Trump, the movie: Let's hear your actors, director, screenplay etc

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Inevitably at least a dozen films will be made about this shit show. Not sure what's needed more right now: A 'Great Dictator'-spoof, a modern 'All The President's Men' (too soon probably, if we ever get to some oppo dump deserving of a film to begin with), or the even more inevitable Oliver Stone take (he's probably scouting locations as we speak).

Which actor should play Trump? Spicer? Bannon? etc. And who should direct it? And for the score? Let it rip.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Gotta be Mel.

Eazy, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Keri Russel should play Melania imho. xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

uh this is obv another magnificent Oscar-certified Meryl Streep performance

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:04 (eight years ago)

lmao

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

Bannon should be played by a sack of moldy potatoes

black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

I'm undecided as to whether Trump should be portrayed by some massive, Jabba-esque animatronic puppet or by a trembling, low-T twelve-year-old sad loser.

Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

Wayne Tippit, who played the FBI agent who harasses Michael Rooker into betraying Garrison in JFK would have been a good Bannon. Alfred you know who i'm talking about right?

nomar, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

Jared Kushner
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nomar, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

If he'd be willing to beef up Michael Shannon would be perfect for Bannon. Shannon . . . Bannon . . . it's meant to be.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

I mean it's gotta be Anthony Attamunik

flappy bird, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

Kellyanne Conway:

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/F/Wayland_Flowers_and_Madame/wayland_flowers_portrait.jpg

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

(True fact: If you Google Image Search for "Wayland Flowers and Madame," "Kellyanne Conway" comes up as a related search term.)

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

With some decent aging makeup, I think she'd be perfect for Kellyanne:

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Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oPBjnbx.jpg

nomar, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

PSH's disinterred corpse obv

imago, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

Good call

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

Is Baron Harkonnen still alive?

Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

whoa

https://thesardonicobserver.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/drumpfharkonnen.jpg?w=700

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

Trump should play himself.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

Rob Schneider - all roles.

Manitobiloba (Kim), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

JiC otm film will be written, directed, edited and acted entirely by Trump

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)


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