Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Dud

good luck donald trump

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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_i was watching with sound off and unless he was slurring like he does when his dentures are loose it was a total waste of time_

Yeah, me too. I refuse to listen to his voice anymore unless I absolutely have to. Did something in particular he said make him seem more unwell than... anything in the last, I don't know, three years?

I make up a voice in my head for him that is a cross between Eric Cartman and Dave Foley’s elderly CEO character from the Kids in the Hall

if only brown stuff would start coming out of his mouth

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6702qu

who says it doesn't?

if you watch with sound on he says "my eyes are bleeding and poop drips from my mouth surely i will die tonight"

haha

but I must clarify, the brown stuff is in no way poo-based.

this is pitiful https://bsky.app/profile/wapplehouse.bsky.social/post/3mngdt6bov22p

Maybe he got confused with the use of the olympic swimming pools unit of measure vs the empire state building unit of measure and just stuck them all on there for good... measure.

interesting use of the royal 'we' in all this... like he came up with the idea for the reflecting pool, sure okay it might have already existed but most people, a lot of folks, are saying 'Sir, sir you made this pool into a national treasure, thank you sir"

its gonna be funny when the pool looks exactly the same afterwards

I briefly waded in that pool in the early 90s and I can tell you there are men in the shrubbery who appear out of nowhere and tell you to get the hell out... it's not very deep

reflecting lool

do you think he sketches out plans for an 18 hole course on the National Mall during boring meetings? it's just wasted space

These social media accounts posting videos of Trump and claiming they definitively show some end-of-life stroke by our big boy and the video is the same rambling bullshit he's done since the 80s are some of the most deeply lame cope I've ever seen.

speculation on trumps medical condition from a paramedic, kind of an annoying piece i wouldnt really recommend it but heres the diagnosis

By July 2025, we could all see the gross swelling of the ankles. Photos at the Club World Cup final show visibly swollen ankles. Makeup visibly covering bruises on his hand. White House is forced to announce a diagnosis. They said he had chronic venous insufficiency. A condition where leg veins can’t push blood back to the heart.

That is, by definition, impaired blood flow in the extremities. You know, the same thing they said wasn’t an issue three months prior.

Then come the MRI’s and CT scans. The same one that Trump said he passed despite it not being a pass-fail test. These are also the same tests that he had no idea where they were taken from.

Most of the doctors who have talked to the news have stated that they believe they have been tracking the mental decomposition of Trump’s brain. They think they are monitoring the obvious growing neurological impairments that Trump keeps displaying.

I’d challenge that.

Trump is suffering from symptoms of chronic heart failure (CHF). That is caused when the heart cannot pump blood through the body without backing up. That is what causes all that swelling and edema. It is why if you could use his ankles like silly putty and capture scenes from Marmaduke in the newspaper with it.

There are a lot of different causes of CHF. More often than not it is caused by BLC, or commonly known as bad life choices. The heart no longer has the strength it needs due to stress, damage, and other circumstances.

It isn’t fatal. It does cause people to not sleep at night well because if they are not sleeping with a c-pap machine then they are sleeping elevated to stop the fluid from backing up into the lungs and causing them to stop breathing.

It also should mean a low sodium diet and a fuck ton of Lasix. That’s a med that takes excessive fluid out of your body. We all know that Trump sustains himself only on McDonalds and bigotry, so we know that he doesn’t comply with the low sodium aspect.

Except that doesn’t explain why he has been getting a CT scan EVERY three months. A significant number of medical professionals are dead set that they are worried about his mental decline, and they are trying to make sure he still has all neurologic functions.

I think that there is something more dangerous that his medical team is monitoring and tracking. I think that what they are monitoring closely isn’t his mental health. It is the time bomb in his belly.

An abdominal aortic aneurysm (AAA) is what happens when the Aorta (Main blood delivery system to the heart) starts to get a bulge in it. The side wall of the Aorta starts to push outward. It is a serious life-threatening condition.

If a AAA ruptures, which they are prone to do, then unless you are physically on an operating table under bright lights with a skilled surgeon, you can kiss your ass goodbye.

