nine years ago)


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