Which could also be things that manifest from those imperfections.
And please excuse my language/terms and please, these are not festishes, so to speak .
I've always been drawn to men with a cleft lip/ cleft palate. I can spot it half a mile away!
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Saturday, 17 June 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)
Of course we are all, all of us, a bunch of physical imperfections.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Saturday, 17 June 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)
Is this a bad idea for a thread :/
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Saturday, 17 June 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)
Underbites
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 17 June 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)
i'm not phobic to disability like the jeopardy guy, ken jennings, i'll tell you that!!! i can find extremely hot people hot regardless of their degree of able-ness. thanks
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 17 June 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)
big butts
― Bnad, Saturday, 17 June 2017 03:56 (eight years ago)
big flippin honkers, sick nasty gams, stinky old heehaws, skyscraper jambronies, big butts, stanky nardlingers
― qualx, Saturday, 17 June 2017 04:23 (eight years ago)
STINKIN SCHNOZZES OUT THE OLD ASS
― qualx, Saturday, 17 June 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)
Slouching tall girls.
― Wes Brodicus, Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)
It's interesting that the culture has changed in such a way that nobody would want to talk about a topic like this. Including me. But still, I'm not sure the topic is necessarily that objectifying, or in any case everyone has these kinds of preferences anyway so it's odd that it seems sleazy to talk about them. Again, it seems sleazy to me too, I'm just trying to introduce the topic of today's colloquium.
― Treeship, Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)
"festishes" is an inadvertent coinage that doesn't bear thinking about
― more like matthew badlose (wins), Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)
Those folks who regulate the metrics for 'physical perfection' have pretty boring tastes, imo.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 June 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)
I googled most of the things qualx said and Rule 34 does not apply. Skyscraper jambronies though.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 June 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)
you will receive an invite to our private tracker once you prove you're a gentleman of discriminating taste
― qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)
people in the before photos of before-and-after otoplasty images
I was a little distressed when I learned that there's a procedure to "correct" adorable stickie-outie dumbo ears
― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Sunday, 18 June 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)
HUGE EYES
(not just "cute anime eyes" but eyes the size of basketballs and optic nerves the breadth of undersea cables, each one so big that it is housed in a separate self-contained skull)
― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Sunday, 18 June 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)
I've always liked big noses and am genuinely disappointed when celebs downsize with rhinoplasty.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 18 June 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)
bunny lip with exposed front teeth (no gaps)
― the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)
xps calling them "dumbo ears" doesn't help.
― new noise, Monday, 19 June 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)
ILX aint sleazy enough. I go months without wanting to contribute to ongoing diatribe.
― the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)
I found this site years ago when doing a GIS for Laraine Newman, if he keeps to his schedule a third woman should be added this September:
http://big-nose-girls.tripod.com/index.html
Welcome to Beautiful Big Noses.Recent Updates12.21.10: Yes, this page rises from the dead! After a six year hiatus, Laraine Newman images added.03.20.04: Website started. Images of Sabrina Impacciatore added.
Recent Updates12.21.10: Yes, this page rises from the dead! After a six year hiatus, Laraine Newman images added.03.20.04: Website started. Images of Sabrina Impacciatore added.
― soref, Monday, 19 June 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/07c1cc3955da43684544011d8ab1dd45636bf4c9b023c7248108e3056f9a85ef_3.jpg
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)
my schnoz interest is quite discriminating, if it's big and wide, sorry, I'm an extremely busy man; if it protrudes 2 inches from your upper lip and there's maybe a mildly deviated septum, if it's like a boat sail in the wind that you sometimes rest your spectacles on, well, my calendar is quite flexible actually, any shows you'd like to see?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 19 June 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)
Slightly crossed eyes.
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)
not sure yet if this is a parody thread or not
― Frank Ocean is the Ultimate Solution (rushomancy), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)
I like that also darragh.
I don't think I've ever made a parody thread.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)
Another vote for slightly cross-eyed
Will add:
slightly crooked teethnon-white teeth
An ex had grey teeth and I absolutely loved her smile
Super white teeth is twilight zone scary for me
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:44 (eight years ago)
omg this is the best part
How to Use this SiteUse the links above to navigate through the site. To see scans and videocaptures of beautiful women with large noses, go to Images, or click on the gorgeous American actress, Sarah Jessica Parker, to the left. To see some of my favorite websites dedicated to beauties with big noses, go to Links. To e-mail me, go to E-mail. However, if you want to use an internet e-mail service like yahoo or hotmail instead of your computer's default e-mail, don't click above, send mail to big_nose_gi✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ instead.
To see scans and videocaptures of beautiful women with large noses, go to Images, or click on the gorgeous American actress, Sarah Jessica Parker, to the left. To see some of my favorite websites dedicated to beauties with big noses, go to Links. To e-mail me, go to E-mail. However, if you want to use an internet e-mail service like yahoo or hotmail instead of your computer's default e-mail, don't click above, send mail to big_nose_gi✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ instead.
― j., Monday, 19 June 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)
and then it's only one woman
― j., Monday, 19 June 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)
and then six years later he adds one more
― j., Monday, 19 June 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)
and the links page is still empty
the internet went downhill as soon as sites stopped being like this
Everybody already knows the story about how Jennifer Grey really regretted her rhinoplasty, right?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 19 June 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)
OTM. And gap in the front teeth obviously.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 19 June 2017 08:54 (eight years ago)
Overbites <B
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 19 June 2017 09:28 (eight years ago)
I heard a funny thingSomebody said to meYou know that I could be in loveWith almost everyone
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 19 June 2017 09:32 (eight years ago)
Anyone likes paleness and mean narrow eyes like an Australian slip fielder, hit me up
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 19 June 2017 09:33 (eight years ago)
people who have Morrisseys on their cheeks
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 19 June 2017 11:23 (eight years ago)
whales with 18th century harpoon points embedded in their blubber
― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)
p much any imperfection other than "no longer alive"
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)
bald people unrepresented itt
― Unchanging Window (Ross), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)
bicycle wheels with bent/missing spokes
― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 03:19 (eight years ago)
https://media.tenor.com/images/013bd54a6b076dd471906fc8ba03afcf/tenor.gif
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)
Count me in with the slightly-crossed eyes and big noses crew. Though I don't really care about whether someone has any form of physical imperfection or not if they're a great person, I definitely find those two things v cute.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)
Woah woah we are separate crews.
NB I don't think I've ever gone out with a girl who liked her nose now that I think of it so maybe we are not separate crews and I've just never considered it
NBB their noses were all fine tbh
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)
when a woman's sneeze is barely audible
what do you call these? small sneezes?
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)
snoozes
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)
sneezettes
― loud horn beeping jazzsplaining arse (dog latin), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)
Squints.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 April 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)