Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Dud

good luck donald trump

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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ah, he’s using the National Security excuse again, can’t argue against that, very good sir.

hilarious that it is literally a place anyone can show up in and Camp David is incredibly fortified.

"Absolutely sir, moving the contents of Fort Knox to Mar-a-Lago in the name of national security is a great idea."

wasn't there something else recently that he pretended the army was asking him to do? like to blow something up and he told them, no it's a national treasure!

i think this is just his new "sir" -- if he says "the military is telling me to..." then you know it is a complete figment (not that that's the only tell, since 99% of what comes out of his mouth is deluded)

wasn't there something else recently that he pretended the army was asking him to do?

i think it was supposedly the secret service "told him" to "take down" the oval office, sir, and trump said "i will not stand for that. the oval office is a historic treasure and it is not to be torn down, no, instead we will build it UP with our good deeds!", and they all said "oh yes sir, much better sir!"

right that was it. lol

he thinks this shit sounds plausible bc he can't imagine that everyone isn't as focused on real estate and construction and contracting grifts as he is

speaking of contracting grifts a contractor friend of mine told me, re: the ballroom: “Can you imagine the change orders for that thing?”

As someone who spends parts of his days reviewing change orders, that just gave me the howling fantods. The grift buried in those is likely fucking insane.

all kinds of cool stuff falling off trucks

This shit looks like a horror movie. Happy Halloween.

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and the very first thing a democratic president will be asked by the press is how he’s going to “reach across the divide”

― AI Influencer Pope (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 October 2026 23:16 (yesterday)

It better be to smack some fools

This shit looks like a horror movie. Happy Halloween

what is that thing standing next to him?

you've seriously never seen the Black Hole Sun video?

That’s Mrs Dell do

Xp not do

people focus a lot on her utterly horrifying face but I think what really makes her so unsettling is the way she stands and her overall body proportions, she comes off like a fucked up robot

Or someone with an eating disorder, jfc those hollow cheeks

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republicans are literally discovering new ways to stand every day

“thank you,sir, for your mercy”

and I’m definitely not calling for empathy for anybody who chooses to hitch them themselves to Trump’s wagon but if you’re a woman in his orbit, you better have a eating disorder or he’ll probably call you a hog

you've seriously never seen the Black Hole Sun video?

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lmao

Susan Dell gives the tableau a Lynchy vibe, like real life but ... weirder.

“I am pleased to announce that my Administration will, immediately, begin sending ‘Checks’ of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums,” Trump wrote.

"nearly $100" is kinda funny

$90....nearly $100. close enough. we could have made it a round $100 to avoid this problem, but...well we're just covering our ass because of how we just spent our entire lives fighting to make health insurance as shitty as possible

That will cover about one bag of groceries.

A tortilla and one other thing

maybe you can have two pencils, maybe you don't need ten pencils

has he yet mentioned the very qualified UN peace prize recipient?

we might have to annex Norway, people are saying, let's just take their oil

very funny that the Groyper right’s whole deal was “they want us to eat bugs and own nothing” and Trump is literally telling them you will own nothing and eat bugs

UN peace prize??

I think Andy meant that the winner of the Nobel PP has worked for the UN in various capacities

yes sorry... not the FIFA peace prize

lol Cap'n dipshit threw a fit and now they are sanctioning this "rogue court" because she won

oh yeah these clowns HATE international courts

generally not a good idea to piss off the court you'll eventually be facing*

* - in a better world than others

Bibi is also really pissed she won

Joint statement on support for the International Criminal Court

Joint statement from the Foreign Ministers of Canada, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands and the UK.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/joint-statement-on-support-for-the-international-criminal-court

TY

lol Cap'n dipshit threw a fit and now they are sanctioning this "rogue court" because she won

I think this was already in the works:
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/21/trump-administration-readies-sweeping-sanctions-against-icc-reports-say

yeah, she's also a former judge, not currently on the ICC.. but she led the panel that labeled Gaza a genocide, Israel is freaking out

but I love this: Nobel peace prize winner Navi Pillay jokes about sharing award with Donald Trump
because I know this will send him into a screaming fit, Natalie is probably crying right now

Israel is very prone to freaking out, but seems to prefer freaking out to observing international laws and human rights.

dud, just to update

really is shocking he didn't win

Trump also recited a list of wars he claims to have settled, some of which were not wars and some that are still not settled, before adding: “I’m about to settle or win two more: Iran and Russia-Ukraine.”

Trump said he would be ending both wars “quickly”.

“I will tell you what,” he added, darkly. “Iran will be very quick one way or the other: that they give us everything or they don’t exist any longer.”

It's always the Apocalypse with this guy.

Pax Morona

what stupid moron, its hour come round at last, slouches in its leaky depends towards wherever in the middle east to drop bombs

Trump also recited a list of wars he claims to have settled, some of which were not wars and some that are still not settled, before adding: “I’m about to settle or win two more: Iran and Russia-Ukraine.”

Not at all clear what outcome in the Russia-Ukraine war Trump would consider a win. Probably any...

He's often said that the Iran War he started must end in unconditional surrender by Iran. How he expects to accomplish that at all is a mystery, let alone "soon".