The AAA makes the CHF worse which also explains why he has the pitting edema in every extremity. Edema is what happens when there is a fluid leakage from the blood vessels and the body’s natural drain system (The Lymphatic system) isn’t able to filter out all the excess fluid from the blood.

It causes that ‘sloshy’ looking skin that if you press into, leaves an indent. When you know what you are looking for, you can spot pitting edema across the room just by the socks the person is wearing.

https://nicholasjorcutt.substack.com/p/im-trained-to-know-when-someone-is

im usually against fanfic but that wasn't the worst ive ever read

These social media accounts posting videos of Trump and claiming they definitively show some end-of-life stroke by our big boy and the video is the same rambling bullshit he's done since the 80s are some of the most deeply lame cope I've ever seen.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, June 3, 2026 9:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

obviously there's a lot of wishcasting going on right now but his rapid decline seems pretty undeniable to me. even the rambling moron we saw during the 2024 debates is a night and day difference to who we've got now.

bloated skeksis motherfucker

yeah that actually seems like a realistic guess - heart failure. all the 'he is losing his miiiind' stuff seems silly to me.

killed by an abdominal aortic aneurysm, adult alternative album format, or the american automobile association, which is funnier

xp can’t lose something you never had

i also have a feeling he has several years left at least. obviously i hope i'm wrong but.

they can keep people alive so long now particularly with the infinite medical resources he has, some sort of major rupture would still do it tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRnenQYG7I

some sort of major rupture would still do it tho

lol

i only care about one indicator: is he still playing golf?

if he's still playing golf, i don't care how almost dead he is, he's got several months to go minimum

so, i just want to know when he stops playing golf, then i'll start paying more attention to how close he is to dying

According to the Trump golf tracker (https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/) he hasn't played since May 17. If he doesn't play this weekend, that will be the first time since the start of this term that he's gone three weeks without playing.

they can keep people alive so long now particularly with the infinite medical resources he has

I think its pretty likely that access to the best medical care in the world is probably the thing keeping him alive right now, similar to how COVID probably would've killed him if he wasn't able to get airlifted to cutting edge treatment. obviously this administration is being as opaque as they possibly can but we do know his schedule is basically wide open most days and that he's being administered MRIs and cognitive tests fairly frequently, fair to say whatever it is he's receiving treatment for it around the clock.

explosive diarrhea

that golf site is so lame since all it shows is that he only golfs on weekends which feels like it makes the opposite of whatever point they're trying to make

On two successive days last month I got stuck on a highway entrance ramp while the golfbound motorcade went by.

he still golfs more than any president in history despite saying over and over that he wouldn't have time to go golfing

Sounds like someone who is not actually going to drop dead at any moment.

Newt Gingrich, asked about this in an interview in 2106, indicated that Trump would be a person of vigor in the mold of Teddy Roosevelt - his drive and manic energy were such that he'd be working out the problems of the nation while also playing a shit-ton of golf

that post briefly made me envision a world where somehow in 2106 Trump and Gingrich are both still alive. Seems likely enough considering how everything else is going.

Sounds like someone who is not actually going to drop dead at any moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe5eL8LQdY0

Sounds like someone who is not actually going to drop dead at any moment

heh yeah, exactly. wake me up when he's playing putt-putt from a wheelchair

until then, i have other evil people who should die sooner to think about

According to the Trump golf tracker (https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/) he hasn't played since May 17.

He played last weekend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidential_trips_made_by_Donald_Trump_(2026)

is there video of him playing?

he seems sickly, weak, and tired in recent footage i've seen. would like to see him swing a golf club.

he’ll outlive us all.

speaking of people who should be dead, Newt Gingrich deserves Mr Choppy as much as any of the ghouls currently in power

^^^ yes

sleeping through some bullshit oval office bullshit atm

oh shit Lee Greenwood is IN for Freedom 250! I knew he'd save the day with his one song

What is it about people getting to the dying age that make them decide they're going to try and burn down the restaurant on their way out the door

because we believe we’ll never be back, and the actions on the way out reflect how we feel about that

(whereas, some people believe they’ll be back, and their actions also reflect that)