Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Dud

good luck donald trump

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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ratner on the right

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can't see the coke

The Melania movie is at a hilarious 6% approval on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, and 99% approval from audience members.

Well, to be fair, audience members who gave lower ratings are now in Guantanamo.

“We loved it. It was much better than Cats. We’re going to see it again and again.”

https://maxread.substack.com/p/suicide-rightism-and-the-penguin

excellent blog post by max

The majority of those audience reviews are almost certainly bots.

All basic variations of "The cinema was packed. Everyone applauded at the end. The First Lady is such an inspiration" etc

"it was much better than Cats"

during trump's first term, i shared an office with an investment company and the guy who ran it --- the son of a very well known european financier --- often complained that melania was being unfairly snubbed by the media because she was the most fashionable first lady ever. he knew her socially apparently. this was the only real injustice of the administration that made an impression on him.

my sentence was unclear: he thought that she should be celebrated more for her taste and beauty. if she was married to a different president, he argued, she would be.

Except that we celebrate lots of people for their taste and beauty. Especially when they are beautiful and have good taste. It's a whole industry.

But notice how basically none of the people we celebrate have a vibe that is so... remote?

I dunno Grace Jones or Brigitte Nielsen or Tilda Swinton or Cillian Murphy are attractive in somewhat austere ways. Opinions differ on them. But they but also seem... fun? Tyra Banks is fun. Melania just doesn't seem like she'd be fun to be around. That's okay, not everyone needs to be.

she is not an aspirational figure. she is married to a grotesque pedophile who clearly doesn't give a shit about her.

so no one is going to look to her as a grace jones. this person i am talking about was an idiot.

Well, one thing you can say for is that she's yet another immigrant doing a job no one else wants to do. So there's that.

From Australia came a report that only one ticket had been pre-sold this week across Hoyts’ 12 cinemas.

this made my heart leap into my throat so I clicked through and counted state-by-state and they have 17 cinemas in my state, 48 total nationwide

theyre saying he shit his pants at :33 and the evidence does point that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg

SharTrutherism

who’s job is it to change him?

Many people are saying it was bigly

Trump 28: the candidate for change

(Being changed, that is)

trump gets shit done

He won in a pantsslide

He’s running.

Yes but there have been leaks

(narrator) Funny enough...President Trump was sitting on a copy of the Constitution when the meeting began.

He’s runny

He bet on the Browns in the Super Bowel

Like the saying goes, "speak softly and carry a big shit, you will go fart."

(not mine, saw elsewhere) Thank You For Attention To This Splatter

From Australia came a report that only one ticket had been pre-sold this week across Hoyts’ 12 cinemas.

LOL that had to mean "in Melbourne" or "in Sydney" right? Loving the idea Australia only has 12 cinemas.

she is not an aspirational figure.

think of all the people whose lives have been changed by two simple words, ‘be best’

it’s hard to quantify such a thing, to put a number on it. but that number would probably be 0

'be best'

Done. That was so easy.

So he's gonna demolish the Kennedy Center too...

After a one year review of The Trump Kennedy Center, that has taken place with Contractors, Musical Experts, Art Institutions, and other Advisors and Consultants, deciding between either Construction with Closure and Re-Opening or, Partial Construction while continuing Entertainment Operations through a much longer period of time, working in and around the Performances, I have determined that The Trump Kennedy Center, if temporarily closed for Construction, Revitalization, and Complete Rebuilding, can be, without question, the finest Performing Arts Facility of its kind, anywhere in the World. In other words, if we don’t close, the quality of Construction will not be nearly as good, and the time to completion, because of interruptions with Audiences from the many Events using the Facility, will be much longer. The temporary closure will produce a much faster and higher quality result!

Based on these findings, and totally subject to Board approval, I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything that has taken place with respect to such a Facility before.

Therefore, The Trump Kennedy Center will close on July 4th, 2026, in honor of the 250th Anniversary of our Country, whereupon we will simultaneously begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex. Financing is completed, and fully in place! This important decision, based on input from many Highly Respected Experts, will take a tired, broken, and dilapidated Center, one that has been in bad condition, both financially and structurally for many years, and turn it into a World Class Bastion of Arts, Music, and Entertainment, far better than it has ever been before. America will be very proud of its new and beautiful Landmark for many generations to come. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Man, I cannot wait for the big day, it’s just taking too damn long

Based on these findings, and totally subject to Board approval

it is fucking eerie how i know exactly his tone in saying these words, without hearing them out loud

and also of course the hilarious understanding that it’s his kissass Board, everyone that’s not completely full of shit got kicked out

2 years of construction, so finished on july 4, 2028, election season/year/40% of our lives/ ugh and whoever plays that concert simultaneously bribed the trump administration to do it and is also a really shitty artist, almost certainly tacky, excellent combo

No construction project this fuck face has been involved with has ever finished anywhere near on schedule.

better than being embarrassed when no one wants to perform because you put your name on the building i guess

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2012/EFTA02731433.pdf

page 16, in the bottom paragraph, next to an article snippet regarding Ivana’s divorce where Ivana says “You came out of your divorce with dignity and pride, and that's how I would like to come out of mine", the child writes: “Does this lady know you can’t have any dignity if you’ve been with him? I know I have none. Only skittles.”

i think this is the most direct evidence yet that trump abused a child trafficked to him by epstein. the diary was written in 2001 when this victim was approximately 16.

sorry, wrong thread.

better than being embarrassed when no one wants to perform because you put your name on the building i guess

The conductor of the National Symphony only just a few days ago was saying that they’re staying. dismaying, but now they have to go elsewhere. i’m sure the first he heard they were getting kicked out was that “truth”

ironic

who’s job is it to change him?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

agolf shitler

Soap and Change

sorry, wrong thread.

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Is it though

didn't Michael Cohen say Trump has been wearing diapers for a while now

Yes, according to many sources he frequently shits himself and is wiped down and perfumed, but doesn't shower because it's too cumbersome to get out and back into his corset, which he why he alleged always smells horrible.

People come up to him with tears in their eyes, saying sir, sir...

Now we know why

shart of the deal

the question is: why does he shit himself? It's not like he has a fiber-rich diet of fruits, vegetables and whole grains like muesli. If anything, he should have an impacted fatberg bowel where he rarely shits at all